DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN HARRY POTTER
One day in some parallel universe Harry Potter was reading his favorite manga when suddenly Dobby came bursting through the door. "It's Missus Hermoine, Mister Potter, Sir" The house elf panted in panic as he said those words. "OMG Dobby is it 'spew' again" Harry asked with utmost disgust and venom in his words. The house elf nodded as if he could assure that there were too few house elves due to Hermione's helpful actions. "Well, it's time to act let's go Robin" Harry yelled as if he were declaring something of intelligence ,which he clearly was not. "Mister Potter, Sir. You aren't Batman" Dobby shyly said. "Dobby what did I tell you about contradicting me in public" Harry said , abusing the house elf. "I-I'm s-sorry" Dobby stuttered and ran off hugging his cozy tight to his head. Hermione asked the elf what was wrong and gave him clothes "MISSUS HERMIONE I DON'T WANT YOUR RETARDED CLOTHING" Dobby yelled not in control of his actions. "Well, I'm sure the others do" Hermioe said clearly confident "No, they don't' Ron said from behind her and then put her in Azkaban. He then bailed her. THE END.
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