Prank wars Winchesters style
"Hey Sammy I got the perfect prank to play on Cas you in?" Dean asked mischievously. "Yeah whatcha got?" Sam asked with a devilish smile on his face. "I got some ex lax and some brownies we- "we can feed it to him. Dean you're a genius." "well I can't take all the credit Sammy". Dean said smugly.
"what are you two idjits doing in my kitchen? and where's that other idjit". Bobby said rolling in the kitchen. "we are baking brownies for a desert duh". Dean said mixing the brownie mix. "oh and Cas at the store buying dinner". Sam said buttering the brownie pan. "yall up to something what you think I was born yesterday, don't burn up my kitchen". And with that Bobby wheeled out the kitchen.
"this was a great dinner Bobby thanks". Cas said with a smile. "uh you're welcome at least someone thanked me". Bobby said glaring at the two boys. Cas gave them a devilish grin and they gave him a glare back. "hey Cas you want a brownie we made them ourselves." Dean said handing Cas one of the brownies and smiling evilly. Cas took the brownie and bit into it. "so how is it?" Sam asked. "it delicious do we have more?" Cas asked with a big smile on his face. Sam and Dean began to snicker.
20 minutes later
"Cas can you help get them get this damn table in the other room?" Bobby asked. "and make sure you idjits don't drop it!" Cas ran into the room to help Sam and Dean lift an old round heavy wood table. "ok on three, one, two, three lift". Dean instructed. They lift the table Sam and Dean on the one end and Cas on the other end. "ok I want it over there by that window". The three hunters started towards the window on the west side of the room. Suddenly Cas stopped moving and his stomach made a loud growl Sam and Dean exchanged evil smirks.
"what are you doing move it over there!" Bobby snapped. Cas stomach made one more loud growl eyes wide he dropped the table and headed to the bathroom as fast as he can. When the table hit the ground on of its legs came off Sam and Dean started laughing and Bobby was angry. "did you two idjits put ex lax in his brownies. what are you like kids? And you broke my damn table!" Bobby shouted. They two suddenly stop laughing hung their heads.
"Bobby look. it was Dean's idea". Sam said quickly. "what! Traitor!" Dean huffed. Cas walked into the room holding his stomach. "SAM DEAN I'M GONNA- he was interrupted by his stomach, he groaned and ran to the bathroom. Sam and Dean blurted out laughing but stopped when Bobby gave them "the look". "starting tomorrow you two are going to rearrange the tools". Bobby said angrily. "ha that's easy". Dean scuffed. "there are about 3 thousand tools in the shed and they all need cleaning too. I advise you go to bed early because your getting up at the crack of dawn.
"but Bobby it wasn't my- "your helping for being a snitch now get!" Bobby scold. The two hunters hung their heads and headed to their rooms. "Jerk" "Bitch" Dean retorted.
Later on the next day
Cas came by to check on the two hunter's progress like Bobby asked him. "hello Sam and Dean Bobby wanted to know how you two idjits doing out here". Cas said with a smug smile on his face. "keep laughing pretty boy when I'm done I'm gonna- is that my pie!" Dean snapped. "yep Bobby said I could have it he said you don't deserve pie. And these are the last two pieces". "hey one is my piece why don't you just eat Dean's he did it". "Bitch" "jerk" Sam retorted. "ass-butts" "shut up Cas" they both yelled to Cas.
"fine I Bobby said you didn't deserve it but I kinda felt bad and forgave you guys. An angel habit I still got. So I snuck out here to give you some pie, but it seem- "give me that". Dean snapped. "ah magic words". "Please". Cas gave them the pies. "thanks Cas uh were sorry". They said in unison. "yeah no problem". And with that Cas left them and they ate the pies. "we should be lucky to have an angel who can forgive us huh?" Sam asked. "yeah sucker". They both laughed.
20 minutes later
Sam and Dean came running into the house shoving each other. "move I'm taller I'm going in first!" Sam shouted to Dean. "age beats height". Dean retorted. "wait there's two bathrooms" they both turn around when they heard laughing. "you. But you said- "lied. your right lying can accomplish something". Cas said smiling. Oh there only one bathroom right now the other got stopped up. Oh and Sammy Dean is heading to the bathroom". "what! DEAN!" Sam ran after his brother, Cas laughed and put his legs on the table one leg on top of the other and lay back in his chair.
"ass-butts 1 Cas 2" Cas chuckled to him self "CASTIEL!" Bobby shouted from upstairs. "uh oh"
The next morning
"put yall backs into it I want this house spotless". Bobby smirked. "why are you treating us like kids?" Cas whined scrubbing the floor. "well until you act like adults I'ma keep treating you like kids." Bobby replied. Sam and Dean splashed water at Cas. "hey you started it" Cas retorted. They started auguring. "shut up and clean up!" Bobby shouted he wheeled him self into the living room. "idjit 0 Bobby undefeated".
A/N: tell me if I should make more like this it's my first time writing SPN fics tell me please be nice