juan bobson the fifth turned on his computer to play the hip hoppening new video game minecraft or some shit
"oh boy i sure do love being in this reality" said bobson, his hands twitching with the urge to do the one two mine
but then, as he took in the fabric of the universe, it left him!
doo doo doo dooo!
he was in the mine of craft wow who could have guessed
a fucking zombie walked up to him and said
"fellows i must die" bobson replied, his hands twitching with the urge to end it all.
"nah fam" said a nearby creeper "you like god or some shit"
"oh"
"oof"