This chapter is brought to you by: School being cancelled! Our school got flooded, so we got the afternoon off and wrote this ^-^

Disclaimer: We don't own Naruto, unfortunately. Or shinigami. I own myself and an xbox box. Linda owns herself and all my stuff (long story).

NOTE: This story was written by both chockitta and Chipmunk Slayer; and this used to be listed on the former user's account. We both agreed it should be moved to this account; so please do not flame Chipmunk Slayer for plagiarism. This was a decision by both authors, okay?

Now that we have that out of the way, we hope you enjoy!

Oh yeah, and this has some minor references to Death Note. There isn't much, so we didn't list it as a cross-over. Just so you know…

"Hey, wouldn't it be cool if this swing-set was haunted?"

"No fudging way! Don't jinx it baka!" Linda yelled, punching my arm.

"Owie! Come on, it's not like that would ever happen and anyway- woah. Since when was there a forest here?"

Linda looked, falling off the swings and landing in the mud. I started laughing.

"Meanie! Shut up and help me up!"

"DMY."

"What does- HEY! That's gross!"

"You said it to me first."

"Whatever" Linda replied, brushing mud off her. I handed her a teddie bear.

(Fiona: Hey I didn't say that!

Linda: Too bad. You made me type this!

Fiona: I didn't! You wanted to ^-^

Linda: Back to the story or people will get angry and kill us with teddies!)

I handed her a TISSUE. (Code name for teddy bear ^^) (not)

SUDDENLY, a tall cloaked figure approached us with weird red eyes and asked:" Do you know where the Naruto world is? "

"Yeah, we go there at weekends," I replied sarcastically. "Of course we don't know where it is! We'd totally be there if we did."

"Congutu." (That's the camp way of saying congratulations )

(Mysterious cloaked figure: I did not say that! Yaoi put words in my mouth!

Fiona: *snickering* We're authors, it's what we do.

Linda : BACK TO THE STORY PLEASE PEOPLE! FOR FUDGE'S SAKE!)

"Congratulations, your wish has been granted," He replied sarcastically.

'OMG, you're a fairy?" Linda exclaimed. Suddenly, 'Mr. Sandman' started playing, and we both started crazy-dancing.

The mysterious cloaked figure just stared at us.

Suddenly, he put his hands on his hips and in a girly voice exclaimed "You did NOT just go there. Uh-huh!" He licked his finger and pressed it on his hip, making a sizzling sound.

We both stared, before bursting into simultaneous laughter.

"OMG, I LOVE BEING AN AUTHOR!" Linda gasped, in between laughs then whispered to me " I CAN TYPE EXCLAIMATIONS MARKS. AND I WANNA GO TO THE ANIME WORLD AND YA HUH, I CAN WHISPER IN UPPER CASE."

"Yeah, sure you can. On a completely different matter, I think that guys from the Akatsuki." (Only we pronounce it Akat-soo-kee. We know it's not the right way, but you'll find out why we do :P)

"Actually, I believe it's pronounced Akat-ski." The crazy dude from the Akatsuki stated.

Linda glared at him. "This is the COOL way to pronounce it."

"Really? Hmm, let me try. Akat-soo-kee."

We both stared at him for several moments before I replied, "Nope. Sorry dude, you just ruined it."

"MANGEKYOU SHARINGAN!"

The next thing I knew, I was chained to a cross, with Linda watching and eating popcorn.

"Hey, what the hell? Um...RAPE IS A CRIME YOU KNOW!" I yelled randomly.

He rolled his (camp) eyes before pulling out a katana to stab me with. I started to panic, before realising my only form of defence. I suddenly began to sing the Sponge-Bob Squarepants theme at the top of my voice. The weird guy stabbed me anyway. Oh well, it was worth a try.

-72 hours of pain later- (which was only a second in the real world.)

I fell to my knees, coughing up blood. And burst out laughing.

"Hn. You're nearly dead, and you still laugh? Fool." Itachi (come on, you should have worked it out by now) drawled, emotionless as always.

Snickering, I replied; "I made you go blind sooner!"

Then I passed out...

(Fiona: I know it wasn't that funny! But for pete's sake, I was nearly dead! You laugh at random things when your suffering from mass blood loss :P

Linda: Wow, that almost sounded smart!

Fiona: Thanks, I read it on the internet ^-^

Linda: -_-')