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Albus Dumbledore: Good evening. Today, on Jeopardy, we have Ron Weasley, Harry Potter, and our returning champion, Hermione Granger. Let each person tell about themselves. Ron?
Ron: Hello, my name is Ron Weasley and I am 15 years old. I live in a family of 5 brothers and one sister.
Dumbledore: I see. Now, Harry Potter, I have heard that you are famous. Can you tell me about this?
Harry: Aw, it was nothing. Some evil dude was after me, and you won't tell me why when I asked you in my first year, and they killed my dad. My mother ran with me, but she couldn't Apparate because I was just a baby, so she gave her life up for me. This created a magical spell that made a curse rebound on Voldemort. He couldn't die because he transfigured himself a couple of times to make himself immortal so he ran away, and then now he is alive and after me again after Ron's pet rat set him free.
Ron: That evil Scabbers.
Dumbledore: What about you, Hermione? You are our returning champion. I can tell you have won, er- 25 games!
Hermione: That's right. I was very happy about my winning streak.
Dumbledore: Tell me about yourself.
Hermione: I am a Muggle-Born, and in my 2nd year I stole plants from Professor Snape's office. In my 4th year, I had been going steady with Victor Krum, the Bulgarian Seeker. I have just recently gotten 68 N.E.W.T.'s.
Dumbledore: Well, all right. Now our category's for today are Famous Quotes, Who Was Evil, Predict-The-Future, and Snape's Personal Life.
Snape: Hey!
Dumbledore: Hermione, why don't we start with you?
Hermione: I'll take Famous Quotes for 200, please.
Dumbledore: 'I will not tolerate abnormalty in my house!'
Harry: Who is Uncle Veron?
Dumbledore: Veron Dursley, that's correct!
Hermione: No fair, the rest of us didn't hear that.
Harry: I'll take Famous Quotes for 250, please.
Dumbledore: 'It-It was cat hair! Milliscent Bulstrode had a cat!'
Hermione: Who was Hermione?
Ron: No fair, she got her own quote.
Dumbledore: That's correct.
Hermione: I'll take Famous Quotes for 300 please.
Dumbledore: 'Would you care for a lemon sherbert?' (Lemon drop in American version)
Hermione: Who are you?
Dumbledore: That is correct.
Harry: How did she know that?
Ron: I don't know.
Hermione: I'll take Famous Quotes for 400, please.
Dumbledore: And the answer is, Daily Double!
Hermione: I'll wager 550.
Dumbledore: All right, you will risk it all. 'Chicken!'
Hermione: Who is…. pause
Dumbledore: Yes?
Hermione: Who is Sirius Black?
Dumbledore: That's correct!
Sirius: I don't remember saying that.
Harry: You were starving in that cave.
Sirius: What? Oh yeah!
Hermione: I'll take Famous Quotes for 500
Dumbledore: 'Funny? He wouldn't know funny if it danced naked in front of him wearing Dobby's tea cozy!'
Ron: Who is Ron Weasley!
Dumbledore: Correct.
Ron: I'll take 'Famous Quotes for 750.
Dumbledore: 'Best two out of three. I haven't been helping Black into the castle, and I certainly don't want Harry killed, but I won't deny that I am a werewolf.'
Audience: gasp
Harry: Who is Professor Lupin?
Dumbledore: That's right.
Lupin: Hey! You had no permission to say that!
Harry: I'll take Famous Quotes for 1000 please.
Dumbledore: 'Don't forget pimply'
Ron: Who is Peeves?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Buzzer sounds.
Dumbledore: All right, that's time. Ron is in the lead with 1500 points, followed by Hermione with 1100, being tagged along by Harry with 950.
Commercial starts
Commercial ends
Dumbledore: Now we're back. Ron, you start first.
Ron: I'll take Snape's Personal Life for 200, please.
Dumbledore: Snape has this burned into his left arm.
Snape: Oh, no….
Harry: What is a Dark Mark?
Audience: gasp
Dumbledore: Correct.
Harry: I'll take Snape's Personal Life for 400, please.
Dumbledore: Snape wears this under his robes. Hermione?
Hermione: What is nothing?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Snape: Kill me…
Hermione: I'll take Snape's Personal life for 500.
Dumbledore: Snape has a crush on this person.
Snape: Oh, no.
Harry: Who is Professor McGonagall?
Dumbledore: Nope.
Hermione: Who is Professor Sprout?
Dumbledore: Nope.
Ron: Who is Professor Sinistra?
Dumbledore: No.
Harry: Who is Professor Vector?
Dumbledore: Nu-uh.
Hermione: Who is Professor Flitwick?
Dumbledore: Keep it rated G, people.
Ron: Who is Madame Pomfrey?
Dumbledore: No.
Hermione: Who was Madame Hooch?
Dumbledore: No.
silence
Dumbledore: The correct answer was, who was Lily Potter.
Harry: Why you nasty greasy git! I'll kill you!
Dumbledore: Keep it rated G. Ron?
Ron: I'll take Snape's Personal Life for 750, please.
Dumbledore: This is Snape's favorite color.
Hermione: What is black?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Hermione: I'll take Snape's Personal Life for 1000, please.
Dumbledore: Snape does this every Tuesday night.
Snape: Oh boy.
Harry: Pay Myrtle to go to the Prefect's bathroom and see who is in there?
Hermione and Ron look at him.
Dumbledore: Correct.
Hermione: How did you know that?
Harry: Er… Lucky guess?
Ron: Right…
Harry: I'll take Snape's Personal Life for 1200, please.
Dumbledore: Snape sings this song in the shower.
Harry: Singing in the Rain?
Dumbledore: No.
Hermione: Barbie Girl?
Dumbledore: No.
Ron: Trick question. Snape never took a shower.
Dumbledore: Correct.
Snape: How did you know?
Dumbledore: Myrtle told me.
Ron: I'll take Snape's Personal Life for 1600.
Dumbledore: James Potter and his friends called Snape this when they went to school.
Hermione: What is a greasy git?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Buzzer sounds.
Dumbledore: We will be back after this commercial break. Hermione is in the lead with 3100 points, Ron with 1700, and Harry with 1150. (remember, they lose points whenever they get a question wrong, and Harry was determined to guess Snape's crush and lost a lot of points)
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Albus Dumbledore: Good evening. Today, on Jeopardy, we have Ron Weasley, Harry Potter, and our returning champion, Hermione Granger. Let each person tell about themselves. Ron?
Ron: Hello, my name is Ron Weasley and I am 15 years old. I live in a family of 5 brothers and one sister.
Dumbledore: I see. Now, Harry Potter, I have heard that you are famous. Can you tell me about this?
Harry: Aw, it was nothing. Some evil dude was after me, and you won't tell me why when I asked you in my first year, and they killed my dad. My mother ran with me, but she couldn't Apparate because I was just a baby, so she gave her life up for me. This created a magical spell that made a curse rebound on Voldemort. He couldn't die because he transfigured himself a couple of times to make himself immortal so he ran away, and then now he is alive and after me again after Ron's pet rat set him free.
Ron: That evil Scabbers.
Dumbledore: What about you, Hermione? You are our returning champion. I can tell you have won, er- 25 games!
Hermione: That's right. I was very happy about my winning streak.
Dumbledore: Tell me about yourself.
Hermione: I am a Muggle-Born, and in my 2nd year I stole plants from Professor Snape's office. In my 4th year, I had been going steady with Victor Krum, the Bulgarian Seeker. I have just recently gotten 68 N.E.W.T.'s.
Dumbledore: Well, all right. Now our category's for today are Famous Quotes, Who Was Evil, Predict-The-Future, and Snape's Personal Life.
Snape: Hey!
Dumbledore: Hermione, why don't we start with you?
Hermione: I'll take Famous Quotes for 200, please.
Dumbledore: 'I will not tolerate abnormalty in my house!'
Harry: Who is Uncle Veron?
Dumbledore: Veron Dursley, that's correct!
Hermione: No fair, the rest of us didn't hear that.
Harry: I'll take Famous Quotes for 250, please.
Dumbledore: 'It-It was cat hair! Milliscent Bulstrode had a cat!'
Hermione: Who was Hermione?
Ron: No fair, she got her own quote.
Dumbledore: That's correct.
Hermione: I'll take Famous Quotes for 300 please.
Dumbledore: 'Would you care for a lemon sherbert?' (Lemon drop in American version)
Hermione: Who are you?
Dumbledore: That is correct.
Harry: How did she know that?
Ron: I don't know.
Hermione: I'll take Famous Quotes for 400, please.
Dumbledore: And the answer is, Daily Double!
Hermione: I'll wager 550.
Dumbledore: All right, you will risk it all. 'Chicken!'
Hermione: Who is…. pause
Dumbledore: Yes?
Hermione: Who is Sirius Black?
Dumbledore: That's correct!
Sirius: I don't remember saying that.
Harry: You were starving in that cave.
Sirius: What? Oh yeah!
Hermione: I'll take Famous Quotes for 500
Dumbledore: 'Funny? He wouldn't know funny if it danced naked in front of him wearing Dobby's tea cozy!'
Ron: Who is Ron Weasley!
Dumbledore: Correct.
Ron: I'll take 'Famous Quotes for 750.
Dumbledore: 'Best two out of three. I haven't been helping Black into the castle, and I certainly don't want Harry killed, but I won't deny that I am a werewolf.'
Audience: gasp
Harry: Who is Professor Lupin?
Dumbledore: That's right.
Lupin: Hey! You had no permission to say that!
Harry: I'll take Famous Quotes for 1000 please.
Dumbledore: 'Don't forget pimply'
Ron: Who is Peeves?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Buzzer sounds.
Dumbledore: All right, that's time. Ron is in the lead with 1500 points, followed by Hermione with 1100, being tagged along by Harry with 950.
Commercial starts
Commercial ends
Dumbledore: Now we're back. Ron, you start first.
Ron: I'll take Snape's Personal Life for 200, please.
Dumbledore: Snape has this burned into his left arm.
Snape: Oh, no….
Harry: What is a Dark Mark?
Audience: gasp
Dumbledore: Correct.
Harry: I'll take Snape's Personal Life for 400, please.
Dumbledore: Snape wears this under his robes. Hermione?
Hermione: What is nothing?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Snape: Kill me…
Hermione: I'll take Snape's Personal life for 500.
Dumbledore: Snape has a crush on this person.
Snape: Oh, no.
Harry: Who is Professor McGonagall?
Dumbledore: Nope.
Hermione: Who is Professor Sprout?
Dumbledore: Nope.
Ron: Who is Professor Sinistra?
Dumbledore: No.
Harry: Who is Professor Vector?
Dumbledore: Nu-uh.
Hermione: Who is Professor Flitwick?
Dumbledore: Keep it rated G, people.
Ron: Who is Madame Pomfrey?
Dumbledore: No.
Hermione: Who was Madame Hooch?
Dumbledore: No.
silence
Dumbledore: The correct answer was, who was Lily Potter.
Harry: Why you nasty greasy git! I'll kill you!
Dumbledore: Keep it rated G. Ron?
Ron: I'll take Snape's Personal Life for 750, please.
Dumbledore: This is Snape's favorite color.
Hermione: What is black?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Hermione: I'll take Snape's Personal Life for 1000, please.
Dumbledore: Snape does this every Tuesday night.
Snape: Oh boy.
Harry: Pay Myrtle to go to the Prefect's bathroom and see who is in there?
Hermione and Ron look at him.
Dumbledore: Correct.
Hermione: How did you know that?
Harry: Er… Lucky guess?
Ron: Right…
Harry: I'll take Snape's Personal Life for 1200, please.
Dumbledore: Snape sings this song in the shower.
Harry: Singing in the Rain?
Dumbledore: No.
Hermione: Barbie Girl?
Dumbledore: No.
Ron: Trick question. Snape never took a shower.
Dumbledore: Correct.
Snape: How did you know?
Dumbledore: Myrtle told me.
Ron: I'll take Snape's Personal Life for 1600.
Dumbledore: James Potter and his friends called Snape this when they went to school.
Hermione: What is a greasy git?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Buzzer sounds.
Dumbledore: We will be back after this commercial break. Hermione is in the lead with 3100 points, Ron with 1700, and Harry with 1150. (remember, they lose points whenever they get a question wrong, and Harry was determined to guess Snape's crush and lost a lot of points)
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