Oh My God, this can't be happening, I think as Dave, Doofer, and myself, pull into the dark and dimly lit parking lot of the closest Goodwill. I can't believe I let them talk me into this. Why did I let them talk me into this ridiculous plan? This has got to be the worst idea anyone has ever thought of. I can't believe I'm really going to do this. How in the world did I ever let them talk me into this?
"You know this won't work, right? No one is ever going to believe that we're chicks," I say as we walk to the doors. "It's not gonna be possible. We'll never even get in the freaking door."
"Adam this is the only plan we have," said Dave as he stopped and turned around to face me. "If you can come up with a better one, any one, I'm all ears."
I stood there just outside the doors to the building, hands in the pockets of my sweatshirt looking down at my shoes, unable to come up with an answer.
"I didn't think so. Let's hurry up, the party starts in an hour."
"Yeah," said Doofer. "I mean, it's gonna be easy for me to find stuff, but for you two, much harder."
Me and Dave looked at each other and roll our eyes simultaneously. Sure Doofer, sure.
I put up little resistance as Dave and Doofer dragged me inside and towards the women's section. I try and go over by the pants for something normal looking to wear, but Dave pulls me over to a dressing room and shoves me in with a bunch of clothes in my hands.
"What the hell Dave?" I yell as he pushes me into a dressing room and shuts the door behind me.
"Try the stuff on, and don't think about trying to get out of there before I'm back," he yelled back through the door before walking away.
I let out a small sigh and sat down on the stained bunch that was built into the wall, worst idea ever.
After two more armfuls of clothes being shoved into the small fitting room and what seemed like a zillion shoes, I had the clothes I was going to wear. A slightly small gold skirt with the face of a lion on the front, a mismatched blue sweater, and a pair of high heels. They, with every step I took, threatened to slip off my feet and make me trip, but they were the only ones that fit and were the easiest to walk in.
I was finally let out of the dressing room once they had also found their own clothes. Dave had a dark blue dress and a long off white sweater. Doofer had found a jean dress and a pink tie dye shirt to go underneath.
"Are you sure that's what you want to wear?" Asked Dave looking over the clothes that I had chosen and was carrying in my arms.
"You have got to be kidding me?! It isn't going to be a fashion contest. Besides everything else either didn't fit, or was uglier than this," I say, disgust coming out loud and clear in my voice.
They then dragged me once again through the store over to the jewelry and makeup area. First they looked at the wigs, there were six. One shoulder length dirty blond, two short and curly wigs, one blue, one black. The last two were longer, one curly and red, the other wavy and brown, the last was black and straight.
"Ok, well the short ones are out, we already have short hair, as well as the blue and black." Dave decided, "Doofer the red one, I think it's the best for you."
"Alright. Well I think you should go with the brown one then, I don't think blond is your color." Doofer replied.
"So that leaves the blond to you Adam," said Dave as he handed me the blond wig.
"Great," I deadpanned as my upper lip curled into a sneer.
I barely paid attention to Dave and Doofer as they go through the jewelry next to the wigs, and it's not long before we're heading over to the check out. The cashier gives us funny looks till Dave mentions a costume party, and stops looking at us so weirdly. Once we're done I grab a bag and get out of there as fast as I can. As we go to leave the parking lot Dave skids to a halt.
"Why are you stopping? We need to go, the party has already started, and I want this over with as fast as possible," I almost scream at Dave.
"Where are we going to get dressed?" Dave asks. "We can't exactly do it in the car, or in the middle of a parking lot."
"There's a gas station just down the road from the house that has a unlocked bathroom on the outside. We can park in front of the door, go in, get dressed and come out without anyone the wiser," I said quickly. I wanted this nightmare done and over with.
DISCOVERING ADINA
Once we get inside we decided to split up which gave me bad Scooby Doo flashbacks, mostly about Daphne falling into some horrible trap once they split up to "search for clues". Every episode, or pretty much every episode something bad happens after they separate. As I walked through the house I continued having bad Scooby vibes about the whole thing.
It didn't take long to wade for me to wade through the crowd and over to the stairs, climbing the stairs in heels was a whole other matter. Every small unbalanced step up the stairs caused my legs to shake with the unaccustomed feeling of walking in heels. The walk to our room after reaching the top of the stairs was a cakewalk compared to how difficult walking up them had been.
I opened the door and went inside, intent on getting in and out with the tape as fast as I could. When a light flashed on, I turned around and raised my hands in shock. It was Jimmy, wearing nothing but a robe.
Oh crap. He isn't supposed to be in here, why is he here? I thought to myself as I looked at Jimmy, frozen in shock.
"Hey Nonny Nonny," he said as he looked at me in a way that made my skin crawl.
"Excuse me. Is this your room?" I asked in the girliest voice I could muster.
"It is now, now that I'm the new head of the Social Committee."
Crap, that little rat.
"Did Little Red Riding Hood lose her way to Grandma's bathroom?" He asked while touching at his exposed nipple.
I shuddered in disgust and answered, "yes... I have to tinkle." Just hoping to get out of there, I turned to leave yet he somehow got to the door before me. Despite being all the way across on the other side of the room, while I was standing right next to the door.
"Tell me your name and I won't follow you home tonight," He said as he pressed up against me.
"Ah ... Dina," I managed to squeak out.
"What?"
"Adina. My name is Adina. What are you doing?" I asked in a panic as he started to take off his robe.
He didn't answer as he stood before me completely naked, everything on display.
Oh My God, why am I staring, don't look, I screamed to myself in my head. I couldn't stop the gasp that come out of my mouth. I shuddered in disgust, I need to get out of here.
"It gets a lot bigger," He said looking slightly embarrassed as he looked down at himself.
"I gotta go," I squeaked out as I pushed past him and ran out of the room as fast as I could in heels.
I eventually found Daisy and Roberta sitting together on one of the couches in one of the living rooms downstairs.
"I couldn't get the tape, Jimmy's moved into our old room. I couldn't get past him... God this dress is so tight," I said as I tried to pull the hem of the skirt down to cover my upper thighs and underwear as it tried to ride up even higher.
"I told you," says Daisy.
"Yeah well you don't have the best selection when you shop at Goodwill now do you?" I spat back.
DISCOVERING ADINA
I felt hands all over me, my own, Dave's, Doofer's and the other KOK members as we're taken from the house and dumped on the DOG house steps. The ones that are the other KOK members are all over my fake breasts, ass and groin. As we untangled ourselves from the net I couldn't help but feel incredibly violated, and the fact that I was dressed the way that I was only seemed to magnify how violated it made me feel. Like it's so much more worse that they touched me that way as Adina.
Seeing where we are I tried to get us out of their as fast as we could. But when the DOG members came pouring out of the house and then the President mentioned food. Well, It was hard to pass up, it also helped that we had no money, way to get money, or any other way to get food.
DISCOVERING ADINA
Pledging DOG just added to my growing list of bad ideas since Doofer suggested we dress up as chicks to try and get in the house, to get the tape that may or may not have Spencer on it stealing the money.
I shuddered quietly as I laid under the covers of my new bed in the DOG house. Seeing Jimmy's dick was horrible. I mean I have tons of sex, and seen tons of porn, I even have made my own, so I know what I guys stuff looks like, but seeing Jimmy's. That was beyond torture. Despite all the sex I've had with girls in the past, I never really liked girls all that much. Sure sex was fun, more than fun, but the girls had never really been a huge part of it. Their was a reason they never came around again, I didn't want them to come back, they were simply a means to an end. Not that that made me like the other guys in the house that did the same thing, they did it simply because they could, to sleep with as many girls as they could, it was a game to them. That's how the walk of shame board got started. I could tell I was different than the other guys, they would always brag up their conquests, but to me it was never a big deal, and that made me the odd one out. So I changed, made the board, and acted more like the other guys when it came to how they talked and treated women.
I continued to toss and turn for the rest of the night, waking twice from nightmares about Jimmy trying to do things to me, gross things. In the morning I thankful for the makeup that came with dressing up like a girl, for only for the fact that it helped to hide the huge dark circles that had developed under my eyes from lack of sleep.
After looking through the closet of mismatched clothes that had been left by previous DOG girls I found a shirt and skirt that kind of looked good together. I also spied a ribbon with a flower on it that also looked like it would look good with the shirt. As I fastened it around my throat so that it covered my Adams apple, I noticed my dick sticking out a little. Quickly I pushed it back into place so that it couldn't be seen and give me away.
"How do I look?" I asked as I gave a little twirl, slightly tripping because of the heels I was wearing.
"Well I... Personally I think you look better with two tits," said Daisy pointing out that I had forgotten a boob, as she stood up and walked over to me.
"Oh shit," I said looking down. "What happened to my other-" I looked up when I heard a loud slurp to see Doofer sitting nearby, eating an orange.
"Hey! You're eating my boob," I yelled at Doofer who, at my words, started to choke on the orange. Then he started rubbing his hand over his tongue like he was trying to get something gross off of it.
"Look, just try to pay a little more attention to the details, ya know? We don't have to be babes, just believeable. By this time tomorrow, we'll be back in the house. After that we repress and deny all memories of this whole experience," said Daisy trying to reassure me as he crumpled up something and put it in the other side of the bra I was wearing giving me two boobs.
Somehow I knew that as soon as he said it, I knew it wouldn't be that easy to just simply forget this, and move on.
