I know everyone thinks the Xmen in the comics are the real Xmen, but they are not. Here is a list of the real Xmen.
Mr. Speed (has the power to run really slow)
Punchy (has the power to super kick)
Bob (he just there to make it seem like there is a lot of them, but he has no power)
Sunny(makes tornados)
Wolverine(claws that come out of his eyes)
Cat(can turn into dog)
Dog(can make cat sounds)
Claws(pencils come out of his fingers)
Knife(can turn into spoon)
Killer(helps with TV problems)
Barnacle boy (….)
"Mr. Speed, can you come over here?" Killer asked while connecting two wires.
Finally, after twenty minutes, Mr. Speed made it from the kitchen to the TV, but he was very tired. His legs stopped working, and he fell to the ground and passed out.
''Ok," Killer said, "now that you're here can you—'' Then Killer saw that Mr. Speed had passed out on the floor. Killer continued, ''Darn, I needed his help with the TV.''
Just then, Barnacle boy walked in.
''Can you help me with the TV?'' Killer asked.
''Sure,'' Barnacle Boy said, walking over to the TV. But as he was walking to the TV, he tripped over Mr. Speed and hurt his leg.
''Sorry, but now I can't help,'' Barnacle Boy said.
''Man, it's going to be a long day,'' Killer said.