Disclaimer: I don't own the song "Help!" or Ranma 1/2; the Beatles and Rumiko Takahashi do, respectively.
Author Note: I'm normally not one for songfics, but I thought this particular one suited Ranma's post-Jusenkyo experiences perfectly.
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HELP!
You know I need some water
HELP!
Not just any water
HELP!
I need some "Spring of Drowned Man"
HEEEEEELLLLP!
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It was only a while back, but it seems so long ago
When Pop said "Pack your bags, boy; to China we will go"
We swam the Sea of Japan
I almost choked on water and foam
But if I'd known what was ahead
I would've stayed at home
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I fell into a spring at Jusenkyo
I noticed my chest had grown, I thought "Uh oh..."
When I opened up my gi I screamed "NOOOOOOOO!"
Won't you please, please help me?
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And now my life has changed in oh, so many ways
My chances of normal life have vanished in the haze
Then I found out when I got home that I had been engaged
To an uncute, tomboy chick that was always filled with rage!
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If I say the wrong thing, she mallets my head
Now Ryoga and the Kunos want me dead
I'm not safe whether my hair is black or red
Won't you please, please help me?!
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Things used to be so normal, so little to beware
Spatulas were to help you cook, Shampoo went in your hair
But now reality's changed and I fight with freaks and ghouls
Will I ever regain a normal life? Fate is so uncool!!!
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So help me if you can: do this little thing
Take a trip to the "Ground of Accursed Springs"
Don't fall in, be careful! But please bring
some "Drowned Man" spring water to me!
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HELP ME!
Help meeeeee!
Oooooo...
HELP, DO YOU HEAR ME?! HEEEEEEEELLLLPPPP!!!!!!
THE END
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