Hey everyone this is my first Fanfic, I am Ashira Matsumoto (not my real name, obviously) it's also the name of one of the twins who I've based off me. Hana Matsumoto is also based off my Co-author Windblade67 who wrote most of the first few chapters. (However I've written most of them.) the other OC's in this are also based of our real friends so if you like a character let us know and we will pass it on to make them feel loved. 3

I will also add random facts through out the chapters of where I got inspiration. Feel free to skip them though.

Hope you enjoy the story!

Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach

Matsumoto Twins

Chapter 1

The Graduation Party

A pair of sisters walked into a dark room, they look hesitantly around, one calling "Rangiku? Where are you?"
"What's happening Rangiku? This isn't another reason to start drinking again is it?" the other called, grumpily.
"If it is I'm so joining in." The other girl nodded excitedly in the darkness.
"Ashira…" The other rolls her eyes.
The one called Ashira turned to her twin "What Hana?" Hana sighs, face palming.
"Surprise!" A chorus of people shout, as the lights flicked on. Looking around there was most of the Captains and Lieutenants of the Gotei Guard Squad, and a sign saying 'Congratulations on your Graduation' up on the wall. A couple of the people in the room looked slightly hostile though; probably annoyed at being dragged into another one of Rangiku's drinking parties. Including Ashira's new captain Byakuya Kuchiki, leaning casually against the doorframe and Toshiro standing ridged next to Rangiku his eyebrow twitching.
The strawberry blonde ran up to the twins "I'm so proud of my little cousins!" She hugged the two girls tightly, her assets squishing against their heads.
"You did this for us?" Ashira asked, looking around at the important people.
"Of course, but I also did it for Raiden, Neko, Yuki, Daisuke and Akira. Not to mention all the people who wanted to go drinking tonight." From behind Rangiku the previously named people ran forward to hug the twins.
The black haired boy grinned sheepishly, "I can't believe we graduated, especially with my kido skills." He scratched his head.
"Well, you would've done better if you had taken my advice." Akira crossed her arms.
"Whatever, who would be bothered to read all those books anyway." Daisuke said frustrated.
Neko shook her head, "Not everyone can read as fast as you can, Aki." Just then a black cat jumped up towards Neko, but as it jumped it changed into a dark skinned woman with long purple hair.
"I'm so proud of you, my darling daughter" She hugged Neko tightly.
"Mum, you're naked. Get some clothes on!" The daughter blushed deeply at her embarrassing mother.
Kisuke Urahara looked over, "No wait stay like that, you look nice." He slung an arm around Yoruichi's shoulders.
"DAD!" Neko screamed at the top of her voice.
As the family went to a different room, Raiden hung his head. "Argh, does she always have to be so loud? And what's with her mother!?"
"Yup, that's Neko's family for you." Hana turned to her best friend then. "Yuki, how did you go in your exams anyway? I never got to find out your results."
The blonde perked up "Oh, I aced kido, Hakuda and the history on the soul society, didn't do so well at Zanjutsu though." She announced happily. Failure didn't mean much to her, as long as it's over and done with she's happy.
The short Captain of Squad 10 then walked over towards us "Raiden, I hope you don't intend getting drunk, so that you have a hangover on your first day as my 3rd ranked officer?" His question clearly only having one acceptable answer.
"I don't drink, Captain Hitsugaya. That won't be happening to me." The blonde's face turning serious, at the higher commanding officer.
Rangiku's big breasts then landed between Toshiro and Raiden's head, "Aw, Captain you're so serious, take a chill pill. Why don't you have some Sake?" She pressed a cup in his face.
The small Captain's eyebrow twitched, pushing him away from her. "Why am I here anyway? You said this was important, sure I have a new 3rd seat but beside that this is just another one of your excuses to get Renji, Ichigo, Ikkaku and others to join you in drinking. I'm leaving." Toshiro announced as he turned and left. As he left Rangiku stuck her tongue out at him.
"Don't worry about him, we'll have fun without him," Ashira smirked grabbing a cup of Sake and taking it to her lips. "In fact more fun."
Rangiku then looked a hundred times happier "Yeah, he's a party pooper anyway, isn't he?"
"Ashira, make sure you don't get to drunk; I'm not carrying you home again like last time. Also your cleaning up you own mess this time." Hana scrutinized, glaring at her twin.
The other twin flicked her hair with a small smile on her face. "I'll get as drunk as I like."

In another part of the room, Byakuya Kuchiki, Captain of Squad 6 headed towards the door. Rukia noticed him leaving and jumped up to stop him. "Nii– sama where are you going?" She asked, though already knowing the answer.
"I am leaving." his tone being dispassionate of the gathering.
"Why?"
The head of the Noble house turned to his sister, "Rukia, this is but a gathering for drinking peasants. I have no business dealing with this, I have seen my new Lieutenant and doesn't even look as good as Abarai, still wanting to get drunk and the like."
Rukia frowned, "It's good for your reputation though, seen inviting new graduates from the Shin'O Academy. The Shihoins are here also, and the Shibas, it would be bad if the other noble house isn't here also."
"The Shihoins have left the room, remember, and the Shiba's were taken away the title of Nobles a long time ago. Anyway I'm sure you can represent us honourably by yourself. Now as I said I'm taking my departure, I'll see you at the house before 12 I hope." He turned his back and out the door. Rukia looked grumpily after him.
"What up Rukia?" A giant orange haired man crept up behind her. "Did Byakuya bail on you?"
She nodded, "Never mind. I hope you don't get too drunk tonight. You always leave too much work on Momo." She chided at the big man.
"Yes, Rukia." He pouted, hanging his head.
Rukia ruffled his hair affectionately, then pecking him lightly on the cheek. "Come on Baka, you can still have a couple of drinks." She took his hand and led him away.
Hana had watched the encounter, staring off at where Captain Kuchiki had left. She wasn't even paying attention when her new Captain came up behind her. "Lieutenant Hana Matsumoto." His cough sounded, making the girl jump.
"Captain Hisagi, I'm sorry for not noticing you." Hana bowed deeply, as a sign of respect.
His hand came down on her head, ruffling her long brown hair. "No need to be so formal, Hana. After all I'm good friends with Rangiku" He grinned.
"Hai, Captain" She nodded.
As he walked off towards the Sake bowl, Ashira raced up to her twin. "Oh my gosh. Is that your Captain? He's kinda cute." She remarked.

"Ashira!" Hana gave her sister one of her 'Really?' looks. "Besides what about you being Byakuya's Lieutenant?" Hana tried to supress a blush.
"Yeah, but he's so quiet and solid. Hisagi is so manly and friendly looking." Ashira said as she gazed as his retreating back.

Hana rolled her eyes, "Ok, whatever. Oh hi Daisuke." The younger twin waved at her friend.
The tall boy slouched on to the seat beside her. "Hi girls, I really need to get away from here."
"Why?" The twins chorused.
"You know about Isshin Kurosaki really being a Shiba, he's my cousin and all. He's quite eccentric is all, and hard to handle." He explained. The just mentioned man; snuck up behind Daisuke and tried to trip him. Daisuke caught he's foot and flipped him across the room, crashing into the wall. The twins giggled, understanding what he meant, having met the man before several times. Daisuke exclaimed at his cousin, "Why the Hell Can't You Be Normal!" The two then collapsed into a loud argument, which existed most of the evening.
Ashira sighed looking at the door where Neko had left. Just then she enters the room through that door, "Hi Kisuke, Neko and Yoruichi."
Akira heard her shout and shrunk into the shadows hoping not to be seen by her brother. It didn't work though. "My dear sister!" Urahara shouted pulling Akira into a hug. "It's nice to see you."
She pushed away from him. "Yeah, you too I guess. Could you please not hug me? I've told you over and over again, I don't like it."
"Aunty you're too uptight." Neko jumped on to Akira's back.
"How many times must I tell you not to call me aunty, it makes me feel old." She shivered slightly.
Soi Fong of the Stealth Division came up to Yoruichi to talk to her, but she turned to look at her daughter instead. "So you're my new 3rd Seat, you do look a lot like your mother. The question is whether you're faster."
"Would you like a drink, Soi Fong?" Neko asked mildly. The Captain looked hesitant, then nodded. Neko's appearance blurred and in seconds she had a cup of sake in her hand. She handed it to her new Captain.
The woman eyes widened in surprised. "Wow!"
Captain Mayuri Kurotsuchi of Squad 12 snuck behind them, took one of Neko's ears and examined it. "Is this one of your creations, Urahara." He let go of the now complaining girl's ear. "It's so life like to what I created." Gesturing to Nemu behind him.
Urahara coughed uncomfortably, holding Neko out of the way. "Um… remember Mayuri, I'm married now."
"What's that got do to with it!?"
"She's not a creation; She's a proper daughter you know. Where the wife and the husband get together, and err…" He stopped, hoping he would catch on.
Mayuri looked disappointed, "Pity, I thought for a second you might have bested me in skills. It's nice meeting two of your species though." Akira and Neko pushed forward and cried in outraged. "SPECIES!?"
"Yes indeed, the sister of Kisuke Urahara, must be just as smart, I'm sure." He examined.
"Thank you…" Aki bit her lip, uncertain whether that was a compliment or not.
Yuki had gotten her way to the CD player by now, inserting her iPod with music on to the loud speaker. As soon as it was plugged in, a huge chorus of 'Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing on Rainbows,' erupted loudly across the room. Yuki sat on a chair below one of the speakers, bobbing her head to the music as she sang along.
In another part of the room, Captain Komamura whispered to his lieutenant, Tetsuzaemon Iba "She's my new 11th seat?"
Kurotsuchi disappeared in a flash and reappeared beside Yuki, who wasn't fazed at all. With magnify glass in hand, he studied her carefully. "Now what's in your mind to make it so strange?"
Ashira and Hana rushed in front of the blonde and shouted "NONE OF OUR FRIENDS ARE FOR EXPERIMENTING ON!"
"Fine, but I'll experiment on one of you someday." He turned away coldly from the crowd, also heading to the door, his loyal, robotic Lieutenant following closely behind him.
"That man is crazy," Hana shook her head hopeless. "To think Urahara got him in charge of Squad 12."
"I don't know why he has to ask what she is thinking, we all know what she's thinking 'Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing on Rainbows.'" Ashira sung her twin giggled behind her.
Ichigo came up behind the brunettes then, "Zaraki is just as crazy as Mayuri." He sighed.
"So true on that account." Hana agreed. An explosion of air sounded behind, making the room go quiet. Hana laughed openly "Good try, Zaraki. But the wind protects me." Smirking she turned around. Kenpachi Zaraki's wide grin shined behind his ragged edged sword.
Ashira ran up to Hana a little annoyed, "Zaraki we're at a party! Leave fighting for later." She shouted.
"Ah disappointing," The big man sighed, "maybe you Ichigo?"
Yachiru, the pink haired lieutenant of Squad 11 perked up on Zaraki's shoulder "Come on, Ichi! Kenny had so much fun last time." Ichigo looked worried backing away.
Shunsui Kyoraku came up behind the tall spiky haired captain, slinging an arm about he's shoulders "Zaraki, we're at a party. This is a time to drink!" He raised his own cup into the air, Ukitake and a couple others that saw the gesture copied.
The busty strawberry blonde, included raised some bottles of Sake in the air "Indeed, Now who wants Shots!"
There was a loud roar of agreement, as drinks were passed across the room. Hana walked across the room to where Rukia was shaking her head, "We're in for a long night, aren't we?" Rukia nodded soberly in reply.

By 10 o'clock nearly everyone was drunk, except for Yachiru, Akira, Hana, Raiden and Rukia. By now only Ashira, Daisuke, Renji, Ichigo, Ukitake were awake still but drunk. Renji and Ashira were having a heated conversation in one part of the room. "I'm going to be a better Lieutenant than you!" Ashira yells at the Captain of the 3rd Squad.
"No you're not! You're going to arrive hung-over on your first day at work. Talk about a bad starting." He scoffed, sticking his tongue out at the older twin.
Ashira looked grumpy, "Well you're going to be hung over and you're a Captain. Also Izuru Kira is going to be hung-over, makes me wonder who is going to do all the reports tomorrow."
"My third seat will do it, I'm sure. What about you?" Renji mumbled.
Ashira flick her hair about, "At least I'll have a… a sober Captain." She hiccupped.
"You're going to have a bad first impression though." Renji retorted.

"Well… well you're just a mean, drunk Captain… with a red pineapple for a head." Ashira mimicked.
"Why you?" He pulled out his sword and began fencing with the Matsumoto twin. Hana, Akira and Rukia watched passively, seeing the two drunks fencing terribly because of the state they were in.
Akira looked uncertainly around at the room, and then at the unconscious bodies everywhere, collapsed from too much drink "What happened here?" The ash blonde had been sitting in the corner reading for the past 3 hours, not noticing at all the mess around her.
Hana face palmed "Everyone got drunk, that about sums it up." She sighed.
Just then an arm came about her shoulders, "Hey your pretty, Hana." Daisuke rested his chin on her shoulder. That comment made a hand come to his face, slapping him hard. The dark haired boy stumbled a bit and fell to the floor. "Stupid drunk men." Hana huffed.
Yachiru just then slipped away, picked up Kenpachi, and then flash stepping away. Rukia glanced over at Ichigo, who was just staring off into the distance. "I think we should get some of these people home, you get your sister and I'll get Ichigo. Leave the rest, it's their own fault for getting drunk." Rukia flashed off over to the orange haired giant, picking him up and taking him away.
Hana turned to Raiden then, "Raiden get Daisuke home will ya?" The blonde boy nodded in response, picking up the man with a red face from being smacked. Flashing stepping away after lugging her sister on her shoulder she heard her sister mumble incoherently, her breath thick with the smell of Sake. "Quiet Ashira." Hana's whispers, silencing the drunk woman.

"But I want to keep fighting," mumbled the lazy eyed Ashira. "That baka called me a bad first impression; I don't think I deserve that sort of language."

"No you don't." Said Hana patronisingly and patting Ashira on the head. "But if you don't, go now you will have a bad first impression, and we wouldn't want that, would we?" Hana grabbed Ashira's cheek and moved it slightly, like she was talking to a child.

"No we wouldn't." Ashira mumbled as she began to pass out.