Disclaimer: Don't own Naruto or any of its characters. If I did... Naruto would not be what it is :P
Warning: Mature and sexual contect, language, suggestive themes, yaoi/yuri and incest. You have been warned.
Characters age are between 18-21
Chapter 1: Truth or Dare, a dangerous game
"Truth or dare!"
Neji rolled his eyes, what was so fascinating about this tacky game? Sasuke was thinking along the same lines, while Gaara had no idea what on earth this game was about. However many were looking forward for the beginning of it, after finally finishing the first bottle of sake the children sat down, excitedly, in a circle. While their senseis watched with certain amusment.
"The end of the bottle is the darer and the tip targets the daree, the darer may ask the victim to choose between telling a truth or doing a dare. However, there is a limit to how many dares you can say; which is three for each person. If you refuse to make a dare then pay up 2000 yen! Everything is allowed in this game!" Ino explains before she places it in the middle of the circle and spins it and lands on the other blond. Before she can say something, Kiba arrives to the living room with a couple of beers and sake.
"If I'm doing this, I'm doing this with something to drink!" He wasn't the only one to agree as everyone took a drink and began chugging down; even Hinata was shyly drinking up.
Now, the game could truly begin.
"Truth or dare?" Asks Ino.
"Truth." Naruto mumbles.
"What's the worst thing about being a man?"
"You can't hide a boner." All of the men in the room nod their heads in agreement and blush heavily.
Naruto spins the bottle, it lands on Tenten. "Truth or dare?"
"Truth."
"What is your last name?"
Silence. She takes 2000 yen to the cup. The mystery remains. The bottle spins.
"Truth or dare?"
"Dare." Says Neji proudly.
Tenten rubs her hands together; she was not as innocent as she looked and took her chance. "Give me a lap dance, Hyuuga."
The older Hyuuga sat there, looking at his teammate. "Excuse me?" Tenten smiles and repeats the dare and Neji can't help but give everyone in the room killing glares as he rises from his seat and heads over to Tenten. He wasn't going to let a simple dare defeat him!
His moves are awkward and stoic at the beginning, but he soon starts getting the hang of it and with the cheering from the rest of the crows— how could he not? He soon began gliding and moving seductively before Tenten, grinding and humping thin air while using his hair as a weapon as he brushed it over her face and then took off his shirt revealing his rock hard abs. Tenten couldn't help herself but touch anything at hands reach, but what she couldn't help herself was give Neji a tight squeeze of his butt cheeks. Neji didn't react but he certainly irked his brows. The laughter only increased and Neji sits quietly threatening to murder anyone who made a comment, to which Tenten easily ignored.
"That was hot." She mutters, Ino agreed and even most of the guys blushed. Hinata couldn't make eye contact with his cousin when she was doing her best not to burst out laughing. Neji bore his eyes on her forehead as he spins the bottle with uncanny strength, he was going to get payback like he always did, and it finally stops.
"Truth or dare?"
"Ugh…Truth."
"What's your favorite position?"
Shikamaru yawns before pointing at Temari. "Her on top. Too troublesome for me if I have to do all the work."
Temari gives him a nudge in the ribs and whispers something to his ear, his eyes eyes twitch and that wasn't the only part of him that did so, and he spins the bottle, it lands on Naruto and before he could say anything Naruto already screamed out his decision. "Dare!" Shikamaru smiles.
"Take a pillow from the couch and….speak and kiss to it as if it were your lover." Naruto pouts, but if Neji could do his, how couldn't he? He snatches a pillow and his head molests the poor pillow, kissing sounds and moans coming out from it.
"Ohh Sakura-chan, your kisses are so good and sweet. I'm glad you like mine. Hmm. Oh, what was that? You want more? Of couese, Sakuraa-chaan" Sakura turns red in anger and lunges herself over at Naruto.
Shikamaru turns the bottle once again as Naruto was too busy surviving Sakura's wrath and it lands on Shino. "Truth."
"What are behind those glasses?" Asks Naruto while molding his stinging cheeks. Shikamaru shakes his head 'poor wording'.
"Eyes." And he spins it. It lands on Ino. She says truth. "What type of movies do you like?"
"Uh. Comedy."
"Giggidy." Whispers Kiba into Hinata.
Ino turns to Gaara after the bottle decided her next victim. "What exactly can you do with your sand, besides you know kill and torture people?"
The redhead lowers his head, making everyone gasp as he rumbles three letters. "Do you really want me to show you, Yamanaka?" Ino's mouth drops, along with everyone else and she simply settles with him whispering it to her…for the moment. Her mouth drops even further and the redhead pulls back and she grins. "You've got to show me that."
Gaara makes no further comments and spins the bottle to change the subject along remove the spotlight from himself and it lands on Kiba. "Dare!"
"Remove your clothing." Kiba did so, and was asked to stop when he was on removing his red boxers with white dogs—to which everyone laughs at. He pouts and his clothing was taken away by Gaara's sand, and Kiba took his place back with Hinata, who looked everywhere but him.
As the game moved on, these were some of the consequences to the participants; Kankuro had his nails painted and remained shoeless until the game ended. Hana had to have make up putted on her by Kankuro—to which she looked like ESO. Lee and Sakura exchanged clothing; to which Lee commented she looked extremely youthful and Lee simply looked….unyouthful. Sasuke confesses he doesn't like Ino or Sakura. Sasuke dared Naruto to drink most of his favorite drink, and afterwards forbidden to go to the bathroom until he begged to. Hinata confesses that if she was a man she'd still date a man. Hinata putted pigtails on Kiba's hair as a dare, and gave him her jacket when he started feeling cold. Making Kiba look ridiculously girly and making Neji cross his arms and sulk.
The game steamed up when Jiraya and Tsunade arrived, both somewhat drunk. Jiraya took little to no time to encourage the children into taking the game into another level. Asuma and Kurenai look at each other, Kakashi sits up rather interested to see what happens and Gai agrees with Jiraya, having no idea the perverseness of Jiraya's words.
"What bra size are you?" Asks Kiba enthusiastically, after all it was his time to ask, and Kurenai buries her face into her palms. Typical Inuzuka! Tsunade says something but no one understood. "What?"
"I can tell you that, first handedly!" Says Jiraya with a massive smile and a blood running from his nose, but before he can say anything Tsunade punches him in the member and knocks him out uncouncious. Forfeit.
In its stead, Tenten was dared to talk dirty to Choji. Sakura confesses to had had gone further than touches and groping. Temari admitted that Shikamaru's best feature besides his intelligence was the size of his member, then dared Sasuke say who he would take as a sex slave, and why. Sasuke responded with saying Hinata, because she was obedient and wasn't obsessed with him, making Neji and Kiba growl over at him, he smiles the type of smile that you could tell was silently flicking you off. Then Choji confessed that he had caught Asuma and Kurenai having sex, which made both adults choke on their drinks. Kakashi tried to hide a snort.
Busted!
"Hey, that makes two of us!" Comments Kiba. The two adults drown their embarrassment in sake, joining ero-senning and Tsunade. "I also walked up on Lee and Tenten!"
Double Busted!
Ino confesses if her lover magically turned into an animal and only way to revert was fucking, she'd choose a horse. Sakura dares Shino to take a chip from Ino's lips with his own. Shino dares Lee to not mention the words "blooming' or "youthful" throughout the night. Lee, now a bit happy, dares Naruto to call him master for the rest of the night. Sakura dares Tenten to explain her greatest fantasy, after much embarrassment everyone was left mouth agape, and Lee turns to look at Gai who gave him a thumbs-up of success. Tenten dares Hinata was dared to read a chapter of Kakashi's Icha Icha, and in the end simply comments it was entertaining. Hana confesses she'd be a bisexual man if she was reborn. Kankuro confessed that it was a turn on that his earlobe was nibbled, to which Hana rapidly attacked. Gaara was dared to kiss every girl and say who was the best kisser, to all of them Gaara gave simple peeks but when it came to Tenten, she ravaged his mouth.
The reaction of everyone: Damn.
"She's still alive, you owe me 3000 yen." Whispers Temari to Kankuro and he simply grunts frustrated and it was about this time that the senseis decided to leave knowing that they were witnessing beyond what they wanted to see, but even without the involvement of Jiraya, the children were out of the leash:
Naruto was dared to kiss Hana, and then Kiba was forced to say who he wanted to have sex out of all girls, without shame he said Hinata and when dared to tell her what he'd do to her he leans forward and whispers into her ear, each word making her go redder and redder by the moment until one would think she would explode, he backs off before liking her earlobe, to Neji's dislike.
Hinata spins the bottle but her target always got off the hook with her questions, and with her arising embarrassment, she could hardly bring herself to talk. Making people wonder, what on earth did the Hyuuga prodigy whisper to the poor little Hinata?
Lee dares Kiba to act like a cute kitty, then Kiba confesses he's horny. (Something much weren't surprised or were new too) Temari and Ino, and boy was Shikamaru getting a show, afterwards given a lap dance by Naruto's sexy jutsu, and Gaara eventually left with Ino to show her that magic trick he had told her about and…so on and so on.
The turns kept on going until it was Neji's turn once again. Rather anxious to get his turn and aroused by the interesting turn of events of the game Neji couldn't wait to get his turn and he hope that his luck was just as good and succulent as lsat time. He spins the bottle and he watches it slow down, until it finally targeted his prey.
He couldn't believe it; he lets out a wicked, vicious grin. "Truth or dare, Hinata-sama?"
Whatcha think? O.O Should I bother to continue?
Neji: Muahahaha!
Hianta: O.O'