Author's Note: Hi everyone, this is my first story. I hope you all enjoy it.

Disclaimer: I don't own anything Harry Potter related. Don't sue me.

Warning: This story contains slash and language. You have been warned.

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Happy birthday!

"Happy birthday babe!" Sirius said to me. I jumped out of my bed and ran down the stairs to the common room. I was greeted by the sight of Sirius standing there in his birthday suit.
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I thought it was my birthday Sirius?"
"Shut up, Remus, and come over here and get your birthday present!" Sirius said blushing. He grabbed my arm and pushed me onto the couch.
"Have I been bad, Sirius?" I asked teasingly.
"Oh yeah, REAL BAD!" He yelled.
"Happy- OH for the love of God Sirius!" James said as he walked into the common room.
"What? Do you like what you see?" Sirius said as he let me go and turned around.
"For God sake! It is his birthday! Could you stop being a fag for a day!" James likes us but hates the fact that we're gay.
"Lighten up James!" I said getting up
"Oh god! Cover up will you?!" James yelled. I didn't notice that Sirius had untied my robe. I quickly tied the string back together while Sirius stood there staring at James.
"What you don't like nudity?" Sirius asked slyly.
"No! I do not!" James said throwing a pillow at Sirius. "If you're going to do that, go upstairs will you!"
"Fine. Remus let us go upstairs. Shall we go up to your bed or mine?" Sirius asked.
"Mmmm... mine. It is right next to James' bed." I said going along with the joke. We always tease James; he's so easy to fool. He has a girlfriend who has never set foot near his bed. Quite sad really, but not the point. He said she wasn't ready, we know that he isn't ready.
"Please, if you're going to do that, do not do it in my bed!"
"Do what James? What is so bad that we are going up stairs to do?" I sounded so modest and curious. Sirius knew I was full of shit though,
" You know... sex!" He whispered so no one would hear him.
"Fine! We promise!"
We ran upstairs and slid into our bed. We stayed there ALL day.
"Here-Oh God! Your still doing Remus?!" James said as he dropped his second copy of notes he had written for Sirius and I. We are all in the same classes so James took the liberty of copying down notes for the two of us today.
"What?!" I said not very pleased by James' walking into the room. I was on at the perfect spot.
"It's okay Remus. It is time for dinner anyhow." Sirius got up and James noticed Sirius was still wearing his birthday suit.
"Bloody hell! Put some clothes on first! It that what you did all day?!" James ask.
"We know you know the answer to that!" We both said to James, James look disgusted and stormed out.
"Should we tell him that we were in London shopping?"
"No let him be disgusted. It's funny!" We laughed as we made our way to the dinning hall.
"James, how would you feel about switching beds with me. Remus and I would like to be closer?" Sirius asked.
"No Sirius. You know your parents gave you the wrong name."
"Why, you think I'm not serious?"
"No! Your a pig and a joker." James said in a huff.
"It's okay Sirius. You want to do it in his bed?" I asked.
"Yeah, lets go!" Sirius said excitedly.

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Author's Note: Well that was chapter one of my first story! Please review and tell me what you think!!