The Day the Diablos Died

by MaceEcam

A parody of The Saga Begins

Disclaimer: I do not own the song or the show that this is base on. I do however have full right to post this, as it is a PARODY, rather then an actual SONGFIC. This right is given to me by the Free Rights act of 1977, which makes parodies legal. This fic is a parody of "The Saga Begins" by Weird Al, which is itself a parody of "American Pie" by Don McLean.

A Kim Possible Songfic.

A short short time ago

In a town called Middleton

The Diablos began to attack.

And I thought me and my friend Kim

Might just save the world again.

Fighting back to back.

But what happened, didn't thrill us

We fought Shego she tried to kill us

After Kim beat her

Eric ran to greet her

He shocked her and I got K.O.

Woke up next to tacos

Couldn't hold it any more

Told Kim what I felt for her

Oh

Kim I can no longer lie

I love you Kim

So please don't cry

So this

Is what we're gonna try

We'll beat Drakken

So please don't cry

So please don't cry

Hasn't this quite silly boy

Been there for you oh doy

And I has MMP they say

To me you are a queen

After all we're both seventeen

And I want to marry you someday

I know my grades aren't quite 4.0

And I can't stand up to Shego

But I love you it's true

So take a chance or two

I'm a Joker and you're an Ace

But I'll still say it to your face

In my heart your first place

And I would die for you

And I was singin'

Kim I can no longer lie

I love you Kim

So please don't cry

So this

Is what we're gonna try

We'll beat Drakken

So please don't cry

So please don't cry

We went to stop Drakken

Kim fought Shego once again

I frankly would've liked to try

Rufus bit Eric's arm right though

Out came that Synthogoo

We once again saved the day

And in the end the Diablos died

When Drakken's system fried

Drakken remembered my name

Shego got shocked what a shame

I didn't even lose my pants

Then Kim and I went to the dance

She kissed me and I kissed her

And that's the end till season four

And I was singin'

Kim I'm glad I didn't lie

I love you Kim

So please don't cry

I said this

Is what we're gonna try

We beat Drakken

So please don't cry

So please don't cry

And I was singin'

Kim I'm glad I didn't lie

I love you Kim

So please don't cry

I said this

Is what we're gonna try

We beat Drakken

And she didn't cry

And she didn't cry