Monday
Remus: -smiles- Severus.
Snape: -sneers back- Lupin.
Tuesday
Remus: Good morning professor!
Snape: What's so good about it.
Wednesday
Remus: Want to join me in my quarters?
Snape: Why the hell would I want to do that?
Remus: A game of chess, perhaps?
Snape: I don't think so.
Thursday
Remus: Tea?
Snape: No.
Remus: Busy?
Snape: No.
Remus: Then why not?
Snape: I'm an anti-social git.
Friday
Remus: Who is it?
Snape: The grim reaper.
Remus: Gimmie a sec Severus… Hello!
Snape: Here. Drink it at least-
Remus: -an hour before the transformation- yes, yes, thanks mother.
Snape: Don't. Make. Me. Hurt. You.
Saturday
Remus: You look livid
Snape: You look like shit
Remus: 'Time of the month'
Snape: …'Longbottom'
Sunday
Remus: Are you gonna eat that?
Snape: Yes.
Remus:…
Snape:…
Remus: Seriously, if you're not gonna eat that-
Snape: Here! Have the fucking potato.
Monday
Remus: Afternoon, Severus.
Snape: So it is.
Remus: a good one at that.
Snape: if you say so.
Thursday
Remus: What?!
Snape: C.h.e.c.k.m.a.t.e… Again.
Remus: But-but-
Snape: Face it. You suck.
Friday
Remus: Rematch! Rematch!
Snape: I'm going to bed.
Remus: No you don't!
Snape: It's 3 bloody AM!
Saturday
Remus: Who is it?
Snape: Trelwaney's lover.
Remus: … Oh its you… Don't joke like that.
Snape: Why not?
Remus: That's just freaky... Trelwaney's lover.
Snape: Jealous?
Remus: Hardly.
Sunday
Remus: -yawns- morning!
Snape: -yawns- morning.
Remus: You look pale.
Snape: You look like shit.
Remus: So do you.
Snape: Kiss my ass.
Remus: If you say so.
Monday
Remus: You never let me win!
Snape: Why the hell would I want to do that?
Remus: Because… you love me, perhaps?
Snape: … don't joke like that.
Remus: Why not?
Snape: Because.
Remus: Because… you do?
Snape: … hardly.