Disclaimer- I would like to state that I am a fan of both Seinfeld and Dredd and I in no way mean any disrespect to either. This goes for all my other fanfictions.
Chapter 1- The Kidnapping
"Dredd, we've got a situation!" said the Chief Judge as he sat on his throne in the Megacity One Judge Department.
"What's the problem?" asked Dredd as he approached his superior.
"A few of our new judges in training were kidnapped while trying to make an arrest in a New York apartment building. A comedian-by-day and drug-kingpin-by-night named Jerry Seinfeld runs this apartment and he's now claiming these judges as his property."
"So, you want me to rescue them?" asked Dredd.
"Yes, and take out Seinfeld's clan while you're at it."
"Got it," said Dredd as he walked off.
"One more thing," said the Chief.
"Yeah?" said Dredd as he turned around.
"Take Anderson with you. She's a cutie."
Moments later, Dredd was driving down the highway at top speed in the Judgemobile with his mind-reading partner, Anderson, next to him.
"New York? That place is still around?" asked Anderson "I thought it was destroyed back in World War 4 in 2034."
"It was, but a few buildings still stand," Dredd replied "And apparently the Seinfeld gang found the no-aging serum. It has allowed them to survive all these years without looking any bit older."
"I thought that serum was outlawed years ago."
"It was, but these criminals still got their hands on it somehow."
Jerry Seinfeld was sitting in his living room eating a bowl of cereal when George Costanza came in through the front door looking distraught.
"It's all over, Jerry!" he exclaimed.
"What!?"
"My date with the mail-lady! I accidentally dropped a box of bologna on her!"
"What the heck are you doing with a box of bologna on a date?"
"I won it in a raffle! I didn't wanna go all the way downtown to pick up my prize, bring it all the way back here, then go all the way back downtown for the date!"
Elaine walked into the apartment and had good news to tell Jerry.
"Jerry..." she said.
"What!?"
"There's a girl in the hallways looking all lost. I think she'd have much better use chopped up and in your meat freezer."
"Ah, yes. She'd make a great meal for the Hokdons. Let me grab my coat."
Jerry walked over to his closet and opened it up. Three half naked judges still wearing their helmets were tied together with tape over their mouths. Jerry pulled out his coat and shut the door on them. Newman's voice then came over an intercom in Jerry's apartment.
"Jerry, we've got trouble," said Newman's voice.
"Newman, what is it?" asked Jerry.
"I'm watching over my monitor's," said Newman as he sat in his cramped storage closet filled with computer monitors "A car just pulled up and two judges walked out."
"Elaine... bring me my chainsaw."