Hello, everyone! This is my parody FanFic of Sonic and the Black Knight! Beware randomness and guest star appearances! I hope you enjoy it! By the way, I'm the narrator.

Note: I do not own ANYTHING! Not the Sonic characters, not the Arthurian characters, not even a car. :( Sonic belongs to SEGA.

Knave and the Black Knight

Prologue: Sonic's Calamitous Accident

ERiN: Our story takes place long before now, so I'm just going to rewind us there.

Sonic: *eating one out of three chili dogs* Yeah, can you hurry this up? I gotta get away from Amy when she comes.

ERiN: *takes out remote control* Hang on to your two chili dogs! *rewinds very quickly until accidentally coming to the Mesozoic Era* Whoops! Too far back!

Sonic: *looks around and sees a T-Rex looking hungrily at him* 0_0 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!!!

T-Rex: Roar! (Yummy!)

Sonic: *runs away* Save me, ERiN! :O

ERiN: Ah, here's the forward button. *fasts forward until we come to the Middle Ages* Here we are!

Sonic: Phew. *looks around to find that he's high in the air* 0_0 AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! *falls down with his two chili dogs falling after him*

ERiN: Meanwhile, we find a young woman running away for her life.

Merlina: *running* Help! I'm running for my life!

King Arthur: *chasing her, panting* Wait! Slow down! Huff, huff... Minions, get her!

Minion #1: What do you want us to do?

Minion #2: You're always telling us to let you lead! You never actually gave us any training!

Arthur: Well now's an exception. Surround her!

Minions: We're surrounding! *surround Merlina* Hey, that wasn't so hard.

Merlina: Oh yeah? Well you better watch out 'cause I'm gonna cast a spell that'll do something!

Arthur: *scoffs* You're bluffing. You don't know squat about magic.

Merlina: *glares at him menacingly* Try me. *spreads her arms out in a somewhat dramatic way* Uhh...Bibbity, bobbity, boo!

Sonic: *falls down on his face in front of Merlina* Ow! My ankle! Waaaaaaaa!

Merlina: 0_0 Wow. I didn't think it would actually work. *clears throat* I mean, of course it worked! See? Watch what I'm gonna do next! *Sonic's chilidogs fall into her open hands* ...That was fast. I didn't even say anything.

Sonic: *gets up quickly, somehow recovered* Gimme gimme gimme! *grabs one chilidog and shoves it in his mouth, then reaches for the other*

Arthur: Not so fast! *raises sword* I was gonna do this later, but now I don't feel so bad about it. *is about to strike*

ERiN: Suddenly, a tornado appears and pulls Merlina and Sonic into the air.

Merlina: *to Arthur* Uh, ha ha! I did this! Sucka! *blows raspberry at him*

ERiN: Sonic, however, wasn't as happy.

Sonic: *sees his chilidogs get blown away* My snack! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! XO THIS IS THE MOST CALAMITOUS THING EVER!

ERiN: ...That was the calamitous accident that was mentioned in the prologue title?

Sonic: *glares* Well duh! What else could it be?!

ERiN: Whatever. The tornado carries Merlina and Sonic away.

Arthur: Hm. A little too windy to pursue. And it's not like my horse can fly or anything. *to Merlina and Sonic* I'll be back! *to Lancelot (Shadow), Gawain (Knuckles), and Percival (Blaze)* Kill them.

Gawain: Aw, do we have to?

Lancelot: *stomps on Gawain's foot*

Gawain: Owwie! *jumps up and down on one foot and holds the other*

Lancelot: Moron.

Arthur: If you need me, I'll be in my trailer.

ERiN: Uh, Arthur? They didn't have trailers in those days.

Arthur: No? Hmm, then I'll be in my jaccuzi.

ERiN: They didn't have those either.

Arthur: What about a penthouse?

ERiN: Nope.

Arthur: ...Open bar?

ERiN: Actually, one just opened up down the street.

Arthur: Great! I'm going! *smiles and rides off*

Knights: *awkward silence*

Percival: I still don't see why we have to do the dirty work for him.

Lancelot: Yeah! We should be at that bar!

Gawain: What are you talking about? I HATE beer!

Percival: No one likes you, Gawain.

Lacelot: *laughs* Yeah, your name sounds weird!

Gawain: *angrily points swords at him* You take that back! Lacelot!

Lancelot: *turns red in embarrassement* H-hey! That was a typo!

ERiN: Yeah, sorry 'bout that. I was too lazy to correct it.

Percival: Guys, we've taken up too much time. This prologue is long enough to be a trip to Disney Land.

Others: *look at her strangely* ...

Lancelot: Percival, that made no sense.

Percival: *dejected* ...Oh.

Lancelot: *whispering to Gawain* This is why they originally didn't want female knights.

Gawain: *snickers*

ERiN: Percival's right. Let's end this here. *to you readers* Please review! I'm open to suggestions as to what funny fluff you want to happen in this fic! But no flames, please.