Hello there! This is my first story here on , and it's going to be both ZAGR and DATR just because I love both couples.

Disclaimer: I do not own Invader Zim or any of it's characters. Otherwise, Zim and Gaz would be canon!

Gaz woke up feeling grumpy that morning. Why you may ask? Because it was Monday. That meant a whole new week ahead being forced to watch as her older brother, Dib, makes a fool of himself trying to prove that a green kid with a skin condition from his class is actually an alien that is trying to take over the Earth. She already knew about this, but couldn't care less about mankind. She didn't really care about anything, but her Game Slave and –sometimes- her brother. She cared about her father, Professor Membrane, but since he never really did a good parenting job, she was kind of forced to like him.

Somehow, she managed to get out of bed, but it turned into a fail when she accidentally stepped on her Game Slave which had fallen off the bed after she fell asleep playing with it, and fell right on her butt. As she cursed under her breath, she got up and looked down mentally dooming whatever had made her fall. But she wished she hadn't. She had broken her GS in half. After what she had to go through to get it off that disgusting kid's greasy hands..! She let out a scream that made her brother go running into her room still in his pajamas. "Gaz what's wrong!?" Asked Dib concerned about his little sister. But as he saw the frustrated look on her, facing down, he eyed where her feet were and saw wires, crystals, and buttons he remembered that belonged to one of Gaz's games. "Uh-oh…" He said softly, mostly for himself. "Listen Gaz, we can buy a new one ok? As soon as I show to the world who Zim really is, I'll buy you a new one! This time, I'm sure to catch him! You sit and wait Zim!" He said full of confidence and shut the door before she could say anything at all. Gaz stared at the door, now feeling frustrated AND alone. Zim. It was always Zim. Since that alien came down to Earth she had felt further away from her brother. If she fell sick, Dib would bring her medicine, but she had always noticed a few bruises here and there that told her she had been after Zim on Dib's to-do list.

She felt angry, and she was planning on releasing her anger upon a certain green kid. She pulled on her purple curtains and saw that today was going to be a hot one. "Oh right! Today we had that field trip to the beach didn't we?" She asked herself. "I'm going to go with the swim wear on; the other girls take too long to change from regular clothes to a bikini…"She then proceeded to shower, dry her purple hair on it's place, and look decent for a girl that would doom over ten people per day. It didn't take long for her to figure out what she'd wear: a bikini that was pitch black with purple strings and a skull on the centre of each one of her breasts and on the left side of her butt, and on top of that, a black loose t-shirt and stray gray and black shorts . To complete her outfit, some old sneakers that wouldn't mind being used on the sand for just once.

As Gaz walked into the kitchen, she was welcomed by the smell of waffles with chocolate. It was Dib's doing. He was the only one who knew of her secret weakness towards sweet things like chocolate. She sat down almost drooling over her chocolate covered waffles. She ate them so fast and cleaned the rest of the plate in a way you would think a dog ate from it, then licked it with his long tongue. She then faced her brother, who was smirking down at her. He had softened her a bit, and he knew it. Damn. "What're you staring at" She spat. He flinched. Now, the universe was back in peace.

The walk towards school was silent, mainly because you couldn't hear anymore the sounds that usually came from her Game Slave. So Gaz decided she would focus on her thoughts, just to ignore Dib, who would, at any moment, start ranting about his awesome plan to catch the sneaky alien.

Damn; won't Dib ever get a life..? It's always about Zim, Zim and… Uhm… Oh right! ZIM! Seriously if it wasn't because I once found some of Dib's magazines, I would think that he's just gay for him and that he doesn't want to admit it. Was there ever a time when Zim was here that Dib would ignore him? . . . Oh shi-! Yes! Tak! When Tak was here, Dib would completely forget about Zim! And we still have her ship right!? Maybe Tak can come for a while?

Gaz smirked just as Dib gave a girly yelp while some water fell down his head. Zim was following them and had shot him with a water gun. They were on hi skool yet they were still at these kinds of childish fights. Gaz turned to Zim who was once again ranting about how awesome he was and how no human would ever beat him. That was her chance to get her anger away, but… They were going to the beach, which meant there would be a lot of water~ Gaz couldn't help the dark grin that crossed her face. Both Dib and Zim saw this, and made both of them freeze out of fear.

Zim somehow knew he'd regret getting out of his base on a skool field trip to the beach, even if he had applied his special lotion on his skin that day. The only reason for him to attend was actually because he was doing some research about the human body, and he didn't feel comfortable with the pictures his computer would show him. He had made some sunglasses which had a hidden button which allowed him to see past clothes.

Little did Zim or Gaz know about what would be coming out of that little fact.

So here finishes the pilot chapter! Tell me what you think please, I really need your opinion. And if you're against ZAGR or DATR… What are you doing still here?