Chapter 1 part 1 The Three (Possible 4) Retards and the Mysterious Claudia
Scouwering through the night three friends (who were retards) went through a forest, and they found the holy rectum. It was bright ass hell and shit was coming out of it. Then one of them shouted "BUTTSEX" and started raping it, and one of them is ME yes the mighty Johan. I ran towards Imran. and gave him all my might. I was running after the sh*ts and started bangging them, and Imran being the weird one started singing the tomas the tank earape theme song. Suddenly the gates of heaven opens and god was staring right at us. He congratulated our retardedness and gave us the markings of the true RETARDS, and sent Chen Xi at us. He came at us at full blazing speed. God told us it was a test first, and the test was about math. He said it was neacesarry for us to defeat him to get our reward. First, Chen Xi dilibrately chanlenged me to solve a dounting calculas question, but being the dumb sh*t I ask our brains of the group AYLWIN. He solved it as it were to be nothing, and even braged about not needing to use the calculator. Suddenly a girl came out of nowhare and said she is our boss. We being naive as ever followd her command. She said that she had stalking us for the past of our lives. She said that god was the bad guy/girl. He has been trying to kidnap and kill us retards all along. She also said her name is Arina. "Mah god" I said. "Yay" Imran said. And "I was not alone this whole time" Aylwin said. They both looked cluless. "My god I shouldn't be saying my god anymore considering his the bad guy" I said. I swiftly tried to run past canxi and tries to sucker punce god, but being how fat he is he needed a brake every 5 steps.
So Arina jumps up in the air and screamed paxzah and god died. The three of us and canxi were tuamatzed of how shit boys were and how badass girls are.
The end..
Or is it
Fin
To be continued.
Come back to see part 2...
probally not
Maybe