How I met you mother.
Eli: Mommy I'm bored what is taking so long?
Rachel: Honey the weather is bad the airplane can't fly yet, we just have to wait for a little while.
Rachel: Finn, come over here lets tell the kids a story.
Finn: Rachel you know I'm not good at making up stuff.
Rachel: Well then Finn lets tell them a true story.
Rachel: So kids what do you want to know about your dad and me?
Abigail: I dunno know.
Rachel: You dunno know?
Abigail: Sorry. I don't have any ideas for a story.
Rachel: Better, thank you. I have an idea, Finn tell them about how we met.
Abigail: Was daddy the first boy you kissed?
Rachel: Well actually yes, he was the first boy I kissed.
Abigail: So mommy was the first girl you kissed than Daddy
Finn: Um, well no I kissed a girl or two before mommy.
Eli: What? Why would you kiss any one but mommy?
Rachel: Well that is good question Eli, go ahead tell them Finn.
Fin: Well I didn't know mommy when I kissed this other girl. So I dated this girl before I even knew mommy. Eli: So daddy was the first boy you dated then mommy?
Rachel: Well, no
Eli: But you said he was the first boy you kissed,
Finn: Go ahead tell them who your first boyfriend was Rachel.
Rachel: Well the first boy I dated was your Uncle Puck.
Abigail: What? Uncle Puck. So that means you have kissed Uncle Puck.
Rachel: Well, yes way back in High School for a brief time I dated Noah and we shared a kiss or two.
Eli: That is funny.
Rachel: Ok, lets start at the beginning shall we, Finn tell them the first time we meant.
Finn: Well as you know mommy loves to sing. Even in High School singing was very important to mommy.
Abigail: Yeah mommy says you need goals and you can be successful at anything.
Finn: That is exactly right.
Eli: Mommy said that we are talented, and she would know cause she is talented too.
Finn: Well yes, you are very talented.
Eli: Mommy said you are talented but she helped you get that way.
Finn: Oh did she now?
Abigail: Mommy says that if you are talented you need to hone you skills early. She said that is why she is on Broadway way now.
Finn: Boy, I knew mommy talked a lot but come on kids lets get on with the story.
Abigail: Sure daddy, mommy said we should listen closely to people because they could be helpful to your success some day.
Finn: So mommy would you like the tell the story, they obviously hang on every word you say?
Rachel: Well of course not Finn you can tell the story.
Finn: Well one day a teacher came to me he wanted me to be a part of glee club. That is a club were you perform songs in competitions.
Eli: Yes, mommy said we can join a glee club one day.
Finn: So the first day of rehearsal came and I was given the male lead part, I started to sing and then mommy who was the lead girl started her part. Well you now how into it your mom gets when is singing.
Abigail: Remember Daddy when you said mommy was intense, was that is how in glee club right daddy?
Finn: Well anyway before even ever talking to each other we sang to each other. Truth be told your mom had a crush on me right then and there, right Rachel?
Rachel: Yes, right then I knew Daddy was special a little unpolished but special none the less. Now daddy on the other hand didn't now what to make of me, but I certainly got his attention.
Eli: That cause mommy is pretty, right Daddy.
Finn: Well yes, I did notice she was pretty but mostly I was in awe of her voice. I had never seen anyone with that much talented especially in High School. I had never met anyone like her before.
Abigail: So you ask her on a date daddy?
Finn: Well no, I was actually still dating that girl I mentioned. So your mommy and I became friends and sang in glee club together.
Eli: So when did you kiss her?
Finn: Well one afternoon she was helping me with my singing, I wanted to be good like her.
Eli: See we told you mommy got you to be talented, just like she said.
Rachel: No, I help him reached his potential with the talent her already had.
Finn: Well we were singing and well I got hungry.
Abigail: You are always hungry:
Finn: Yes and you mom knew that pretty fast too and made us a picnic so we could eat after we practiced our singing.
Rachel: It was pretty forward for a 14 year girl..
Finn: yes, intense. Any was I was just staring at you mom , she just looked so cute. I told her how much her singing affected me.
Rachel: Yes you father was so sweet.
Finn: Well you mom always went for what she wanted so..
Eli: Mommy says if you want something go for it, others aren't just going to hand it to you.
Finn: Very true but back to he story you mom said to me .. "You can kiss me if you want". I said "yes" and we kissed.
Eli: So you started dating and got married and had us?
Rachel: Well we eventually started dating, but it was years later before we married.
Abigail: Why did you wait so long?
Finn: We were just kids in High School, way too young to marry. So we became great friends.
Eli: Now tell about how we got borned?
Finn: You want to take this one Rachel?
Airport announcement: Flight 189 to Columbus Ohio is now boarding.
Rachel: Oh saved by the bell. That is us kids lets go see your grand parents.
Eli: Yeah I can't wait to see Uncle Puck too. I want to ask him if he ever wanted to marry mommy and have babies.
Finn: Well he wanted to try to make babies.
Rachel: Finn!