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"Lose Yourself Frodo", sung by Frodo to the tune of Eminem's "Lose Yourself." .

.

Look

If you had

One shot

One opportunity

To destroy the Dark Lord Sauron

In three movies

Would you go for it?

Or just let it slip?

Yo

My palms are sweaty

Knees weak

Ring is heavy

There's orcs shooting at us already

Running steady

Gandalf's nervous

But on the surface he looks calm and ready

To take down

The Balrog on the setting

But he falls down

The whole crowd

Calls so loud

He opens his mouth

Only three words come out

He's dyin' now

Everybody's cryin' now

I'm fading out

Dream's done

.

Over, BLOW!

.

.Snap back to reality

Oh! There goes gravity!

Oh! There go Sam and me

Gollum! I'm so mad that he

Won't give up easily

No! he can't have it, he knows

Without the Ring, he's toast

And that bothers him most

Won't be long 'till he's broke

He's so mad 'cause he knows

If he gets back to his murky home

That's when it's

Back on his search again, yo

That means Sam and me

Better get moving and hurry and toss the Ring

.

Or you're gonna

.

.Lose yourself

In the legend, the One Ring

You'll want it

You'll wanna never let it go

I've only got one shot, I'm not

Missin' my chance to go

To Mount Doom to destroy

The Dark Lord Sauron

You're gonna

.

.Lose yourself

In the legend, the One Ring

You'll want it

You'll wanna never let it go

I've only got one shot, I cannot

Miss my chance to go

To Mount Doom and defeat

The Dark Lord Sauron

You're gonna

.

.Sauron's escaping

Through the One Ring, it's gaping

This world is his for the taking

Nazgul King!

As we move toward the

Gates of Mordor

The quest gets far from boring

'Cause right now Gollum

Wants to head toward a

Route that's much harder

And goes on much farther

One slip, it's all over

He's true to his honor

And so, on we go

It's getting' way harder

Lonely roads on and on

Farther and farther

The Eye's burnin' hotter

We move on and every day it grows hotter

We made it through the Dead Marsh, that's a starter

My mind ain't mine anymore, it's like Gollum

Who moves on to his next soul

They call Smeagol

Who's small and knows nadda

And so his soap opera concludes and unfolds

To dispose his old partner

But the tale goes on

De de dum, de dum da da

.

I'm gonna

.

Lose myself

In the legend, the One Ring

I've got it

I'm gonna never let it go

I've only got one shot, I'm not

Missin' my chance to go

To Mount Doom to destroy

The Dark Lord Sauron

You're gonna

.

Lose yourself

In the legend, the One Ring

You'll want it

You'll wanna never let it go

I've only got one shot, I'm not

Missin' my chance to go

To Mount Doom to destroy

The Dark Lord Sauron

You're gonna

.

No more games, I've been changed

I'm filled with rage

We were captured by some rangers

And locked up, caged

My goal was simple in the beginning

The mood all changed

I've been brain-washed

And chopped up

And forced on stage

But I kept trying and kept pace with old Strider

Gettin' drawn to Mount Doom like rats to Pied Piper

All the pain inside amplified by the

Fact that I can't get by in this kind of

Fight. And I can't provide the right type of

Life for my friend 'cause man, that old Faramir's mood just won't lighten

Might be a movie, but man, the plot's hyper

This is my quest and these times are so hard

And it's gettin' even harder

Trying to save the world around me, plus Sam and all them

I'm torn

Between being a hero and an ego-swollen

Monster. Faramir brings me down, and it's too much for me to wanna

Stand in spot

And have it all forgot

He's gotten me

To the point I'm like a snail, I've got

To formulate a plot

Or end up with Smeagol shot

Escape is our only run-a-mucking option

Capture's not

Sam I love you and that's why we've got to go

I cannot fall prey

To Sauron's plot

So here we go; our last shot

Feet fail us not

This may be the only opportunity that we got

.

Or we're gonna

.

Lose ourselves

To the legend, the One Ring

We've got it

We're gonna have to let it go

We've only got one shot, We're not

Missin' our chance to go

To Mount Doom to destroy

The Dark Lord Sauron

You're gonna

.

Lose yourself

In the legend, the One Ring

You'll want it

You'll wanna never let it go

I've only got one shot, I'm not

Missin' my chance to go

To Mount Doom to destroy

The Dark Lord Sauron

You're gonna

.

We can do anything we set our minds to, Sam...

.

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Sorry about all those periods just floating around. I couldn't get the formatting to work any other way. Review me!