Riku and the Toilet; A Disastrous End

By Freg Hey dudes! Welcome to the strange and wonderful world of Freg and Gord's fanfiction!

Freg; In this story Riku ends up stuck in a toilet! (He he he he) but it's not all it seems.

Gord; Huh? Dude, you're talking crap! And you're not supposed to give away the whole plot of the story!

Freg; O sorry well let's just say that Riku and Sora get it on!

Gord; O.O jk. This is NOT a yaoi fic everyone!

Freg; What you didn't say anything about this well maybe you did but anyways hey did you hear about me I am the coolest.

Gord; ? That made no sense. Oh, Sora!

Sora; (walks onstage) hey dudes! I'm a lesbian! oh, no wait, maybe I'm gay hmmm works for me!

Gord; (frowns) ok, bring out the real Sora!

Riku; (gets out of Sora costume) (pouts)

Gord; Get out! Anyways we need to get on with the fic!

Freg; Hey maybe i'm gay!

Gord; O.O Whatever. Sora! Where is he?

Freg; Maybe he's out back making out with Kairi.

Gord; (giggles)

Sora; (walks onstage) (wiggles eyebrows)

Gord; Uhhh…Anyway, Sora! If you please.

Sora; Ahem. Disclaimer time! Freg and Gord do not own Kingdom Hearts in any way whatsoever! All characters and other stuff belong to Square Enix and Disney Interactive. So there.

Gord; (cries)

Riku and the Toilet; A Disastrous End

Written by Freg and Gord, edited by Gord because Freg cannot spell, neither has she ever heard of grammar or punctuation.

Freg; hey you r a BICKT!

Gord; I rest my case. :P On with the fic!

One day Riku was bored on the shore of Destiny Islands. Then he realised…he was gay. He also realised that he needed to go to the toilet. So he did. But the toilet was not there. It had been stolen by…drum roll please…Sora! DUN DUN DAAAAAAAAAA! So Riku decided to pee in the tree. Then he realised there were ants in the tree, and he didn't like ants. So he decided to go to Sora's house and use his toilet. Sora agreed to this proposal, and let Riku use his toilet.

Gord; The End! No, just kidding.

Freg: Getting on with the story Gord!

So Riku sat down on the toilet. But then, just as he stood up to wipe his bum, he slipped and fell straight downinto the toilet! DUN DUN DAAAAAAAAAAA! But just then sora came in and said,

"You stole my girlfriend so I will flush you! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Sora cackled.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" screamed Riku but it was too late. Sora pressed the flush button and Riku went round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and finally disappeared down the toilet.

And then he died from the stench (remember, this is Sora's toilet we're talking about).

And then kairi's head came out of the toilet.

The End.

Gord; ok dude that last sentence made absolutely no sense. It makes it sound like sora murdered Kairi then tried to hide the body in the toilet. (sigh) that's what i get for letting you write the last sentence. and how come the story's like three paragraphs and the rest of it is us being idiotic?

Freg: mmm good point

Gord; Anyways, people, whether you think it's crap or just plain stupid, review and say so! Flames will be laughed at, and thrown down the toilet with Riku! Hahahahahahahaha!