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Riza: EVEYONE ATTENTION

Ed: MAM YES MAM

Riza: what is with you today

Al: Remember, last night

Riza: nooo….

Al: u accidently got drunk after Roy said u were too afraid to drink

Rize: (starts coming back to her) ooooohhhh, that

Roy: he he he

Riza: anyways, we will have a inspector coming to HQ (they all gulp, with what they've been doing recently)

Ed: Who is it?

Riza: well, no1 knows for sure, but hes going by a Alias (fake identity) people know him by most, Kyle Reed (That is a name out of the blue, its not my name, so don't bother trying)

Ed: is that his real name

Riza: anyone who has loked it up ends up in jail (more gulping)

Ed: here he comes (a car stops infront of HQ, and someone comes out, looking like 16-17, with a black hat, black gloves with an alchemy symbol on each, and basically all black, except he has a white cape and a white cane, which it appears to have another alchemy symbol on it. Ed and Al get a bad feeling)

Havoc: well, here he comes

?: (walking in) hello there (Ed, Al, and Havoc immediately Recognize me :D)

Ed: oh

Al: my

Havoc: god

Ed: What

Al: the

Havoc: fuck

Me: what, you look like u saw a ghost

Ed: (at a volume only him, me, havoc, and Al can here) what are u doing here

Me: simple, the T or D needed 2 connections, and with Mikano in Spectrobes…

Al: u had to be from here

Me: yep

Riza: well, well, well

Me: hello Riza

Riza: hello

Me: I assume everything is in order

Riza: yes sir (salutes, which stuns Ed, Al, and havoc)

Ed: (whispering to AL and Havoc) he's a HIGHER rank then Riza?

Al: daaaaam

Ed: wait, is he higher then all of us

Me: yes

Al: O. O he can hear us

Me: ok, lets see what happens when we leave you all alone

(insert Fadeout to black here, with an evil laugh)