The Aces' Night Out

Fate sighed as she closed the translucent screen that hovered in front of her. Nanoha would be coming back soon. It looked like it would be a nice relaxing night; of course things don't go as you think they will.

Suddenly the door opened and a short brown haired woman entered smiling deviously. "Fate-chan get ready, we're going out!" Hayate said cheerfully.

"Where are we going?" Fate asked curiously as she looked up at Hayate.

"I'll tell you after you get changed and Nanoha-chan gets here. Where is she anyway?"

"She went out for a walk; can you at least give me a hint before I get changed?"

"Nope, get going Enforcer Harlaown, that's an order!" With a sigh Fate did as she was commanded.

By the time Fate finished changing, Nanoha entered the room. "Hayate-chan? What are you doing here? And where are you going Fate-chan?" she asked as she examined them.

"Perfect timing, Nanoha-chan. We all are going out!" Hayate answered.

"Out where?"

"To a bar!" Hayate declared happily.

"Huh? You know we're banned from drinking after the last time! No bar or store will sell us any alcohol on all administered planets" Fate said. "The last time we drank was a complete disaster…"

"I found this place where we can go to, besides it wasn't that bad the last time we had a drink. We didn't completely destroy that many buildings. Yuuno and Chrono got better, Vita didn't even need to go the hospital, and Signum was barely hurt!" Hayate argued.

"It took a year for Yuuno to completely recover from that, and that ship was dismantled."

Before Hayate could reply Nanoha grabbed both their arms and dragged them outside room and towards an unknown location. "Nanoha?"

"Come on Fate-chan! It'll be fun; we were younger back then and had a little too much. Now that we're older, everything will be fine" Nanoha replied smiling as she continued to pull the both of them. Hayate cheered as Fate groaned.

"This is going to suck" Fate grumbled.

After a quick car ride and a few drinks. "This is great! We should, like, do this every day!" Fate exclaimed then finished her glass.

"I told you it would be fun. Nothing bad is going to happen anyway! We drank three…"

"Six" Hayate corrected.

"Six bottles and we're fine!" Nanoha finished and suddenly hiccupped.

Hayate looked around before taking another drink. "Uh oh…"

"Hmm?"

"We gotta get outta here, I see some…soldiery..mage guys if they see us we'll be in big, big trouble" Hayate said.

Fate giggled. "Soldiery mage guys…hehehe."

"Alrea –hic- dy? Let's have one more round" Nanoha suggested as she chugged down the rest of her bottle and reached for another. The others did the same. "Cheers to drinking" They clanged their bottles together and drank.

"Hey, aren't you three those three Aces I heard about on the news? Boy, I never thought I'd meet famous people, what are you doing in a place like this?" asked one of the 'soldiery mage guys'.

Hayate nearly choked, while Fate just kept drinking. Neither of them knew what to do with the man beside the table. Nanoha, on the other hand, decided to handle this situation in a way that was expected of the White Devil.

She shot him with a pink orb.

The mage flew back hitting a few people before slamming into the wall. "Nanoha!" Hayate shouted. Nanoha lowered her arm.

"This place is boring now, let's leave. I'll race ya!" Fate said as she got out of the booth.

"You're on, blondie, don't come cryin to me when you lose" Nanoha replied as she exited the booth.

"Ready…set..GO!" Fate yelled as she ran towards the door.

Wordlessly Nanoha changed Raising Heart from its jewel form to its staff mode. She fired several orbs at Fate.

Through luck, and Nanoha's impaired aiming, Fate managed to dodge them. "That's cheating!"

"It's not cheating if it's not against the rules, and since you didn't say any, we're playing by Takamachi rules! You win, no matter what!"

Fat e smiled slyly. "Sonic Move!" And with that she was gone, replaced by a beam of yellow energy that flew out the door at an incredibly fast speed.

"Now you've done it!" Nanoha yelled as her white barrier jacket formed.

Hayate watched as Nanoha flew out after Fate. "Where's the finish line anyway?" she asked herself. With a shrug she grabbed a few bottles before she rushed out the door after them. Leaving the entire bar stunned.

Now in her barrier jacket, Hayate looked around for her two best friends. It wouldn't be hard to find them; she just had to go wherever the huge pink and yellow explosions were.

"That's it! Divine Buster!" A large pink beam came flying towards Fate, skillfully she dodged it.

"Missed me, now you gotta…..what rhythms with missed?" Fate asked. Nanoha flew beside Fate.

"Kissed, dummy" Nanoha answered as she leaned in to do just that. She stopped abruptly when a familiar voice shouted something at her.

"Trying to ditch your commander? The punishment for that is pain, horrible pain, bitches!"

Nanoha looked up to find a huge sphere of destruction, otherwise known as Diabolic Emission. "Oh cr-"

With a smirk Hayate brought it down on Nanoha and Fate. Acting quickly, Fate grabbed Nanoha and did a Sonic Move.

When the smoke cleared two of the three Aces were on the out rim of the huge crater created by attack. Both on the ground, their barrier jackets torn up a bit.

"Hahaha! Do you see this?" Hayate asked as she pointed to the sky above her. "It's the night sky, and do you know who I am? The Mistress of the Night Sky, you never had a chance!"

"Mistress of the Night Sky, huh? I couldn't give a damn! Titles and nicknames are meaningless, but if you want to talk about that stuff, maybe you've heard of mine? I'm the Aces of Aces, the fricken White Devil!" Nanoha declared as she brandished Raising Heart. Grinning Hayate pointed her staff at her target.

"Bring it, bitch." With that the two began preparing another attack, just as they were about done; a beeping sound distracted the two. They turned to where that beeping was coming from, Fate.

Fate who had been sitting on the edge of the crater watching the two, pressed a button the translucent screen that appeared in front of her.

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THREE DOING? "

"Nothing big, nii-chan."

"No-NOTHING BIG? I'M WATCHING A VIDEO OF NANOHA BLOWING UP THREE BUILDINGS WITH A DIVINE BUSTER AND HAYATE MAKING CRATER THE SIZE YOUR BASE! I'LL BE T-"

Fate closed the window. "Nii-chan's soo boring."

Chrono sighed; this was bad, very bad. After the last time, Chrono didn't want to go out there, he had to spend a week in intensive care and that was when he had backup and they weren't even as powerful as they were now. He would have to call out the Wolkenritter, the forwards, and even drag Yuuno out from the library. This would be ten times worst then the JS incident. "God help us all…."

~…~

Hayate opened her eyes, the bright light made her head hurt. "What happened.." she grumbled as she looked around. She was lying in a crater on top of a building, several bottles surrounded her. Slowly, she stood up and looked at the area around the building. It was covered in rubble, there were people down there, digging into the piles of rubble. There were a few ambulances too.

"Oh, that must have been some night we had..ow!" Hayate said as she talked just a little too loudly.

A/N:

Some crazy drunken fun, stay tuned because I'm thinking of doing another chapter of this, which deals with the aftermath and shows the other things the Aces did before the little skip.

And for those who have read This is the story of, I'll update that eventually. There's no real reason why I haven't, but trust me I'll update it eventually. Hopefully soon.

Oh and for those interested, this fic takes place after the JS incident but before RF6 disbands.

Until next time, GK is out.