The Reenactment of SAW I featuring Bakura and Bender
Chapter 1
With no memory of how they got there
Time: 9:00 AM
Benders life systems kick on
Bender: "What!" "Where the fuck am I?"
Bakura comes to
Bakura: "What, how did I get here?"
Bakura: Checking himself for bruises "I sure hope ain't no mothafucka than took my liver or kidney!"
Bender: "I'm glad I don't have any thing to worry about because I'm not human" "So you'll be dead and I'll be well rested"
Bakura: "Relax you dumb shit ain't nobody got my liver or kidney" "Why you getin all excited and shit calm yo ass down!"
Bakura: "Yet and still they can still steal your hard drive!"
Bender: "AHHHHH!!!!!!!! You're right!"
Bakura: "Look who has something to worry about after all……huh!"
Bender: "Why if you say another damn word I'll cut yo thoat from ear to ear"
Bakura: "Well' all I gotta say is try it and see what happens"
Bender: "Hey, Bakura I think I fond a tape and a player over here!"
Bender presses play
Tape-"Hello, Bakura" I want to play a game." "The rules are simple and all you have to do is abide by them" "All of your life you've hurt people with no remorse or feeling about what you've done" "Let's see how far you can go when you're force to go through only the slightest pain, so to speak." "You'll be going through much more than only a slight bit of pain, it'll be like hell on earth for you! HA, HA, HAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!………………………….."
"In front of you you see a gas chamber, electric chair, and a gallo" "Before you leave this room you'll have to endure at least two of these torture chambers"
"If you do not comply I'll leave you in this room to rot!, and you will never see daylight again!" "And then you'll be forced to under go all of these torture chambers and then some……………………………………………….."
"Choose wisely your time is running out, and you only have until 12:00 noon to complete each of the tasks"
Bender picks up his tape a inserts it into the tape player.,………..
Tape- "Hello Bender, I want to play a game. When you woke up here you may have noticed that there is a man in room with you…..I assure you the fellow will harm you in any way. "The rules of the game are very simple, and all you have to do is abide by them." "You have to insert you hand into the ass of your cell mate Bakura and retrieve the new hard drive because your old one has been tampered with and has a virus on it"
"You being a robot your time is much shorter than Bakura's and you only have 10 minutes to complete your task" "If you do not get to the new hard drive in time your inner core will rot out from the inside"