First fanfic be kind please. Chapter One: the meeting.

Disclaimer: unfortunately I do not own Doctor who and I envy the person that does

Clara, the Doctor, Angle and Artie were on their way to clom. They were going because the Doctor had promised to take his companions to clom one day. Suddenly, a bright light enveloped them and they were teleported away.

Amy and Rory were sat down in their house in the 1930's. Amy was writing her book, Summer Falls, and Rory was reading the newspaper. Suddenly, a bright light enveloped them and they were teleported away.

River was sat in Stormcage. She was reading through her diary. Suddenly, a bright light enveloped her and she was teleported away.

Sarah Jane was sat in the attic with Mr Smith and K-9. They had just saved the Earth from the slitheen. Luke, Clyde and Rani came in with some cups of tea. They sat and talked and wondered what their next big adventure would be. Suddenly, a bright light enveloped them and they were teleported away.

Rose was out shopping with her husband (John, the human-timelord metacrisis) and her mum, Jackie. They were laughing and talking about the time Pete - Rose's dad - got trapped inside a massive gingerbread house by accident. Suddenly, a bright light enveloped them and they were teleported away.

Mickey and Martha were sat eating a take-away. They were having their favourite. Chinese. They were watching: Would I Lie To You. Suddenly, a bright light enveloped them and they were teleported away.

Donna was sat with her granddad talking about the time the daleks stole the Earth. They weren't good times. Donna had recovered her memory after the incident with the Master. Suddenly, a bright light enveloped them and they were teleported away.

Jack was working away at torchwood with Gwen and Ianto. They had tracked down some alien activity and were getting ready to go check it out. Suddenly, a bright light enveloped them and they were teleported away.

Madame Vastra was sat with Jenny talking about the Great Intelligence. Strax came in with some cups of tea and something to eat. Suddenly, a bright light enveloped them and they were teleported away.

Craig and Sophie were sat on the sofa. Craig was holding Alfie (a.k.a Stormageddon dark Lord of all) and Sophie was talking about her day. Alfie had fallen asleep on Craig's shoulder. Suddenly, a bright light enveloped them and they were teleported away.

The 10th doctor was zooming around the TARDIS. He had just lost Donna and was pretty upset about it. He was rambling to himself. He didn't know what to do or where to go. Suddenly, a bright light enveloped him and he was teleported away.

The 9th Doctor was bored. He had just dropped Rose off at home for a bit whilst she visited her mother. He was waiting for her to get back. He did have a time machine but he didn't want to risk going to far in the future like he did that time when Rose was gone for 12 months. Suddenly, a bright light enveloped him and he was teleported away.

The room had blue walls just like the TARDIS. It was silent and there was a massive group of sofas and one tv. Out of nowhere a big group of people appeared. The silence was penetrated with shouts from the scared people.

''QUIET!'' The eleventh Doctor shouted. Everyone turned to look at him. A few people waved in recognition. ''Ok so everyone calm down. It seems that everyone here I have met or seen since my ninth incarnation. Can everyone take a seat and I will introduce everyone. Firstly, I am the Doctor. 11th incarnation. Can I come up here please.'' Some people had confused looks on their faces. Others muttered but your are already up there. Up stepped a man in a leather jacket with big ears and the other wore a pinstriped suit and had spiky hair.

''This is the ninth version of me.'' The eleventh Doctor pointed to the man in the leather jacket. '' I regenerated into him. The tenth version of myself.'' He said pointing to the man in the pinstriped suit. ''I have no idea if this will cause a paradox or not but at the moment who cares? Call me eleven, ten ten and nine nine so we don't get confused.'' Everyone looked puzzled but eleven ignored it. Ten and nine sat down.

''Sarah and you lot come up here,'' eleven exclaimed pointing at Luke, Clyde and Rani. 'So everyone this is Sarah Jane Smith who travelled with me in my 4th incarnation and this is her son Luke and his friends Clyde and Rani,'' He said pointing to each of them in turn. They sat down.

''Torchwood team get up here now. This is Captain Jack Harkness, Gwen and Ianto.'' They sat down. The introductions continued. He introduced Rose, John, Jackie, Martha, Mickey, Donna, Wilf, Amy, Rory, Clara, Angie, Artie, Madame Vastra, Jenny, Strax, Craig, Sophie and Alfie (who kept insisting that he had changed his name back to Stormageddon but Doctor was the only one one who could understand because he spoke baby). River then stood up and walked over to the Doctor.

''And finally this is River Song. Clara, Amy,Rory, Jenny, Madame Vastra and Strax already know she is also my wife.'' The Doctor said slightly smirking as murmurs spread around the room. Donna, who was always going to be the loudest person, said

''So that's who she is. I was always wondering because we never found out in the library did we?'' The pained look on eleven' s face when she mentioned the library shut her right up.

''Wait, so your married? Your not Clara's boyfriend then?'' Artie asked eleven and he shook his head.

"Oh and also her parents are Amy and Rory," Eleven told the group and Amy quietly muttered something about eleven being the worst son in law in the history of the universe. Sarah Jane looked over at Amy and whispered to her

"So your his mother in law?" Amy just nodded her head. She didn't trust her mouth at that moment. When everyone had quietened down, they noticed a massive tv attached to the wall. Everyone took a seat as it came to life.

''Welcome friends and family of The Doctor. You are here to watch the adventures of The Doctor and his companions. You will be watching from The Doctor's ninth incarnation. However, you have ten minutes to greet friends and meet new people before the show starts. If you start to talk, the tv will automatically pause. When you stop talking, the tv will resume. Doctor, in some of the episodes that are upsetting for you please move to the back of the room and there will be a sound booth to go in and wait quietly until the scene is over. After you have watched the episodes we will watch the episodes of Sarah Jane's adventures and Torchwood. The seating plan is Nine, Rose, John, Ten, Martha, Mickey, Donna, Wilf, Sarah Jane, Luke, Clyde, Rani, Jack, Gwen, Ianto, Madame Vastra, Jenny, Strax, Craig, Sophie and Alfie, Amy, Rory, River, Eleven, Clara, Angie and Artie. Nine has just done the slitheen in Downing street, Rose and John have have been stuck on the parallel world for a year and a half. They have been married for half a year. Ten has just lost Donna and is alone in the TARDIS. Martha and Mickey have been married a year and the Doctor knocked the sontaran out for them 2 months ago. Donna and Wilf have seen the Master change all the humans to look like him. Sarah Jane, Luke, Clyde and Rani have just defeated some slitheen. Craig, Sophie and Alfie are just after the Doctor came with the cybermen. Jack, Gwen and Ianto are just after the Earth was stolen by the daleks. Amy and Rory are after the weeping and they left the Doctor. Madame Vastra, Jenny, Strax, Eleven, Clara, River, Angie and Artie are post Trensalore. Enjoy! From Sexy..."

The Doctor chuckled when the tv said 'From Sexy...' and everyone turned to look at him.

"Sexy is the TARDIS."

Everyone got up and mingled. Eleven managed to kidnap Alfie and introduce him to everyone as if he was his own son. Finally, Craig managed to get him back. There was a lot of hugging involved (epsecially between Donna and Jack) as everyone reunited or said hello to the people they haven't met. Once everyone had sat back down, the tv flashed to life.

"Here it is!" Jack said and everyone shushed him.

So what do you think? Review please and I will try and update as soon as possible. Thanks to WaterlooRoad01 and Ausllyxlover for their help with the chapter.