You there! Yes you right there! Thank you for choosing Auto Pilot Airways. Today, I have a short story about a man that does some things. So just sit back, and enjoy the ride! Also, thank you to A Sleeptalking Demigod for helping me write this.
One day, Guy Man the Dragonborn was walking around the streets of Whiterun, and suddenly, a giant…giant started ravaging the land. Guy Man pulled out a really unnesseceraly large axe, and charged at him. The giant didn't like that one bit. He let out a high pitched scream, and slammed his club onto Guy Man.
" Ow." Said Guy Man, and he stood up, because the giant's club only had one member.
Guy Man stood up, and he had a very mad look on his face. He stood up at the giant, and said his magic words.
" FUS RO DANK!" Guy Man flew at the giant, holding Thomas the Train Engine, and slammed into the giant giant. The giant was very sad, and he gave up his position as meme master, and on that day, Guy Man was no longer known as the Dragonborn, but instead he was the Weedonborn, travelling the country side in search for people as dank as he, so that he could beat the crap out of them, and earn more dankness.
However…
This dankness he received had made him cocky. When he faced one of the Meme Lords, Shia LeBeouf to be exact, he was rekt. And so it came to pass that Guy Man the Weedonborn's death was celebrated, because he was kind of a jerk that no one liked. And his title of Weedonborn and Meme Master was passed down to his cat, Mr. SnuggleButt. The End
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