Notes: I have edited this story A LOT, and I am now posting the MUCH BETTER version than I had before. This is my first actual story, since "Things Dragonballz Characters Will Never Say" doesn't count as a story in my opinion. It's a humour thing, that's all.
This story takes place after Freeza is really defeated by Trunks, but he doesn't actually go back to his time. Also, Krillin is still going out with Maron. Vegeta also has an irrational fear of a certain small creature in this tale. The Z fighters are training to beat the androids... well, most of them are training...
I don't own Dragonballz, some characters are slightly warped to add a touch of humour.
*represents thoughts*
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As our story starts, Vegeta is sitting on a rock, contemplating what to do until Goku got back from his vacation. *Damn.* he thought. *How am I ever supposed to keep in shape while that idiot Kakarotto is off in Hawaii with that screeching mate of his? At least she won't be in my hair.*
"Vegeta!"
*Then again...* He went inside to see what Bulma wanted of him THIS time.
"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!!!" Vegeta ran out of the house screaming. Bulma tried calling him back, but he was long gone.
"Dammit!" She turned on her heels and picked up the spider that had accidentally crawled into their kitchen. "Ai. It's just a spider- why is he afraid? I only wanted him to check on Trunks for a few seconds-"
"Who check on what?" mumbled a very, very tired Mirari Trunks.
"Not you, the OTHER Trunks."
"Oh. Well, I'm going back to sleep. If you need me, you'll have to scream really-" /THUMP/ Trunks landed on the floor and was snoring loudly.
*Yeesh.* thought Bulma. * I have the weirdest family.* Meanwhile...
/BANGBANGBANGBANGBANG!/
Krillin emerged to find an extremely scared Vegeta standing outside his door.
"What the hell... Vegeta? What's wrong?"
"I-i-it-it-t-t's-s a-a s-sp-sp-i-id-de-der-r!"
"A what?"
"An evil arachnid! A terrifying force with eight legs! A hairy nightmare!"
"Huh?"
"I think I know what it is! Is it a spider? Hmm?"
Vegeta just stared for a few moments at the almost complete look alike of Bulma, except that her hair was more blue.
"Don't say that evil word! Yes, that's it."
"Krillin, is this another one of your fighter friends? He sure is cute!" Vegeta's face turned completely red and he just stood there.
"No. Well, kinda. You'd really have to ask him."
"Okay! Hi, I'm Maron, Krillin's girlfriend! Who are you?"
"You actually got a girlfriend? You? Chrome-dome? Has a girlfriend?" Insane laughter seemed to burst out of Vegeta's body at an alarming rate. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!" Eventually, Krillin got fed up and closed the door in his face, however, Vegeta didn't notice and kept laughing his head off.
"Excuse me, but do you know where the nearest restaurant is?"
Vegeta stopped laughing and turned around to find an attractive young woman behind him. Alongside her was a young man, who looked startlingly similar to the woman beside him. Vegeta guessed they were twins.
"We're really hungry," one of the twins stated. "And we need to find one soon." A typical Vegeta response followed.
"No, I have no idea." he snapped. "I don't have time to talk to the likes of you anyway." With that spoken, he flew at top speed to Capsule Corp., hoping the 'evil arachnid' was gone.
"What a retard! We only asked him where the restaurant was." complained the man.
"Well, Jason, if you hadn't started to complain about how hungry you were, maybe he wouldn't have treated us like that."
"Come on Tina, no matter what we would've said, he still would act like an ass."
"I guess you're right... but we still need to find a restaurant." Jason tapped his foot for a bit, then... "Well, how about we ask the people in this house?"
"Nope."
"Why not? They can't possibly be worse that he is."
"He was visiting the people at that house, and my guess is that if he knows them, they're probably asses as well." Jason pondered that idea for two seconds before knocking on Krillin's door.
"Yes? Hello, who are you?" inquired Krillin.
"I'm Jason, this is my sister Tina. We were wondering if you knew of any restaurants within close distance."
"Sure. There's a Burger King a couple of blocks to your right, and The Olive Garden is three blocks ahead of you, depending on what you like to eat."
"Thanks... what did you say your name was?"
"I didn't, but it's Krillin."
"Well, thanks again and-"
"Krillin! Who's your hot black-haired friend?" Maron burst through the door and took a good look at Jason. "He's even better looking than that spiky haired dude!" Maron walked up to Jason. "Wanna go out some time?"
"Look Maron, if you really want to go out with every guy who shows up at my door, I don't see why you're even here with me, so get out of my life." Krillin violently slammed the door, leaving Maron outside with Jason and Tina.
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What happens next? Wait and see! Oh, a review would be great too ^-^
This story takes place after Freeza is really defeated by Trunks, but he doesn't actually go back to his time. Also, Krillin is still going out with Maron. Vegeta also has an irrational fear of a certain small creature in this tale. The Z fighters are training to beat the androids... well, most of them are training...
I don't own Dragonballz, some characters are slightly warped to add a touch of humour.
*represents thoughts*
~*~*~*~*~*~*~
As our story starts, Vegeta is sitting on a rock, contemplating what to do until Goku got back from his vacation. *Damn.* he thought. *How am I ever supposed to keep in shape while that idiot Kakarotto is off in Hawaii with that screeching mate of his? At least she won't be in my hair.*
"Vegeta!"
*Then again...* He went inside to see what Bulma wanted of him THIS time.
"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!!!" Vegeta ran out of the house screaming. Bulma tried calling him back, but he was long gone.
"Dammit!" She turned on her heels and picked up the spider that had accidentally crawled into their kitchen. "Ai. It's just a spider- why is he afraid? I only wanted him to check on Trunks for a few seconds-"
"Who check on what?" mumbled a very, very tired Mirari Trunks.
"Not you, the OTHER Trunks."
"Oh. Well, I'm going back to sleep. If you need me, you'll have to scream really-" /THUMP/ Trunks landed on the floor and was snoring loudly.
*Yeesh.* thought Bulma. * I have the weirdest family.* Meanwhile...
/BANGBANGBANGBANGBANG!/
Krillin emerged to find an extremely scared Vegeta standing outside his door.
"What the hell... Vegeta? What's wrong?"
"I-i-it-it-t-t's-s a-a s-sp-sp-i-id-de-der-r!"
"A what?"
"An evil arachnid! A terrifying force with eight legs! A hairy nightmare!"
"Huh?"
"I think I know what it is! Is it a spider? Hmm?"
Vegeta just stared for a few moments at the almost complete look alike of Bulma, except that her hair was more blue.
"Don't say that evil word! Yes, that's it."
"Krillin, is this another one of your fighter friends? He sure is cute!" Vegeta's face turned completely red and he just stood there.
"No. Well, kinda. You'd really have to ask him."
"Okay! Hi, I'm Maron, Krillin's girlfriend! Who are you?"
"You actually got a girlfriend? You? Chrome-dome? Has a girlfriend?" Insane laughter seemed to burst out of Vegeta's body at an alarming rate. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!" Eventually, Krillin got fed up and closed the door in his face, however, Vegeta didn't notice and kept laughing his head off.
"Excuse me, but do you know where the nearest restaurant is?"
Vegeta stopped laughing and turned around to find an attractive young woman behind him. Alongside her was a young man, who looked startlingly similar to the woman beside him. Vegeta guessed they were twins.
"We're really hungry," one of the twins stated. "And we need to find one soon." A typical Vegeta response followed.
"No, I have no idea." he snapped. "I don't have time to talk to the likes of you anyway." With that spoken, he flew at top speed to Capsule Corp., hoping the 'evil arachnid' was gone.
"What a retard! We only asked him where the restaurant was." complained the man.
"Well, Jason, if you hadn't started to complain about how hungry you were, maybe he wouldn't have treated us like that."
"Come on Tina, no matter what we would've said, he still would act like an ass."
"I guess you're right... but we still need to find a restaurant." Jason tapped his foot for a bit, then... "Well, how about we ask the people in this house?"
"Nope."
"Why not? They can't possibly be worse that he is."
"He was visiting the people at that house, and my guess is that if he knows them, they're probably asses as well." Jason pondered that idea for two seconds before knocking on Krillin's door.
"Yes? Hello, who are you?" inquired Krillin.
"I'm Jason, this is my sister Tina. We were wondering if you knew of any restaurants within close distance."
"Sure. There's a Burger King a couple of blocks to your right, and The Olive Garden is three blocks ahead of you, depending on what you like to eat."
"Thanks... what did you say your name was?"
"I didn't, but it's Krillin."
"Well, thanks again and-"
"Krillin! Who's your hot black-haired friend?" Maron burst through the door and took a good look at Jason. "He's even better looking than that spiky haired dude!" Maron walked up to Jason. "Wanna go out some time?"
"Look Maron, if you really want to go out with every guy who shows up at my door, I don't see why you're even here with me, so get out of my life." Krillin violently slammed the door, leaving Maron outside with Jason and Tina.
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What happens next? Wait and see! Oh, a review would be great too ^-^