I, Kirby, am now fighting my friend or right now I guess he's my enemy...Magolor. I went around all of Dreamland looking for pieces of this guy's ship so he could go back home. He asked me for help and there was no way I could say no to him, I'll help anyone who needs it...or whoever offers me food.

Back to the point, in the end he turned back on me and powered up into this...God. He was definitely tough that's for sure and he definitely wasn't holding anything back on me.

"Bow down to your crowned ruler you pink puffball! You've no place in the empire that Dreamland shall become!" He spoke to me in that gravelly monster voice, the voice of a demon. In all honesty, his voice was scarier than Zero's and that was saying something truly.

To his words, I shook my head furiously. There's no way I can just kneel down while you take Dreamland! I have to beat you for my friends too! For Meta Knight, Dedede, and Dee! I don't know what you did with them when you separated me from them but I will beat you!

Taking a tight hold on the Ultra Sword, I rushed up to him as he charged his magic in his hands. "Come meet your end! Fool!" Wasting no time, I expanded the Ultra Sword and smashed it into the Magic in his hand, it was really a struggle to push through but I persevered, the thought of losing giving me strength as I pushed through his magic. I held my Ultra Sword high above and slashed him furiously, the Ultra Sword taking a different form each time until I held it behind me and let it grow to its absolute largest size and brought it down on him!

I cut through like a hot knife through butter as the darkness flew out from Magolor's wound as he glared daggers at me. "I don't believe this...to be defeated by the likes of you...no. If I must go down, then I'll take all of Dreamland with me!" He opened up a huge black hole above us as everything around us was sucked in, even Magolor himself! And me too!

Wah! I was being lifted! No no no! As he was sucked in I heard Magolor laughing. "Die filth!"

"Waaaaaahhhhh!" I yelled as I was pulled off of the ground and sucked into the large black hole!

I, Hyoudou Issei, am riding back to Kuoh Academy where my super busty bishuojo of a master is waiting for me after the Devil's Work.

I gotta admit, being a devil is pretty awesome, especially since I'm surrounded by bishuojos with huge oppai! Buchou's look so soft! But Akeno-san's also look elastic with perfect areole like any Japanese woman should! Asia's are developing but when they're done they'll be glorious! Koneko-chan's are very small but still cute but she hates when I look at them.

Then there's that pretty boy Kiba! The enemy of all men! Thinking over my hatred for Kiba, I almost pedaled right past the mop of pink hair lying in the street. What happened to this person? Wait...suddenly my face was stretching into a lewd look, with hair that color it must be a bishuojo with big oppai! I shook my head, right now this person needs help! But maybe if I'm right she'll want to repay me for saving her!

"Oh thank you so much! How can I ever repay you...Ise-sama?" Her massive breasts spilling out of her shirt.

"You can repay me with your body! Let me ravish it!"

I had to wipe the blood from my nose before I stopped and ran over to whoever it was, I flipped them over and slightly cried when I saw it was a young boy. I am straight, I love oppai but even I must admit that this kid is adorable! Like the puppy kind of cute! He looked about as old as Koneko-chan too!

I lowered my head to his(unfortunately male)chest and panicked when I didn't hear a heartbeat! Crap, what do I do? Wait! Maybe if I get him to Buchou fast enough she can revive him with her evil pieces! I know I kinda just picked some random kid off the street but shut up! I panicked! I loaded him onto my back and pedaled off for Kuoh Academy as fast I could!

I burst through the door with the kid on my back when I got there, everyone stared at me surprised with my entrance.

"Buchou! He needs help!" I dropped him on the floor in front of her. She still seemed shocked and confused.

"I-Ise? Who is this?" She asked me, but we don't have time!

"I don't know, but you have to help him he's not breathing! And Asia can't heal him!" Buchou seemed to think it over first, before she narrowed her eyes.

"Why should I make him my servant if I don't know who he is? He could be a Fallen Angel." For once, I glared back at Buchou.

"So you'll let him die here without trying to help him?!" She widened her eyes before locking her gaze onto the boy clad in a pink shirt and blue jeans on the floor.

"Ara, I think you should help him Rias. I don't think Ise will forgive you if you don't." Well, I might if she let me fondle her breasts...I mean no!

"Yes Buchou. It wouldn't be fair to leave him there to die." Even that pretty boy Kiba agreed with me! For once thanks ya bishounen!

"Please help him!" Asia had her hands clasped together in a kind of prayer to our master.

"...Please help him Buchou." Whoa! Even Koneko-chan wanted to help! She barely ever spoke!

Buchou looked at all of us and then back to the kid before sighing, "Okay, I'll use my remaining Rook piece to revive him. I wouldn't want my adorable servants to despise me."

"Thank you Buchou!" I yell in relief and smile as a magic circle appears with the Gremory symbol on it. A Rook piece is placed on the kid's chest and sinks in as the ritual is complete, it's just like when she did it on Asia.

The boy's eyes suddenly began twitching, he was waking up!

Ow...why does my head hurt so much? And why do I feel so...weird? I open my eyes and am greeted with the sight of six people standing above me. Wait...these people look funny, they don't look like any Dreamlanders I've ever seen...Where am I?

"Ah, you are awake. Tell me your name." The woman with the red hair asked me. I scratched my head...wait...what are these five things on my hands? And what are these long sticks connecting my stomach and feet and what is this thing I'm feeling between those long sticks? Plus, what's this hairy stuff on my head?

"Poyo?" I spoke, everyone surrounding me gave me weird looks. Well, I'm used to that...Meta Knight and Dedede used to give me the same look...Why do I feel like I can say something else though? "Uh, I mean, my name is...Kirby." The brown-haired guy next to her raised a brow.

"Just Kirby? What about your second name?" Second name? Yeah, Meta told me about those right? Plus, I met that guy on Ice Cream Island once, oh yeah his name was...

"R-Right, Sakurai Kirby. Th-That's my name." It feels weird using words like Meta and Dedede do, most of what I'm saying is what I heard them say..."

"Ara ara, he's so cute, isn't he?" The black-haired woman said as she smiled at me, but...that smile was a little scary...

"Yes, he is." The red-haired lady agreed, what does that word even mean? So many people call me that... "Anyway, I am Rias Gremory, your new master. Welcome to our family." She was smiling warmly at me, causing me to smile back. Wait, what does 'master' mean?

"Ufufu, my name is Himejima Akeno, Rias' Queen." Her queen?

"Yo, I'm Hyoudou Issei, the guy that saved you and the future Harem King!" Harem King? What? I'm so confused! Weird is I know what that means but I don't know what it...means. Plus, this guy saved me? I'm thankful!

"My name is Yuuto Kiba, Buchou's Knight." Her knight?

"I'm Asia Argento! I'm her new Bishop!" She seems really nice! Asia, huh? The Bishop?

"...Toujo Koneko." The girl with the white hair on the couch with a rather large cookie in her hand told me, but I barely heard any of it due to that cookie in her hand! I want a cookie too!

"Hey, uh, think you have another one of those cookies it looks delicious."...my mouth must've been watering a waterfall because everyone except Koneko sweatdropped. She merely reached into the bag next to her and tossed a cookie at me which I grabbed and promptly swallowed in one bite.

"Ufufu, it seems our new Rook likes sweets just as much as Koneko-chan!" As much? I'd say more, ma'am.

"I just love food!" I announced loud and proud with my mouth full as I heard Asia giggle at my proclamation for my love! Eventually even Ms. Rias was laughing along with Asia and Ms. Akeno too.

"You're adorable Kirby, but we still need to prove that you aren't just wasting my Rook piece now don't we?" She said it with a small smile on her face. She turned to Issei and smiled at him, "Issei, how about you and Kirby have a little spar. This way I can see how strong Kirby is and how much you've grown." A spar? Me and Meta used to have those all the time! So now I'll fight Issei?

"Well, if you say so then yes, Buchou!" She then turned to me and gestured for everyone to come outside with her. She led us all to the yard behind that building we were in, yeah I still don't know where I am...

"Issei, bring out your Boosted Gear." Ise nodded and a red glow enveloped his left hand and a red gauntlet appeared! Whoa, that looks so cool! Can I copy that? Suddenly, I heard someone say...

[Boost!]

"Kirby, are you alright with this? I don't want Ise to hurt you." I shook my head, I don't know how strong Ise is but I do know that if I can fight Magolor then I can fight Ise!

"Okay, go!" Suddenly, Issei was charging at me and my eyes narrowed as I saw him rear back his fist and punch at me. I slid under the punch and flipped onto my feet on the other side, it's weird...this body is definitely different than my old one but it still feels the same...

Issei twisted around and sent another punch at my face, without any time to dodge again, I lifted up my hand and caught Ise's punch, he and everyone else seemed shocked, I dunno why since Ise's punch was kinda weak...or was that just me?

What I didn't expect was when I was engulfed in the white light of when I copy a power...wait, was I...?

When the light died down, I had a perfect replica of Ise's gauntlet on my hand, I heard everybody gasp off to the side...

W-What? How did Kirby...? He has...so there can be two Sekiryuutei? No, each generation has a single one. So how is it that Kirby has a perfect copy of Ise's Sacred Gear?

"What the?! How'd you do that?!" I hear Issei yell at Kirby, who simply shrugs in return.

"I copied your power, it's something I've always been able to do. It usually doesn't work like that though..." So he did copy Ise? How is that possible? Is it his Sacred Gear?

"Ara ara, it seems our new kouhai is filled with surprises! I didn't expect this at all!" Akeno exclaims next to me with her usual smile on her face, I can only agree with my Queen.

"Kirby! Was that your Sacred Gear at work?" I ask although I know I've never heard of any Sacred Gear that could do that.

"Sacred what? Whatever it is, no." Kirby replies with a raised eyebrow and an adorable little frown on his face! I almost coo'ed at him! Then I saw him turn back to Ise with a small smile on his determined face. "C'mon, Ise!"

I watched in astonishment as Kirby's version of the Boosted Gear glowed with a green light and next I heard...

[Boost!]

Of course, in Kirby's case, it was said in this cute high-pitched voice that almost made everyone present coo. I looked over to see even Yuuto struggling to keep a straight face at the sound.

Back to the fight, Kirby was dashing straight at Ise with the Boosted Replica held behind him, Ise's grew wide and when he tried blocking with the original Boosted Gear he was sent flying back from Kirby's monstrous punch!

Unbelieveable, that punch felt stronger than even my Koneko-chan! And her strength is incredible!

To my left, I hear Koneko-chan quietly murmur, "...Kirby-san is very powerful." I must agree with you my rook.

As Ise tumbled to a stop, he pushed himself back up and pointed straight at Kirby with wide eyes, "What the hell was that?!" Kirby gave him an incredulous stare and tilted his head adorably.

"A punch." Everyone present fell over at his simple answer before Ise smacked his forehead.

"Why was it so strong?!" Kirby scratched his cheek before answering.

"That wasn't strong. I barely put anything in that, I could punch a lot harder than that!" That was like a tap for him? Amazing...Ise thank you for bringing this new Rook to me. At this point, I've seen enough.

"Okay, you two! That's enough!"

I heard Ms. Rias say that we were done and let out a deep breath, that was fun! Using Ise's power was awesome, I hope we can fight again sometime!

I let my copied ability leave my body as I held the star that it was held in and tossed it behind me before walking over to everyone else with Ise, who seemed depressed.

"I can't believe I just lost to my kouhai..." He moped as we neared the others, Mr. Kiba was looking at me in interest, Ms. Asia was looking at me with wide eyes, Ms. Akeno was giving me that scary smile again! Koneko was looking at me with the same blank look on her face with just a hint of interest and Ms. Rias was smiling at me.

"That was truly amazing Kirby! I wouldn't guess you'd be so strong!" She told me and I grinned before shrugging. "I'm happy I decided to save you. Not just because you're strong but I can sense that you are pure."

"I am? Thank you, I guess." She hugged me then and my eyes widened before hugging her back and smiling.

"Welcome to our family Kirby." Everyone else was smiling at me and Issei gave me a thumbs up.

I think I really like these guys...but I still need to figure what happened to Dreamland...and my friends...

Meta...Dee...Dedede...please be alright.

I don't know why Buchou, as Ms. Rias wanted me to call her from now on, wanted me to do this but if she's my master now I should listen I guess. I pushed open the door as the man inside called for me.

"Say hello to our new transfer first year student, Sakurai Kirby!" The teacher introduced me as I walked in clad in the Kuoh Academy's boys winter uniform.

Recalling how Akeno-senpai taught me how to introduce myself(as well as the honorific I just used) I began speaking.

"Hello I'm Sakurai Kirby! Please take care of me!" And as expected...

"KAWAAAAIIIIII!" All females in the room screamed out at the sight of me as I felt the sweat drop on the back of my head. Quickly I spotted Koneko-chan over at the corner and sat down next to her as I was swarmed by students.

Hello all! I understand that this may seem like an odd and probably spontaneous crossover but trust me, I have actual plans for this story and I think you'll like them.

Now, this story starts just after the battle with Raynare at the church and the situation with Asia, we'll be continuing with canon next chapter.

Now I wanna address harems. While I know it's Kirby, I will give him a harem. Issei will keep most of his harem but Kirby is gonna snatch up(unintentionally) Koneko as well as the other kouhais that wanted Ise like Ravel, Le Fay and Bennia and (arguably) Ophis, there'll be two other girls but I won't reveal them. Hehehe.

That's everything, I hope you guys actually like this story!