Family Guy: OC UNIVERSE Special Chapters
Introduction:
Ladies and Gentlemen: welcome to our first edition of Family Guy: OC Universe Special Chapters!
With our hosts: Zack Murdock!
"Zack's here, bitches!" Zack greeted
Matt Kennedy!
"Good to be here" Matt said.
Mathew Ryder!
"Let's get this damn thing over with" Matt said.
Eddie Walker!
"Welcome everyone!" Eddie greeted.
And Nathan Green!
"Wow, I can't believe I was invited" Nathan said.
"Hey, why is he doing here?" Matthew asked "I thought he was just a minor character"
(A/E: He's an OC created by a friend of mine, that's why I consider him a major OC too)
"You can suck it, Ryder" Nathan said.
"F*ck you, Green!" Matthew replied.
"Guys, calm down, this is a show, not the WWE" Eddie said "And Matthew: watch your language, this is a public show"
"Whatever" Matthew said crossing his arms.
"You're the boss" Nathan said.
"And now let's talk about this fanfic" Eddie "As you know, it's the reboot of both aldovas's fanfics: 'Meg and Eddie' and 'Chris's Girlfriend (already deleted)', and maybe every Meg/OC fanfic of this site: 'Meg's Boyfriend/Family', 'Spellbook' and 'Tale of a Valkyrie (also deleted)'"
"Are you sure he's not gonna be sued by using all these fanfics?" Matt asked.
"Nah, I think they don't mind' Zack answered careless.
"Anyway, as this is an aldovas's fanfic, I'M the one who's with Meg" Eddie said.
"I don't get it, I WAS Meg's VERY FIRST boyfriend" Zack replied annoyed "I WAS the first guy who gave her a daughter"
"Yeah, but you bashed her in her freshman high school day" Matthew said.
"At least Eddie was sorry for what he did in elementary school" Matt replied.
"Guys, can you let me continue?" Eddie asked "Okay: just like in 'Meg and Eddie', I'm a Meg's former tormentor who's trying to prove her that he changed. But unlike my 'Meg and Eddie' counterpart, I have a younger sister about Chris's age instead of a twin sister. So, I'm not related to Connie in this fanfic"
"That's good, because I'd hate to see another guy kissing his sister" Zack commented laughing a little.
"She was the one who kissed me!" Eddie corrected offended.
"At least his sister is not a moron" Matthew said
"First of all: Jillian is my half-sister, we have the same mother" Zack said "Second: aldovas is planning to introduce Jaina Ryder as YOUR sister instead as your daughter"
"Wait, you mean the sweet and kind toddler self or the slutty and sex-crazed older self?" Matthew asked very worried.
"Older self" Zack answered.
"Somebody please kill me now..." Matthew said.
(A/E: Oh, don't be so melodramatic, Ryder)
"I'd prefer an older sister, because a younger sister is like taking care a child" Matt said "Trust me, since my mother died, I had to help my dad in raising Sophie. It's a really hard work"
"I have three siblings: an older brother called Michael, an older sister called Erin and a toddler sister called Sandy" Nathan said "My parents divorced, not because of abuse, because they've been living stressful days and to prevent future fights...they separated. My Dad is living in New York and Michael and Erin are currently living with my mother in Cleveland. She has breast cancer. I'm currently living with Sandy, I'm going to college while she's in the daycare"
"Nobody asked for your life" Matthew said.
"Say that again, Ryder!" Nathan told in a menacing way.
"ENOUGH!" Eddie ordered changing into his dragon form "IF I EVER SEEN YOU FIGHTING, I'LL BURN YOUR ASSES!"
"Y-yes, sir!" Nathan and Mathew replied nervously.
Eddie turned back to normal.
"Perfect, now let's talk about our favorite moments" Eddie said "Zack, you're first"
"My favorite moment was when I threw dog excrement at Connie and her bitching friends" Zack said laughing a little "I bet she took a 2 month shower!"
"My favorite moment was when we released that little monkey from the zoo" Matt said.
"My favorite moment is...none, I hate this fanfic" Matthew "It's TOO sentimental and stupid, just like the actual show, but worse"
"Then why are you doing here anyway?" Nathan asked.
"Because Bhaalspawn abandoned this fanfic for over a year and this fanfic was the only choice to continue working" Matt answered "And because aldovas is threatening me with torturing me in so many painful ways. I became his bitch..."
"It's not bad working with aldovas, he's a nice guy" Eddie said.
"He made you wear girl's clothes!" Matt replied "He's a twisted fat fu-!"
THUNDER!
Suddenly a lightning bolt struck him...toasting him like bread.
"Sorry..." Matthew said.
"My favorite moment is when Eddie kicked your ass" Nathan said.
"And my favorite part was...when I kissed Meg" Eddie said touching his lips "I felt it SO powerful and passionate. It made me want to stop time, so I can keep enjoying the flavor of these beautiful and delicious lips"
"You're right, Matthew" Zack said "This story is sentimental and stu-"
THUNDER!
Zack got struck by a lightning bolt too.
"Where are all these lightning bolts coming from?" Matt asked.
(A/E: I 'borrowed' them from Zeus)
"Zeus from that Disney movie Hercules, Zeus from Percy Jackson or Zeus from Clash of the Titans?" Eddie asked.
"Does it matter?" Matt asked.
"He's a movie fan like me" Eddie answered "He always treat his fanfics like movies"
"I don't know how second season is gonna be" Zack said.
"You wanna know?" Eddie asked "Here's a trailer of the second season"
"He made a trailer for a fanfic?" Zack asked.
(A/E: Shut up and watch it)
Trailer
A montage of clips from the previous season is showing: when our heroes met the OCs, the fights, the sad and happy moments, etc.
You've seen them in this story...
You've seen them crying...
You've seen them laughing...
And now...
Coming this season...
You'll see them...again
It shows Connie watchingTV.
"And that's why I hate that show" Connie commented.
All your favorite Family Guy characters are back
It shows Quagmire with a sexy blonde woman.
"You'd like something to drink?" Quagmire asked "And later we can go to my house"
"Actually, I'd like that YOU come to MY house" the blonde woman said.
Quagmire took out some ruffies.
"That was easy" Quagmire said throwing them away.
And your favorite OCs from other fanfics
Zack Murdock (wearing a He-Man costume) was in the park.
"By the power of Greyskull..." Zack said rising the sword "I HAVE THE POWER!"
"Hey pal, the gay bar is in that way" a guy said walking in front of him.
Including more OCs
Eddie, Zack, Matt and Matthew were in a strip club.
"This is my sister...Jaina" Matthew said annoyed.
"You guys wanna have fun?" Jaina asked with a sexy voice
"No thanks, I have a girlfriend" Eddie answered.
"But mine dumped me, so I'd like to be in bed with a chick" Zack said.
"Do you have a condom?" Jaina asked.
"Nope" Zack answered.
"Sorry, dear, only responsible guys" Jaina replied.
"Damn it!" Zack cursed.
And Changed and Improved OCs
Jet Skyler: his hair is the same, but covered by a blue skater cap. He wears a dark aqua blue polo shirt over a white long sleeved shirt, dark blue jeans ripped at the knee and white/tan sneakers.
Janice Books: Hair is dyed a dark purple color, she wears an black tank top with a neon green star in the middle, black leather skirt with midnight blue tights, neon green and black sneakers Silver bracelet (a gift from Jet), silver chocker, lavender stud earrings, purple lipstick.
"I'm the Jedi of the Skate!" Jet cheered.
"God, he's starting with the sportman thing..." Janice said annoyed.
Comedy
It shows Meg and Eddie coming from the theater...after they saw the final Twilight movie.
"It was horrible..." Eddie commented.
"No, it wasn't, it was great" Meg replied.
"Meg, its message promotes pedophilia and bestiality" Eddie said.
"I almost had sex with Brian once, so...they gave the message late" Meg replied.
Drama
"Aren't you concerning about your selfish actions?" Helena asked "That these actions could hurt your family?"
"Well...I...ah..." Peter answered stammering
Thrilling
"What happened to you?" Amy asked.
"When I was in Irak looking for Saddam Hussein...I was playing the most dangerous game ever" Frank answered.
It shows a scene of Frank playing...Russian Roulette.
Action
There's a scene where Frank and a group of women were in a desert shooting the enemy.
"What are we shooting?" Frank asked.
"I don't know, just keep shooting!" A blonde woman answered.
And an Alien Invasion
There's an alien invasion destroying buildings and killing people, War of the Worlds-style.
Family
Next scene was Frank talking with Amy.
"Why don't you hate me?" Frank asked.
"You'll always be my dad, Daddy" Amy answered.
Friendship
"Peter, no matter what happens, I will always be your friend" Helena said.
"That's cool, 'cause you're AWESOME!" Peter praised.
Magic
There's Matt Kennedy with the Spellbook.
"With this Spellbook...I can do anything" Matt whispered.
Love
"I don't wanna lose you!" Meg said.
"You won't..." Eddie whispered.
Determination
"I won't rest until my family accept me in their lives..." Frank said
And a lot of movie references!
"My name is Star...Dawn Star" Helena said.
"Get away from my boyfriend, you BITCH!" Meg said.
"Hasta la vista, you bastard!" Quagmire said.
"With a great power, comes a great responsibility" Mayor West said "Remember it, Brian..."
"Ah...it wasn't even a 60's Batman catchphrase" Brian commented.
"Uncle Ben was based on me..." Mayor West said
And don't forget of the musical numbers!
There's Frank operating a giant Pinkie Pie robot in a parade and began to sing.
(A/E: The song is 'Roll back the Rock' from We're Back! A Dinosaur's Story, but I changed the lyrics to give a 'My Little Pony' sense)
Roll up the hoof
Like a pony does
While the plants are growing
And the flowers glow
Roll up the hoof
Like a pony does
And step up your cool
Just like Rainbow Dash
Family Guy: OC Universe
Second Season
Last scene: Chris is wearing a formal suit for a date.
"I look stupid" Chris commented.
"No, you don't, you look dapper" Meg replied.
"Meg, I look like something Mom gave me when she told us our grandma died" Chris said.
(A/E: that was a joke for Seth MacFarlane's movie: Ted)
"Our two grandmas are still alive" Meg said.
Coming this Fall
Trailer's end
"It looks exciting" Matt commented.
"Oh no, there will be ponies? I hate ponies" Matthew said.
"Wait, where's Eddie?" Zack asked.
Eddie appeared back to the studio.
"Sorry, I was in the bathroom" Eddie said "Did I miss something"
"The entire trailer" Nathan answered "It showed..."
(A/E: Wait, don't tell anything to him. It's a surprise for him)
"That's okay, we're running out of time anyway" Eddie said "Well, I hope you enjoyed this special chapter. See you in the second season!"
End of the chapter