Silver: As long as there's Christmas...Oh snap what's the next part?
Shadow: (Does that what-cha-macolic ballet jump in front of everyone) Swish!!!!!!
Sonic:OM double G what the heck is going on! Why is Silver singing merry Christmas songs, and Shadowns dancing!?I demmand to know !!!
Big: (Running in) Oh snap, crackle, and pop gold fish!!!! (Runs out)
Tails: Ohhh dear lord... I'm scarred for life.
Sonic: Why?
Tails:I just went to Knuckles and he was having a party with lots of strippers---
Sonic: Soooo???That's a bad thing?
Tails:Did I say I was--
Shadow:Does that mean your gay?
Tails: --. I'm not finished I--
Silver: HAHAHAHAHA :D this is soooooooooooo funny foxy boy is gay!!!!!
Tails: I WASN'T FINISHED DAMNIT!!!!!
Silver: Eww, Fox Boy said a curse word!
Tails: (Hits Silver upside the head) Now...Knuckles was calling himself the pimpdaddy while strippers where giving him the dance...and he was wearing--
Shadow:Boxers?
Tails:No, wait whats so scarry about that?
Shadow:Nothing I didn't know it was suppose to be scarry -.
Sonic:A womans thong?
Tails:0 umm your thinking to rash.
Silver: Who has a rash?
Shadow: Yeah and who hasn't wore a womans thong?
Only Shadow raised his hand.
Shadow: Well yall are no fun!
Tails: Eww, ok no he was wearing speedos!
Everyone else: Ewww 0-.
Shadow: That's some scarry shit right there.
Tails: Yall cuss to much.
Sonic: Your the one saying damnit...
Silver: I'm pretty fly for a white guy.
Everyone else????
Sonic: How do you now your white?
Silver: Ain't it obvious?
Tail: Silver, your silver.
Silver: I think I know my own name! -
Tails: Dumb ass.
(Phone rings)
Sonic: (answeres) Kitty-I-Lo?
Knuckles: Yo Sonic? You gotta come over!
Stripper#1:It's a party!
Sonic: Who was that?
Knuckles: One of my women? Got a problem with it. Cuase I'll call ACDC and they'll take care of my dirty deeds dang sure cheap!
(Ranma-Chan93: Dirty Deeds done dirt cheep! Hey it's a song LoLZ :D)
Sonic: OMG tell me you wern't listening to ACDC again, remeber what happened last time?
Knuckles:No...
Sonic: You speak lies.
Knuckles: Ok I do, but lets not talk about it.
Sonic: Fine but don't do it again!
Knuckles: Fine -!!!So ya comming?
Sonic: Probally not I think I was going to a bowling tournament with Shadow and Silver.
Knuckles:Geek.
Sonic: Am not!!!
Knuckles: I gota go my possy's need me as there pimp king!
Sonic: Okay then?...
Silver: Ok guys let's go kick Eggmans butt!
Tails: Why?
Shadow: We have a bowling tournament!
Tails: Geeks.
Sonic: Geek...Thats what Knux said T0T!!!!!!
Tails: Only speaking the truth, peace I'm out brotha.
(After Tails closed the door)
Shadow: Is he gay?
Sonic: Of course not!
Silver: He's to smart.Gay people are dumb a$$s.(Ranma-Chan93:Just Kidding, I hate being mean)
Sonic: Ok guys let's go kill um!!!
Silver and Shadow: Woop!!!
Meanwhile
Big: Hello Froggy, what cha got?
Froggy: -Ribit-.
Big: Holly crap you swallowed a thing again!
Even more later
Tails: Just a little more to the left and BAM
Big: Get it outa him!!!
Tails: Did Froggy swaller a emerald again?
Big: Thats what it is I thought it was a ----
Tails: Nice to know...
Big: Get it out!!!
Tails: I can dicect it...
Big: AGH!!!!
Tails: I suppose you don't want help...
After the bowling tournament
Sonic: Yeah we won, it's the bomb diggady!!!
Silver: We are the champions!!!
Shadow and Sonic: My friends!!!!
Big:(barges in)Help!!!!
Sonic: I'm your man, ya need a engineer, a smart cookie, or a plumer, wait forget I said a plumer X-X (He said with a disturbing image in his head lol XD)
Big: Froggy swolowed a Chaos Emerald again!,Get it out!!!
Sonic: Ok, guys I need a knife and a DR.Pepper.
Big:Nooooooooo!!!!!!!!! (Jumps out window)
Shadow:(sad,disturbed voice)Mkay...(preppy voiced)So do you think he lived!?
Big:(yelling at Froggy)Get in my belly!!!
Silver:I suppose so.
Knuckles:Hey guys...How'd the tournament go?
Silver:We kicked there butts!
Shadow: Oh guys next week where play them in Dance, Dance Revolution!!!
Silver: OH there's no challenge to that mess, no challenge at all!
Sonic: Next week they die!!!
Knuckles: I'll bring my pimp women,Tails,Rouge,Amy...(continues listing)
Silver:Hehe.Next week I'll sing a new Christmas song -
Sonic: Oh no, Silver don't try to kill us.
Shadow:I'll do more ballet!
NEXT TIME ON Sonic Adventure:Random!(Nope can't think of a better title)Dance,Dance Revolution!!!Hope you all enjoyed -