Title: Why no fan girl could be with Inuyasha
Rating: T
Genre: General/Humor
Summary: A little interview with Inuyasha of why no fan girl could be with him. Drabble.
Disclaimer: Nope, I don't own YuGiOh, Inuyasha or Saw
Notes/Warnings: Slight fan girl bashing
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Why no fan girl could be with Inuyasha
"Welcome back, everyone, after a long time of not being here!" DIS said, dancing into sight of the camera. Behind her was a scary scene from what looked like SAW with water dripping into a puddle from a pipe overhead. "Well, since our last incident with, um, someone dying...and everything...we had to relocate! But I'm still doing my job. It took some time to, er, find a new place. ANYWAY! Time to introduce the main character of Inuyasha, the worthless hanyou who is nothing compared to his older brother – "
Inuyasha stormed out and slapped her. "I AM NOT WORTHLESS. And Sesshomaru sucks ass!"
"(OO) Uh..." DIS glanced nervously behind Inuyasha where said youkai was looming, his eyes glowing red in the gloom. "Inuyasha – "
"NO! I've got something to say!" He pointed at the audience that was seated in the stands DIS had set up. "Sesshomaru is weak as a human baby! Yeah, that's right! I said it! I'm better! Me, me, me, me, me! Daddy loved ME better."
"(x.x)...Okay..." DIS edged away and Inuyasha blinked, suddenly smelling his brother behind him.
"(o.o) Oh...Sesshomaru." He laughed nervously.
"Meet me in the schoolyard, Inuyasha. Five o'clock." And then he left, as elegantly as a pissed-off Sesshomaru can. Inuyasha, for his part, looked incredibly weak and pale.
"Let's sit you down, hon," DIS suggested, pointing to a steel, creaky chair. Inuyasha cautiously sat down and it let out a high squeal, threatening to break. DIS cleared her throat and sat in the similar chair beside him, wincing at the sounds it made. "So, Inuyasha! Do you know how many fan girls, young and old, absolutely adore you?" Inuyasha instantly puffed up.
"Of course!" He grinned. "Bet none of 'em have as good of a body as Kagome, though, huh?" He laughed and said, "I've seen her naked, like, a million times!" DIS just stared at him. This man was looking to be punched in the face – and not by her.
"Er...And...how do you feel about the fan girls...?" She cautiously asked, seeing as how Kagome was standing behind Inuyasha, glaring daggers at him.
"Well," he drawled, "it's not that big of a deal, since obviously every girl would drool over me. I mean, look at me! I'm the coolest guy in the world!"
(sweat drop)
"It's obvious someone's egotistical," DIS muttered to herself. Kagome was FUMING.
"But no one could have my heart! It's already taken!" Inuyasha sighed dramatically, holding his heart. Kagome brightened, smiling from ear to ear.
"Oh? By who?"
"Well, the Shikon Jewel, of course," Inuyasha stated, as if she were an idiot.
Kagome face-faulted and exploded, "GRR...INUYASHA, SIT!"
WHAM!
"AUGH!" Inuyasha yelled, flinching. "K-Kagome, what was that for?"
"SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT!!"
WHAM, WHAM, WHAM, WHAM, WHAM!!!!
"Ooh, that's gonna bruise in the morning," DIS laughed. Suddenly the lights went off. "Aw, dang it. YAMI! Stop playing with the lights." Then a TV screen turned on with a clown puppet on the screen.
(O.O')
"HOLY SHIT, IT'S THAT DUDE FROM SAW!" Someone from the audience shrieked.
"(x.x) I can't wait until things return to normal," DIS muttered to herself.
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DIS: Hehehe, yeah, it's been a really long time since I've done this, but I was kind of going 'duhhhh' with my humor series' and now that I finally got some humor inspiration, I drained it for this story! Woot! Go me! Anyway, please leave a review and tell me how it was. Flames are accepted, of course, hehehe. Ciao!