(GS walks in)
GS: (stares at Naruto, blond girl with whiskers, then Naruto again) What gives?!?
Girl: You made me for this fic, remember?
GS: Oh yeah… what's your name again?
Girl: (sweatdrops) Natsumi…
GS: Oh yeah… anyway, I have decided to include a representation of my 9-year little brother. Come on in, Chattersass9! (any similarities between this name and a name on any account of any website is 1,645.239% coincidental)
CS9: (runs in) Hiwhatsup-whoaretheseguys-isthatNaruto-whosthat-arethoserealwhiskers-whyamIhere-whatareyoulookingatlady-yeahIcalledyoualady-whatareyougonnadoaboutit-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh? (this is based on my conception of him)WhatareyouwhisperingtothereaderscanIwhispertothereaderswhatsup—(faints suddenly from lack of oxygen)
GS: Yeah… anyway, NEW POLL! Need I say more? Oh, and from now on I will only work on updating ONE FIC AT A TIME. Enjoy the show! (Laughs maniacally for no apparent reason) I don't own Naruto! TAKE THAT, YOU LAWYERS!
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Two of a Kind
Prologue: Kitsunes and Seals
The Kyuubi no Kitsune and his mate, Kyuuni, were attacking Konoha. Minato Namikaze sighed from his vantage point in the hospital. His good friend Arashi Uzumaki had died fighting the two, while Arashi's wife Mikoto Uchiha and Minato's wife Kushina Kazama had died in childbirth. Now he was preparing to use their children, a blond-haired, blue-eyed boy named Naruto Uzumaki (they used his mother's name so the Uchihas wouldn't find out about him) and Minato's daughter Natsumi to seal away the demons. Minato sighed and went to the battle in a flash of yellow light.
The shinobi saw Minato and cheered. "The Hokage has come to fight alongside us!"
"We'll beat the demons for sure now!"
(A/N: You know the drill, so I'll skip to the important part.)
"Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!" Queue Minato clone. "Shiki Fuuin!" The Shinigami appeared, and Minato and his clone pulled out the demons' souls. He then proceeded to seal Kyuubi within Naruto and Kyuuni within Natsumi. His last wish was for them to be seen as heroes.
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Naruto: …
Natsumi: …
CS9: (Snores)
GS: Read and review, and yes I know the chapter was short but this is just the prologue… I end chapters where it seems logical to end them. R&R!