I hope I got this right. First fic be nice :D
One day at Smash Mansion, Ness and Lucas were on the internet.
"Lucas you heard of this website called Fanfiction?" Ness asked Lucas
"No, but I heard it has these really weird things. I think its called, crap what is it? Yami, yaoy, Yaoi? Yea yaoi!" Lucas said. "Well lets check it out!" Ness yelled excitedly.
The psycics typed in the well known Fanfiction and looked for the thing called yaoi. When they found it, they clicked the story. "Hey and its about us!" Lucas pointed out.
As Ness and Lucas read their smiles left and their eyes were bigger that Toon Links in no time.
TEN MINUTES LATER
"AAAAAHHHHHH!" two voices could be heard all through the Mansion. Marth and Ike ran to the room to find Ness and Lucas in front of a smashed computer. The two swordsmen didn't even need to think. "Yaoi?" they asked. "WHY DIDN'T THEY WARN US?" Ness yelled. "I WONT BE ABLE TO SLEEP FOR SEVEN YEARS!" Lucas screamed. "You think it's bad now, wait for the Fangirls." Marth said. And with that they left. "Ignoring that disturbing image the story left us, what are we gonna do about the computer?" Ness asked. Lucas looked at the destroyed computer. "Oh crap." They said at the same time.
YOU SEE WHAT YAOI DOES FOLKS? YOU CAUSED A PERFECTLY GOOD COMPUTER TO BE SMASHED!