Fullmetal Dare: Insanity
Me: After days of thinking and reading your reviews I have finally decided to write to
Write a part 2 of Fullmetal Dare.
Ed: What the fuck?
Me: Stop Acting like your so surprised. You knew this would happen eventually
Edo-kun.
Ed: Have you no soul?
Me: *Laughing* you tell me bean sprout.
Ed: WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SHORT THAT HE CAN GET LOST IN SHAG
CARPETING!
Me: Oh Edo-kun remember the last time you pissed me off?
Ed: *shivering*(stares at Roy, Envy, and Wrath waiting in a corner)
Me: Yeah that's what I thought. Now, be a good little bean sprout and do what I say.
Begin the disclaimer!
Ed: o0IzumiSensei0o does not own Fullmetal Alchemist and should be arrested for
Edward abuse!
Me: Damn you midget! Wrath hold him down! Roy and Envy beat the fuck out of him!
Ed:…. (processing)… HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIT!
Me: Enjoy the story!J
Roy: Yo chibi, do you want to play Dare the Truth again?
Ed:…. Colonel Bastard…. What happened the last time we did that?
Roy: You almost got your head ripped off by 'Psycho Man Nun'( Scar) and…. I rapped
Al.
Ed: Yes… that's true.
Roy: Well other then that I can't remember…. I was high as hell.
Ed: Hell's not high, it's low.
Roy: Shut up bitch, I know what I'm talking about!
Envy: Hey you bastards! Give me my fucking sharpies!
Roy: NOOOOO! You can't have my precious! *hisses*
Envy: I dare you to give them to me!
Roy: Okay. (hands over sharpies)
Envy:….. That was easier then I thought.
Wrath: What's go' in on my bitches!
Envy: What's up with you?
Wrath: I found a whole bunch of pretty colored pens under your bed and they smelled
good.
Ed: You had a second stash of sharpies and didn't tell us!
Envy: Wrath, what the hell! Sharpies kill brain cells!
Ed: He had no brain cells to begin with! For all we know, he could be normal.
Roy:…. He has a point.
Envy: Oh yeah, like you know.
Roy: Shut up bitch!
Ed: Believe in your self!
Envy:….yeah…I will… (stares off into space)
Wrath: Can we play fuck the truth?
Envy: How the hell did you get 'Fuck the Truth' out of 'Truth or Dare'?
Wrath: Oops! I meant Fuck or Dare.
Envy: Son of a Bitch!
Wrath: Who are we talking about?
Envy:…..
Ed: Well I guess we could play. We have nothing better to do.
Roy: We could rape your little brother.
Ed: That's true.
Wrath: Yay, let's rape Al!
Ed: Who said you were aloud to rape him?
Wrath:… what are we talking about?
Roy: Well we can't play the 'Truth Dare' without sharpies.
Envy: What the hell is wrong with you people! It's called 'TRUTH OR DARE'!
Wrath, Ed, &Roy:…Hand over the sharpies, or die!
Envy: No way in hell!
Roy: Shut up bitch!
Wrath: B-but you-you said-
Ed: Believe in yourself!
Wrath:….Yeah…I will…(stares off into space)
(Once again high and out of their minds)
Ed: Wrath….your hair is s-sooooooooooooooo soft.
Roy: Y-yeah. H-how'd you do that?
Wrath: I need an adult!
Envy: I-I love ya chibi!
Ed, Wrath, Roy: …...
Roy: AND SO THE DAY WAS SAVED, THANKS TO THE ALCHEMIST PUFF
GUYS.
Everyone:…
Roy: D-did y-you ever get that shit head who raped you at the gate?
Ed: No….. but I did do the thing you told me with Barney the Dinosaur.
Roy: How'd it go?
Ed: Not a pretty picture Colonel Bastard.
Envy: I-I-I-I love you guys!
Wrath: Envy, could you be my bitch?
Envy: N-no
Wrath: cooommmeee oooon!
Roy: shut up bitch!
Wrath: I don't wanna!
Roy: then I'll throw a candy cane at you! (pathetically throws candy cane) Ngh!
Ed: Believe in yourself!
Roy:… Yeah… I will…(stares off into space)
Fury: This all seems very familiar.
Havoc: Didn't I kill you?
Fury: (Glares at Havoc)…..
Ed: AAAAH, Zombie! (Transmutes auto-mail into gun) I will survive!
Fury: Wait, Ed I'm not-
Ed: (goes all "Left 4 Dead" on Fury) don't make me take out my pipe bomb!
Fury: (dies)
Roy: Holy shit!
Ed: (out of breath) I-it's over. Your kind will no longer roam the Earth! (Dramatic Music)
Riza: Are you guys high again?
Roy: Shut up bitch.
Winry: Hey what are we even here for?
Wrath: We are playing Fuck or Dare!
Envy: Yeah, and I get to start!
Izumi: Why the hell do you get to start!
Envy: Because!
Izumi: (kills Envy)
Envy: (comes back to life)
Ed: ZOMBIE!( throws pipe bomb)
Envy: (Dies again)
Ed: Victory For human kind!
Envy: (come back to life) Fine I dare Edward to shave Scar's head!
Ed: Yay!
(Some where in a refugee camp)
Ed: Yo Scar, heads up! (transmutes auto-mail into razor)
Scar: What the hell!
Ed: (Shaves Scar's head)
Scar: Ishbala shall punish you!
Izumi: Why are they always putting you against Scar?
Ed: (on the floor covered in blood) I can see Mom at the end of a bright tunnel.
ROSEBUD!
Al: Since I went last, last time, can I go?
Roy: Yeah sure, whatever.
Al: I dare Ed to give me a kitty!
Ed: I told you, no way in fuck!
Al: But-
Roy: Shut up bitch. You heard him!
Al: But-
Ed: Believe in yourself!
Al:…yeah…I will…(stares off into space)
Izumi: I'm going next. I dare Wrath to kill Colonel Bastard.
Wrath: Okay, no problem! (kills Roy)
Havoc: NOOOOOOOO! Why God, why? He was only a man with s dream. A pervy
Dream, but a dream!
Izumi: Miniskirts don't belong on women in the military. Not that I care but-
Havoc: (dramatic scene) Dream murderer!
Ed: Havoc snap out of it!:
Havoc: Have you no soul!
Izumi: Shut the fuck up!
Ed: Believe in yourself!
Havoc:…yeah….I will…(stares off into space).
Wrath: My turn! I dare Ed to give me his body!
Ed: Objection!
Envy: Over ruled!
Ed: The reason I can't is because I have a flesh eating disease and it will fuck you up!
Wrath: Damn!
Winry: can I go?
Ed: Shut up Winry!
Winry: (Chucks wrench at Ed) I dare Izumi to shop throwing up for one whole day!
Izumi: What the Fuck-*Bleh*
Ed: Epic Failure!
Havoc: It's fuckin karma!
Izumi: (Kills Havoc)
Ed: believe in yourself!
Izumi: Damn it Ed! What did I say about saying that!
Al: Well brother, I guess we better take off.
Ed: Yeah. Wait, do you hear that?
Al: No:
Ed: Oh shit their coming for me and I'm out of ammo!
Al: Wha-?
(huge swarm of zombies come out of no were)
Ed: Damn it. I'm out of pipe bombs!
Al: Brother?
Ed: Come on you fucked up bastards! You'll never take me alive!
(Roy, Havoc and Fury arise from the hord)
Roy: Must… kill… chibi.
Ed: Oh hell no!
-fin