10 Things to Remember in Chem a oneshot folder

by Shousa-of-Fire

I thought about this while looking at the posted lab rules in the Chem lab. This is just for fun and I hope everyone who reads it will get a kick out of it.

10 things to Remember in Chemistry Class

Disclaimer: I do not own fullmetal alchemist or final fantasy's Reno

As a chemistry student though chemistry derived from alchemy I am not an alchemist

a. Nor is anyone else

I am NOT Kimblee and my goal in life is NOT to destroy the earth with the awesome power of alchemy

a. nor am I Mustang

b. Scar is just wrong

They are chemistry formulas and I will refer to them as such

a. they are NOT transmutation circles

b. there are no transmutation circles

Though it is stylish and will keep you on time the Silver Pocket watch will not exempt you from a test

a. Nor will it guarantee an "A"

b. All Silver Pocket Watches are banned until Farther notice

Though the teacher is teaching the mystical ways of Chemistry He/She is not Hoeinhime.

a. the Dean is not The Fuhrer King

b. the Biology Majors are not Homunculi

c. No one is a Homunculi

d. The word Homunculi is Banned from use inside the classroom

Proper lab goggles must be warn at all times in the lab.

a. this includes me

b. Skiing goggles are not proper wear

c. even if I look like Reno

Drawing transmutation circles on my homework will not give me extra credit

a for reasons see 3

Kimblee has also been banned from use in the classroom

a. as is transmutation circle

My final assignment is Not Making a Philosopher's Stone

a. my teacher is Not Envy

b. my classmates are not ingredients

c. see 5

I am not Hoeinhime

a. the Campus is not a large Transmutation circle

b. the entire student body is not in danger and I should stop telling these things.

Farther reminders of any of these rules will get my major Removed