Hi everyone, well this is my first attempt at a Tenchi Muyo fic so be kind.
I relize their are three shows revolving around tenchi, this one takes place
in the Tenchi Universe version. Any way I hope you get a kick out of it so
please read and review. Thanks. By the way I do not nor do I claim to own
any of the characters mentioned in this story. This is completly fictional
story.


As Ryoko lounged away the afternoon atop one of the support beams of
the masaki home she heard a lound thud. With nothing better to do she
decided to see what was up. Upon investigating she found Washu carring a
large suitcase.

"Going somewhere Washu." asked Ryoko

"Not that is any of your bussniess but yes I'll be away for the next
couple of days, the science acadamy is having a get togetheir tommarow."
said Washu

"I thought you were banished from there" said a confused Ryoko

"I was that is exactly why I'm going to go crash the party, HA, now
they will know who the real greatest genius is!" said Washu

A short little Washu-bot appered on her sholder and said "Washu your
the greatest!"

"I know!" said Washu with a big smile on her face

"Whatever," said an annoyed Ryoko

"Whatever, my foot Ryoko, now stay out of my lab, got it!" Washu said

"Yeah, yeah" said Ryoko as she watched Washu walked to a ship that
had appered out of no where in the front yard.

As Washu's ship blasted off, a sinister smile crept accross Ryoko's
face. "oh Tenchi, Tenchi" Ryoko said in the sweetest voice she could make/

Tenchi came from the kitchen and said "Ryoko was that blast I heard"

"Oh nothing" said Ryoko with a smile

"Wh..Wh....What is it!" said a very nervous Tenchi

Ryoko dived at Tenchi and before he could move away she had grabed
him a shoved him into Washu's lab.

Tenchi was realesed from her grip and he turned and said "Whats the
bid idea Ryoko!"

"Sorry about that Tenchi this is the only place private enough, in
the whole house, Aeka would never think to look for us here." Ryoko said with
that same smile still on her face.

Ryoko then said very seductivly, "I want to have some fun" and she
began to remove her outer jacket.

Tenchi was half way to a heart attack as his nose was already
bleeding. Tenchi began to walk backwards in a very cowerdly and nervous
motion. "Now Ryoko we shouldn't......I meen we can't......" said Tenchi

As Tenchi was backing up he felt a metal board behind him as Ryoko
persuded him now wearing very little.

"Oh yes we should, and yes we can!" Ryoko said as she pounced at
Tenchi.

Tenchi panicked and moved just in time to avoid Ryoko. However
Ryoko's head hit the control pad behind Tenchi causing the maching next to
them to come to life. The machine quickly grabed both Tenchi and Ryoko and
before either could fight back they were both hit with a strange bolt of
light. Both then fell unconsuious.

After a few minutes Tenchi awoke, he felt a arm across his back
thinking it was Ryoko a very disorented Tenchi picked up the body next to
him. The light was very low and Tenchi carried Ryoko to area of more light.
Once Tenchi was in the light he looked at the body he carried and saw that
it was not Ryoko but a perfect copy of his own. In shock he droped the being
and loud grown came from it. "Hey what's the big idea" said the being in
a perfect match for Tenchi's voice.

"Its got to be a clone or something" said a flabergastted Tenchi

The being then looked at Tenchi and said in a very angery voice
"Alright you whatever the hell you are what have you done with my Tenchi"

"What?!" said a confused Tenchi

"You heard me..... hey why does my voice sound like Tenchi's", then
the being looked at her own body and screamed to high hevans.

"Ryoko,?!" said Tenchi

"Yes, and your Tenchi, oh my god" said Ryoko

"What?" said Tenchi

"Look at your self!" said Ryoko

Tenchi then noticed that there was a grey strand of hair in front
of his face he then looked down twoard his feet, but instead of his feet
he found himself looking down a bra he was wearing that was holding up his
breasts. Then Tenchi (in Ryoko's body) began to wobble and ended up collpsing
into Ryoko's(in Tenchi's body) arms.

On to chapter 2.

JAB MAN