Scene: John has broken Tumblr! Well that's what we all think. And everyone is going mad now and people and very upset too. The trolls mainly Karkat were confused about Tumblr. And it has been 2 hours.

John: Oh tumblr crashed? Hmmm...Let's refresh it...hmmmmmmmmm...nothing...

Rose: What happened to Tumblr!

John: What did I do? I didn't break it!

Rose: Sure...You're the one who was last on it!

John: Oh blame me sure.

Rose: We need to fix Tumblr it's been gone for 2 hours!

Jade: What is wrong with Tumblr?

Rose: John broke it.

John: No I didn't!

Rose: Yes you did.

John: Hey Jade seem You're part dog right and they see only in black and white so if I dress in colours you can't see me?

Jade: No.

John: We gotta fix it because maybe next is YouTube then then Twitter.

Rose: Oh god no!

Kanaya: What's going on?

Jade: Hello twilight vampire.

Rose: Oh god...

Karkat: Ok what's going on! I was going on my Laptop and I hear shit going on over a mile like someone just broke Alternia or somthing!

John: Tumblr broke...

Jade: Yeah from John!

Karkat: What the fuck is Tumblr!?

Jade: Website of awesomeness!

Dave: *shouting in sadness* AHHHHH! GOD DAMMIT! *stomps in frustration and sadness*

John: Did you not close the door behind you?

Dave: *Breathes slowly*

John: Why is Dave crying?

Jade: Well Tumblr has been gone for 2 hours!

Rose: 3...

Dave: AHHHH AH AH!... *starts hitting his head on the ground in sadness* AHHHH! *stands up calmly and grabs something from the table, it was eye drops he turned around so no one saw what he was doing which was taking his shades off and putting the eye drops in his eyes then goes back to sad* AHHHH! *falls on knees and hits head ground* AH AH AHAAA!

Kanaya: I'm hungry...

Rose: Take him *points to John*

Kanaya: *Grabs john and starts to get ready to bite him*

Dave: STOP FIGHT ING! AHHH!... *ultimate sad and hits his head again*

Rose, Kanaya and Jade: *walk away*

Dave: *Hugs Karkat right leg sobbing* AHHH AAH AH!...*puts more eye drops on*

Karkat: Well done John you broke Tumblr but now you broke Dave!

John: What! I didn't break it or him!

Karkat: *walks away*

Dave: ALL MY FRIENDS ARE GONE! AHHHA AH AH AHHH! *stands up and turn at john*

John: *gone*

Dave: AHHH AH AH AHHH AH!... *Falls on knees sobbing*

The end!