Hey it's me again and this is another one of my fanfics. Okay, it's my
second but it's a good one. It's a dumb contest based on how dumb a
character is. Who's in it? Read and find out.
Disclaimer: I don't own any cartoons but I do own THP and my friend owns Ion Deity.
THP: (Walks in waving to audience then signals to stop applauding.) Hi there I'm your host THP.
Ion Deity: And so am I.
THP: We're here to host a dumb contest between 3 cartoon characters.
Ion Deity: Who are they you ask? Well you'll find out soon enough.
THP: So while we are waiting, who wants to see me shoot stuff?
Audience: YEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Ion Deity: (Takes out some targets.)
THP: (Shoots every target blindfolded.)
Audience: Yayyyyyyy!!
THP: Can I have a volunteer?
Audience member known as Jimmy Conconjoebob: Pick me! Pick me!
THP: Come on up Jimmy. Now I'm going to be blindfolded and I need to shoot a chicken off your head.
Jimmy Conconjoebob: Uh, on second thought I'll pass. (Starts backing off)
THP: Too late.
THP: (fires multiple shots and hits the chicken off his head. Unfortunately Jimmy's head flew off.)
Patrick: We're here!
Ed: Take me to your donut.
G.I.R.: Can I have ice cream?
Ion Deity: Well, the contestants are here. Lets get started.
THP: Okay, here are the rules.
G.I.R.: Ice cream!
Everyone except G.I.R.: Oo
THP: Like I said, here are the rules. We will ask each cartoon either the same question for all of them or different questions. To answer a question you will have to use our buzzer. Points will be awarded randomly for dumbness, stupidness, and downright pointless stuff. Points will be taken away for acts of kindness, intelligence, or saying you're smart. Any questions?
Patrick: Do you have any relish?
THP: No, now question #1. What's 0+0?
Patrick: Coconuts!
G.I.R.: Scary monkey!
Ed: Peanuts!
Ion Deity: 5 points to each.
Ed: Does Jimmy like to crack corn even though I don't care?
THP: Oo Uh 2 points to Ed.
G.I.R.: Aw man. I wanted a slice of toe juice.
THP: 2 points to G.I.R.
Patrick: You hate me! Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Ion Deity: 2 points for sympathy.
Patrick: All right.
Audience member known as Bob: Give me a dollar!
THP: Sick'em boys.
Patrick, Ed, and G.I.R.: (Attack Bob)
An ambulance comes in and takes away the unconscious Bob.
Audience: Oo
Patrick, Ed, and G.I.R.: ^__^
THP: Well, looks like we're out of time. Here are the scores.
G.I.R.=7
Patrick=7
Ed=7
Ion Deity: Join us next episode on Cartoon Dumb Contest.
THP: Well, what did you think of the first chapter?
Ion Deity: If you have questions send them through reviews.
THP: So R&R or I'll sick the contestants on you.
Disclaimer: I don't own any cartoons but I do own THP and my friend owns Ion Deity.
THP: (Walks in waving to audience then signals to stop applauding.) Hi there I'm your host THP.
Ion Deity: And so am I.
THP: We're here to host a dumb contest between 3 cartoon characters.
Ion Deity: Who are they you ask? Well you'll find out soon enough.
THP: So while we are waiting, who wants to see me shoot stuff?
Audience: YEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Ion Deity: (Takes out some targets.)
THP: (Shoots every target blindfolded.)
Audience: Yayyyyyyy!!
THP: Can I have a volunteer?
Audience member known as Jimmy Conconjoebob: Pick me! Pick me!
THP: Come on up Jimmy. Now I'm going to be blindfolded and I need to shoot a chicken off your head.
Jimmy Conconjoebob: Uh, on second thought I'll pass. (Starts backing off)
THP: Too late.
THP: (fires multiple shots and hits the chicken off his head. Unfortunately Jimmy's head flew off.)
Patrick: We're here!
Ed: Take me to your donut.
G.I.R.: Can I have ice cream?
Ion Deity: Well, the contestants are here. Lets get started.
THP: Okay, here are the rules.
G.I.R.: Ice cream!
Everyone except G.I.R.: Oo
THP: Like I said, here are the rules. We will ask each cartoon either the same question for all of them or different questions. To answer a question you will have to use our buzzer. Points will be awarded randomly for dumbness, stupidness, and downright pointless stuff. Points will be taken away for acts of kindness, intelligence, or saying you're smart. Any questions?
Patrick: Do you have any relish?
THP: No, now question #1. What's 0+0?
Patrick: Coconuts!
G.I.R.: Scary monkey!
Ed: Peanuts!
Ion Deity: 5 points to each.
Ed: Does Jimmy like to crack corn even though I don't care?
THP: Oo Uh 2 points to Ed.
G.I.R.: Aw man. I wanted a slice of toe juice.
THP: 2 points to G.I.R.
Patrick: You hate me! Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Ion Deity: 2 points for sympathy.
Patrick: All right.
Audience member known as Bob: Give me a dollar!
THP: Sick'em boys.
Patrick, Ed, and G.I.R.: (Attack Bob)
An ambulance comes in and takes away the unconscious Bob.
Audience: Oo
Patrick, Ed, and G.I.R.: ^__^
THP: Well, looks like we're out of time. Here are the scores.
G.I.R.=7
Patrick=7
Ed=7
Ion Deity: Join us next episode on Cartoon Dumb Contest.
THP: Well, what did you think of the first chapter?
Ion Deity: If you have questions send them through reviews.
THP: So R&R or I'll sick the contestants on you.