A/N: This is about the Akatsuki as teenagers. Although you may notice that there is quite a few differences- they are ninjas but they go to one school ect…. But remember, this is MY, I repeat MY fanfic and you can't tell me what to do, but I can tell the Akatsuki what to do. Also, I fully intend to kill SASUKE'S FUCKING LITTLE ASS FOR WHAT HE DID TO ITACHI!!! This is the 2nd day of school, so... yeah. And the reason Hidan and Tobi have a quiz already is that... they have a mean teacher.
Other peepsles who helped with this: MoonRainShadow; Golden Fantasies
If you can guess what different people wrote, then good for you. You can notice the large difference between people's writing.
Disclaimer: Notice how I just said FANFIC? Proving that I in no way own the Akatsuki or Naruto for that matter. -sniffles- -sadness- -depressedness- Nor do I own any Pop tarts at the moment. Also, if I did own Naruto, the Akatsuki would be winning and alive and Sasuke (fucking little bastard) would be long dead. .
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Kakuzu POV
Beep beep beep. Beep beep beep. -THUD- Ow, when did the floor get there?
God. Another day. Another pointless day. Another day of wasting money. Oh well. At least life can't get any crappier than it is already.
At least I've got my… friends…
Pein: the leader, serious (currently going out with Konan)
Konan: the only girl, likes doing origami (currently going out with Pein)
Zetsu: the cannibal, slightly bi-polar (1)
Hidan: the immortal loudmouth
Kisame: the shark-dude, blue skin
Itachi: the emo- an easily angered/annoyed emo (2)
Tobi: ADD and the only one who is able to smack Hidan for cussing and get away with it...
Sasori: the puppet master, calm, short (A/N: sorry, couldn't resist that one I) (3)
Deidara- ADD NOT a fag, although many people at school are convinced he is at least a transvestite
Orochimaru- well, he doesn't hang out with us anymore
Although we are a fairly random group, we get along well (other than the occasional who's-art-is-the-right-one argument.).
Oh well. Time to get ready for school.
I hurry to get ready, then run downstairs, grab some Pop tarts (4) and run outside, into the freezing August (It's really early. Kakuzu likes getting to school first.) air and drive to school.
-At KHS-
Sasori POV
"Hey, Sasori-danna!"
"Hello, Deidara. I thought I told you not to call me that?"
"But why not? None of these baka know what I'm saying, and anyway, since when do you care what other people think, un?!"
"I don't care, I just don't like it when you call me that."
"But wha-"
Thankfully, at that moment he was cut off by a very loud, "Sasori-sempai! Deidara-sempai! Howya doing?" I had never been happier to see Tobi, well I still wasn't exactly happy to see him, but you get it.
"Oh shit, un" it was to quiet for Tobi, who was running down the hall to hear, but I heard it clearly. "Tobi, why do you wear that fucking mask all the time and WHY ARE YOU SO GOD-DAMNED LOUD, UN?!"
"Deidara, you can't exactly tell people that they're too loud, when you're the one that's yelling."
"Little bastard's right, y'know. Although being a fucking hypocrite is fun, I gotta say…." -SMACK- Hidan was hit over the head by Tobi.
"FUCKING BASTARD! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR!?!" Hidan said to Tobi while punching him in the face sending him flying backwards. Tobi just got right back up and smacked him again only harder.
"Hidan-sempai! What did the principal say about cussing! You going to get detention and then Pein will kill you for bein' an idiot! Tobi likes people to be happy and alive. OH OH OH OH OH! Can you help me study for that quiz we've got 4th period? I think I understand everything, but it would be nice if you could help me…."
"Haha. He'll say no, un. You just smacked him over the head and like Hidan's ever done anything nice…. un. Hah, un. You are sooo gonna die, un." (A/N: just had to put some "un"s in there)
He was right, but apparently fate was in Tobi's favor today… or maybe just Hidan's crappy memory.
"… Uh…. Yeah, I guess I could help you, I mean, I'm doing this for you, of course, not me, if that's what you're thinking…."
"Forgot to study again, Hidan?"
Well, now that Kisame and Itachi were here, our group's only missing four of the usual group.
"Well, no…. Forgot the fucking teacher gave us the fucking quiz…?" -Smack- Hidan glared at Tobi who was smiling innocently.
"Well, it'll be easy, for me at least."
"Oh, hello, Weasel. Wonderful day were having, huh? Great day to use a fucking mon-" This time Tobi refrained from smacking Hidan because Itachi spoke first.
"Unless you want to spend the next 72 hours in a Catholic church (no offense if you're Catholic- one of my best friends is Catholic-, it's just that Hidan believes in Jashin-sama and Catholic is the first religious group that popped into my head [5), I strongly suggest that you shut the fuck up. RIGHT NOW."
"Now, now, Itachi-san. It's not nice to threaten people."
Kisame. Gotta love that guy, or at least owe him your life. If it wasn't for him, Itachi would've quite possibly either killed himself or us and anyone who even slightly pissed him off (aka: everyone in our wonderful town of Konoha).
Somehow, he could always calm down the Uchiha. (6)
"Whatever. Uh… Hidan, Kisame."
"Itachi."
"FINE! Gomen, Hidan, Kisame."
"S'OK, even if you are a little- OW! TEME! YOU STEPPED ON MY FUCKING FOOT! (A/N: insert approximately 2 minutes worth of him swearing that I don't feel like putting in mainly due to the fact that I don't know 2 minutes worth of swearing in 27 languages [7) WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?!" -Smack- Hidan just glared at Kisame some more but rubbed his head where Tobi had smacked him repeatedly.
"I was saving your life, obviously."
"Yeah! Sure. You saved my life, yet you got me hit in the head by this little bas- cretin."
Here comes Kakuzu and Zetsu, while Hidan mutters something about how we're all heathens and going to Hell… ect.,
"Hello, Hidan. What was that about your 'fucking foot'? My eardrums seem to have stopped working about 10 miles away, after which point I only heard a very loud string of curses. Was that Russian and some Romanian I heard? You've learned some new things, I see. I think it was 24 total?"
"No, Kakuzu, it was 27. Yeah, I've learned Russian. AND HOW THE HELL ARE YOU ALL SO GODDAMMED QUIET?!" Another smack from Tobi which resulted in Hidan slamming Tobi into a locker and slammed it shut. "FUCKING BASTARD!!" He yelled at the locker. All of a sudden, Tobi appeared beside him and whacked him over the head again.
"WHY YOU LITTLE -insert about 90 different cuss words in 27 different languages-!
Now, after Hidan was done busting all of our eardrums, I finally saw the rest of our little group complete. Finally. It's time they got here! Making us all wait….
"Well, Hidan, it's fairly easy to be 'quiet', -note the sarcasm- "when we've got you here, screaming your head off," I told him mildly. This got a snicker from Itachi, which Kisame responded to by hitting him on the head and telling him not to be mean.
-bell rings-
With that annoying, high-pitched shriek, we all head off to our lockers, got whatever shit we'd need, and headed off to class.
Just another normal day. Another, awful, pointless, stupid day. Nothing out of the ordinary.
That is, if you consider our lives normal.
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Edits People did that I wanted in it, but didn't put in.
1. Slightly?! I think not!
2. wastes too much money on eye operations!
3. (B/N- RPing) Ooh, you can call me a fag, but you did NOT just call me short! -growls-
4. they were on sale! -claps hands-
5. (B/N) ME:D Tisn't it fun? Well, not really... D:
6. (B/N) Do I even want to know why?
7. (B/N) Sure ya don't... –tis sarcastic-
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Please forgive my crappy Japanese. If you actually know the language, and have any pointers, that would be very useful.
Here's the setup:
Seniors- Pein, Zetsu, Kakuzu, Orochimaru
Juniors- Konan, Sasori, Deidara
Sophomores- Hidan, Tobi, Itachi, Kisame
Note: I'm fully aware that the Akatsuki grew up in totally different villages, with different backgrounds, but to make this make more sense, I shall say that they all grow up in Konoha. Maybe they board there. I don't know. Just ignore all the facts that are wrong and go on with your short, happy lives. JK. But really, ignore everything I got wrong in this & review. PLEASE!!!!
As you may have noticed, this chapter has absolutely no point whatsoever, other than to give a basic overview of the lives of the future Akatsuki members. As you can see, they are basically outcasts in world we all like to call high school. Although in my mind, they are the most awesome people in this school.
10 ninjas. 10 teenagers. 1 high school. 1 (or more) slightly random author(s). How will they survive? Review and maybe I'll tell you.