AN: Hello :D Beware not a complete hentai/Yuri/yaoi world… but if not a yuri lover than leave… now. Umm.. is Renga's tattoo real(on her stomach)? TT-TT I failed horribly on this fic…
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Let's get these teen hearts beating. Faster, faster
So testosterone boys and harlequin girls,
Will you dance to this beat, and hold a lover close?
So testosterone boys and harlequin girls,
Will you dance to this beat, and hold a lover close—Lying is the most fun a girl
.can have without taking her clothes off
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Chapter 01: Lying is so much fun…so what is it in a game?
In the Third room music room, which was known to be own by the son of the president of the Private High school Ouran, which was known to be where all the girls had fun with boys whom host to them just as they called themselves the "Host Club". Each host of men were all know to be a bishouen type… one in particular of them all was "The Natural" Bishouen whom didn't tend to do anything special in regards of the others.
The Natural was the brown hair and eye boy; Haruhi Fujioka, whom unlike any of host, didn't even seem to try but be himself. As he sat in his uniform of the Ouran school a certain golden hair girl in her yellow dress uniform with a pink bow on her hair watched the Natural in his game. Her name was none other than Renga Houshakuji, the manger of the Host Club.
She stood beside the door as she watched her Haruhi in action… he was amazing, he was slim but not too much, his eyes were kind and gentle but held a deep determination like a frozen fire in them, the way he moved his hands were amazing, just like Shino and Sasuke in one in Naruto. Right now all Haruhi seemed to be talking about was how to cook a good sea food dish with a mix of western style, which in truth Haruhi said himself, he didn't make them often.
His fangirls squealed at him while he only smiled at them but at times looked a little confused… yep that was him the pure natural-dense-hearted etc etc. host club member she knew so well. She didn't understand why she had these feelings, she was never affect by any other host (minus off Kyoya, which was… a complete accident). Renga didn't blush at the sight of him, no she was too good for that but she didn't deny the feeling that swelled up in her heart.
Finally walking up inside the door, the son of the president Tamaki Suou, looked at her with a few others but he ended up ignoring her like the egoistic, over-dramatic, girl-lover he was… There was a rumor to said that Tamaki was bisexual as he at times acted queer around the "Natural" host whom seemed to have an effect of the president of club himself. But strangely enough the Natural didn't simple get it, did he?
Renga began to sit beside Haruhi with a smiled on her lips as she watched her host play the role they all love seeing him doing. Renga notice one thing about the host club with the many events that had past… No-one gets off easy if that one they're searching is Haruhi Fujioka, it was mostly the boys who they watched over but at times they had strange suspicions of anyone who MIGHT hurt their dear Haruhi…
They treated him like a flower when he was a rose, they held him like glass when he was a diamond and the list could go on… Haruhi was a poor commoner whom knew nothing, she was a Oteku who knew many comer things, two different world where the line between rich and poor are very visible but all the same Renga was sure she could victorious Haruhi's heart. But of over one major flaw…. Haruhi didn't simple get it… that why many loved him.
"Ah… Renga, it's been too long. How are you?" Asked Haruhi kindly and gentlemanly as Renga walked over to sit by and said "I'm fine and you, Haruhi?" Haruhi nodded and said "I'm fine… so how come you're here?" Looking surprised and slightly offended as Renga put the tip of her hand on her chest saying "I can't come without any reason, Haruhi? I'm hurt…" None of it was emotional if not playful. Haruhi smiled as he continued to say "Well… a lot of the boys and girls come here for a reason, don't they now?" Renga couldn't help but giggled at Haruhi strange comment, it was true… but still very funny way to describe the Host Club.
Haruhi turned to her other customers and they continued to chatter. Renga could only think of how he was like Ryuka in the Ultimate Fight: The Final Destine, where he could sweep off the feet of even the most stubborn of women, minus the arrogant part of Ryuki's character. But then again Haruhi did seem like the Zelda kind a person who would defend you, no matter what kind of person you were. Renga only smiled as she watched her love talked. Haruhi finally turned his eyes towards her and only her heart melted as those chocolate like eyes watched her own light brown eyes.
Minutes past like hours but the feeling never left her, as her heart pumped even harder and before she knew it hours felt like minutes as the club was closing. She finally got up and started to walk away. As she walked pasted Kyoya whom was beside the door and an idea crossed her mind… she would only have to wait!
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Haruhi sighed as she just finished with her Host work… she had to finish an assignment for tomorrow and today her father was bringing other people to his house and when that happen; there was never enough silence for her to focus. She look at the Third Music Room and wonder if she should stay here to do her work…. But cringered at the thought of what Kyoya would say if ANYTHING went wrong, so she just started to walk off.
But she didn't get off easy (as she learned along time ago) "Haruhi! Where you going?" Called the Hitachiin twins as they started to sandwich the cross dressed girl. She narrowed her eyes at them as she said "To study…" The both did "Aww, that's boring. Let's go out, together…." They ended sedately at her as the 'King'/'Father' started to charge at the Devil's twins who snickered as Tamaki did his father rant and no touching his 'daughter' wrongly.
Finally able to get off their grip, Haruhi left walking to the first floor and went inside the only Library that was seemingly completely empty, 'Thank god' thought Haruhi as she open the door to see a few students walking out and in and reading too surprising, which she hadn't seen nearly almost the half year in this school. Sighing Haruhi kept walking in till she arrived to a table beside the window and sat down. She started to open her first project of history… then once she stopped working for… she moved her head up to see she had already been here till 5:49pm… she continued as she picked up her math work.
After math she started to do her Economy and then moving her head up she saw… shocked as she froze in place… it was 10:25pm… Haruhi turned her head and look to see the Library was open but how was that possible?! The library closed at 8:00pm or at lest this one.. blinking in blank confusion, Haruhi sighed thinking 'Great… How am I suppose to get home now? Hopefully the school isn't closed… if the library is open, it's not possible the school closed me and some others…' Haruhi stopped thinking as a thought cut her off 'What rich bastard would stay at school studying?!'
She started to get up and pack her things in till she heard footsteps… She turned her head up to see a girl none other than Renga as she smiled at her as she said "Haruhi!" as she suddenly pounce on her happily and kissed her on the lips, caught off by surprised by this Haruhi pushed Renga off and asked "What are you doing?!" A Renga who looked teary eye and said "I love you!" Only silence… Haruhi tried to put this to thought 'She loves me?... Like in those cheesy romances? She really meant love?'
Renga raised an eyebrow as Haruhi's expressions changed to pondering to thinking to an idea(he just got) as she clapped her hands together and said happily "OK…" Haruhi thought inside 'Anyway I am a boy… in disguised…' Renga looked at Haruhi blankly as she said ok as-if her love wasn't such an important thing but a request. Renga felt embarrassed but she was able to smile and said "Thank you! I'll be the best Girlfriend you've ever had!"
Haruhi only sighed as she started to get her things with Renga beside her walking happily as she'd hummed. The walked to the front door to see it unlock (as Haruhi thank god in her mind). Renga suddenly stopped and noticing this Haruhi stopped as well and turned to her and asked "What's wrong?" Renga looked a bit frighten and said "They… They forgot me! OH MY GOD! How-am-I-going-to-get-home-now?!Ican't-Ican't-Ican't OH my god!!" AS she continued to ramble and Haruhi thought 'Well… if her house/mansion isn't far away I could walk her there…. Maybe I could ask' Haruhi turned to the continuing rambling Renga and said "Is your house far away?"
Renga suddenly stopped and her hands together with a teary eye expression and stated "It's in Warnena, 123 avenue street in far west…. Only 30 minutes in car…" Silence only held them… as Haruhi suddenly said later "Well… the trains aren't going to work so I guess you can come home to my place." Inside of Haruhi was her sighing in distress…. It never bothered her before but… what would happen to her if one of the girls found out he was a she?
Hopefully Renga was like Kasanoda and kind enough to keep her secret so she can pay her debt off…. Not noticing the silence Haruhi continued to walk and slowly was followed with a silent but flushed Renga who followed her like a puppy. Haruhi didn't mind the silence as they walked the dark corners of her friendly streets… Beside her was Renga who was stand right beside Haruhi as they walked and then she asked in a quiet voice "Umm… Haruhi… How can you walk these streets when they're so dirty and cold?!"
Haruhi blinked as she turned her head towards the golden hair girl and said "I don't mind… I've done this many times but I'll be honest I don't walk out in this time too often… father gets worried." Renga didn't seem to secure then Haruhi said as she turned her head ahead "If anything happens… I'll protect you, don't worry." Renga smiled happily as she began to pump her fist and arm down. Haruhi pretended to ignore what she saw as they continued to walk to her apartment.
Renga looked surprised but not by much "So this is a normal Commoner's house…"She said as she followed Haruhi upstairs to see her father already sleeping… Renga squealed as she finally realize she was at her lover's house and only on there first day of dating! Haruhi began to set down her stuff and take off her shoes as she walk on the floor. Renga followed suit as she looked at the small apartment.
Haruhi started to take off her clothes before stopping and thought 'If I do that now… Renga will find out, just great, how am I going to get out of this one?' as she narrowed her eyes to a confused Renga, who asked "Where do I sleep?" Haruhi blink and said "On the floor I'll get you a sleeping bag…" Looking dishearten at Haruhi, Renga kept her mouth shut and wondered other than the bathroom and kitchen… where were the rooms? Becoming curiosa Renga walked up to a closet beside the table and saw… a red hair man and shut the door shut.
Commoners were very strange! Stated Renga in her mind as she held her yell in her mouth. Haruhi came back with a sleeping bag and started to put it back down beside the table. "Umm… Haruhi, who was that man in your closet? Haruhi blinked and said "My father… The house is small so I have a room where a lot stuff is put in and father sleeps in the closet…" Renga looked at Haruhi blankly as she nodded slowly try to comprehend and said "It must be hard to sleep in a closet…" Haruhi blinked and said "It's not horribly bad…"
Renga nodded slowly and kissed Haruhi on the cheek and with that Haruhi's eyes turned to her before she knew it… she'd enjoyed the kiss and grabbed Renga by the chin and pulled her up and kissed her and said "Maybe this won't be too bad…" Rengta blushed as Haruhi's natural eyes became much more deeper as they looked in her soul before abruptly Haruhi let go and said "Sleep well… miss Renga." Still blushing Renga went back to bed.
Once inside her room… Haruhi got changed into her pajamas(which were tenihcally old worn out clothes) and went on her bed and a thought suddenly popped in her mind 'What would the others think? I guess it doesn't break any rules since I'm playing the part as a boy… so they can't do anything to me' and went to bed.
AN: I wanted there to be smut… like what I saw on another fanfic but TT.TT this is what you got. D; It's horrible and tacty even…
IF this fic isn't good enough please review saying it. Two reviews to continue… There no reason for me to update it if no-one is interested D; I don't blame them… this chapter was horrible TT0TT