Toon Link's Farting Problem
By Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus
Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: Yes folks, you have read the title very correctly. Toon Link is so damn cute that he, too, has to get a farting problem as punishment for being cute. And awesome. And for being better than Young Link. Errr, yeah. Also, yay CD-I references and YouTube Poop. Anyway, enjoy! I'm outta here.
Disclaimer: Everything belongs to Nintendo.
Toon Link giggled with glee as he was having the happiest day of his young life. Nothing could go wrong for him!
"Link!" Gwonam called out as he rushed to Toon Link, panting as he looked up at the young green clothed hero of the whatever. "There is an emergency in Hyrule! You have to come back!"
Toon Link frowned as he tilted his head to the right. "But... I don't wanna go to Hyrule again!" He sniffled as he made big, cute anime-like eyes, wailing as waterfalls came gushing out.
Gwonam face palmed as he grabbed Toon Link by the left arm, dragging him towards the eastern direction. "There is no time! Your sword is enough!"
Toon Link continued crying, until a loud fart shook the area, causing Gwonam to trip and land on his face. Toon Link glanced at his butt, to see the cartoonish fart smoke vaporizing. He giggled for a moment, thinking it was cute, until... he got an idea so evil, evil itself would bow down to it. Toon Link quickly took out a bomb, opening the lid as he farted into it, sealing it again as he handed Gwonam the bomb. "Hey Gwonam? Do you think you can open this?"
Gwonam rubbed his beard as he got up, coughing a bit as he took the bluish bomb from Toon Link. "Why certainly, Link. Anything for you." He opend up the bomb, peering inside to see the bomb's contents. He looked back up, to see that Toon Link was in front of a camp fire, his butt right over the fire. Glancing at Toon Link, then at the bomb, and then at the camp fire, Gwonam screamed in horror as Toon Link farted loudly, causing the fire to become larger as the bomb exploded, causing Gwonam to be sent blasting off again. Seeing the twinkle in the clear blue sky towards the north, Toon Link chuckled to himself as he folded his arms, farting loudly again to prove his superiorty.
Sadly this was a stupid mistake, as by the time he farted, Toon Link's green tunic was on fire, and thus... Toon Link reduced himself to a pile of ashes.
Bowser and Sonic The Hedgehog, who were both having their usual jog, paused briefly to see what happened to Toon Link. Looking at each other, the two adult Smashers heartily laughed at Toon Link's misfortune as they resumed their jog, with Toon Link groaning.