Disclaimer: I do not own the song or the show that this is base on. I do however have full right to post this, as it is a PARODY, rather then an actual SONGFIC. This right is given to me by the Free Rights act of 1977, which makes parodies legal. This fic is a parody of "The Saga Begins" by Weird Al, which is itself a parody of "American Pie" by Don McLean.
A Kim Possible Songfic.
A short short time ago
In a town called Middleton
The Diablos began to attack.
And I thought me and my friend Kim
Might just save the world again.
Fighting back to back.
But what happened, didn't thrill us
We fought Shego she tried to kill us
After Kim beat her
Eric ran to greet her
He shocked her and I got K.O.
Woke up next to tacos
Couldn't hold it any more
Told Kim what I felt for her
Oh
Kim I can no longer lie
I love you Kim
So please don't cry
So this
Is what we're gonna try
We'll beat Drakken
So please don't cry
So please don't cry
Hasn't this quite silly boy
Been there for you oh doy
And I has MMP they say
To me you are a queen
After all we're both seventeen
And I want to marry you someday
I know my grades aren't quite 4.0
And I can't stand up to Shego
But I love you it's true
So take a chance or two
I'm a Joker and you're an Ace
But I'll still say it to your face
In my heart your first place
And I would die for you
And I was singin'
Kim I can no longer lie
I love you Kim
So please don't cry
So this
Is what we're gonna try
We'll beat Drakken
So please don't cry
So please don't cry
We went to stop Drakken
Kim fought Shego once again
I frankly would've liked to try
Rufus bit Eric's arm right though
Out came that Synthogoo
We once again saved the day
And in the end the Diablos died
When Drakken's system fried
Drakken remembered my name
Shego got shocked what a shame
I didn't even lose my pants
Then Kim and I went to the dance
She kissed me and I kissed her
And that's the end till season four
And I was singin'
Kim I'm glad I didn't lie
I love you Kim
So please don't cry
I said this
Is what we're gonna try
We beat Drakken
So please don't cry
So please don't cry
And I was singin'
Kim I'm glad I didn't lie
I love you Kim
So please don't cry
I said this
Is what we're gonna try
We beat Drakken
And she didn't cry
And she didn't cry
