Okay guys. This is just a random thing Taylor and I made up in a conversation on email. Please review! By the way – we know it's really random and not the best story in the world, but we hope you guys can get a laugh out of it. Here we go! Please read and review!
Lisbon had been looking for Jane for some time now and finally went up to his little space in the attic.
Lisbon: "Jane? Oh here you a- ok what the HELL are you doing?"
Jane: "Woah, woah woah Chillax little sis,"
Lisbon: "What is THAT?"
Jane: "It's my radical tie-dye shirt little sis,"
Lisbon: "Stop calling me little sis, get up, and put your suit back on."
Jane: "No girl, you have got to chillax!"
Lisbon: "what the hell is going on?"
Jane: "I have seen the light little sis."
Lisbon: Jane when I get back you better have your suit back on."
She walks out.
Jane: "peace out!"
After a bit of silence…
Jane: "Id better do what she says."
wall: ...
Jane: "Coz otherwise she might fire me I know she thinks my ol' style is radical. What do you think? suit or tye dye?"
Wall: ...
Jane: "Me too." Marches out into bullpen without changing into suit.
Everybody else: "WHAT THE HELL JANE?"
Cho walks in with a plain white shirt...
Jane: "Yo Cho!"
Cho: "What the hell?"
Cho looks at Lisbon.
Jane: Grabs a bucket of multicolour dyes.
Cho: "AHHH!"
Jane: "Much better,"
Cho looks down at his now multicolour shirt.
Cho: "IM GONNA KILL YOU!"
Lisbon: "Not if I do first!"
Cho: "What the hell is going on with him?"
Jane: "I have seen the light!"
Lisbon: "He's been smoking something. And I'd say it was pretty strong."
Jane: "No little sis, we are all strong in ourselves"
Cho: "Don't call me little sis."
Jane; "YOU JUST GOTTA BELIEVE!"
Lisbon: "I do believe. I believe that you need to get your suit back right now, or I'm taking you to get drug tested."
Cho: "My bets on the drug test."
Jane: "nah bro. I'm pure."
Cho: "Okay Drug test it is then."
Lisbon: "Jane seriously, get changed."
Jane: "Freedom is mine to wear this tye dye shirt"
Lisbon: "It's against regulations."
Jane: "Hightower needs to let loose I should make her a tye dye shirt."
Lisbon: "Jane, Cho didn't like your tye dye shirt. How do you think Hightower will like it?"
Jane: "Thats a good point little sister."
Lisbon: "You know what? I give up!"
Cho: "I was serious about the drug test."
Grace walks in.
Grace: "Umm…"
Cho: "He's going to get a drug test soon"
Lisbon: "He's lost it."
Jane: "I've not lost a thing li'l sis, the only thing I need is my soul, and it will never leave me, or this world."
Cho: "No, the only thing you need is your sanity."
Lisbon: "and a drug test. Lets go."
Grace: "what's-"
Cho: Don't ask."
Lisbon: "good advice."
Lisbon woke up with a start, and shook her head. Okay, that was weird.
Okay! So that is what would happen if Jane became a Hippy. Please review xD