A/N: This is going to be just a collection of one-shots I wrote for my best friend/cousin, Evelyn. They're all SasoriXOC, I warn you now, and they're in no particular order, unless explicitly stated. Some are short, some aren't; some are stupid, some touching, but all in all, I hope you guys like 'em!
"Did you know, you can turn a scarf into a halter top?" Brown eyes, usually emotionless, flicked up from the puppet they had been intently gazing at, as their owner turned from his work. The redhead gazed at the blonde girl, who sat upon a stool beside him, with an expression gracing his features which was an almost awkward mix of surprise, bemusement, and thinly veiled wonder if she belonged in an insane asylum.
Evelyn grinned broadly, blushing slightly as her ice blue eyes sparkled with mirth. Sasori simply blinked, his expression returning to its usual blankness. Though, despite his efforts, he could not keep the curiosity from his voice when he spoke. "And," the puppeteer began, "how is this done, pray tell, Evelyn?" Seeing the bright, somewhat maniacal smile that bloomed upon the blonde's face, the Akatsuki member wished he had not posed the question to his underling.
"Well, you see, I was reading this book…" The blonde then proceeded to rant, using somewhat insane hand gestures and squealing at random moments. All the while, Sasori wondered why Kami hated him enough to curse him with such a lovable, crazy girl as his underling. Seriously, sometimes he even wondered if he should be instituionalized, and it was all thanks to Evelyn.
He also wondered what Evelyn was on, and where he could get some as well.