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"What are you reading?"

John looked up above the brim of the Men's Fitness magazine he was reading as he watched Joss walk into the kitchen.

"Just an interesting article."

"Oh,what's it called?" Joss asked as she pulled an apple from the fridge.

"12 Crazy Off the Wall Places to Have Sex" John read out loud as he watched her narrow her eyes at him.

"No."

"But I didn't ask anything." John grinned setting the magazine down.

"I know what you're thinking and the answer is no." Joss replied as she headed back upstairs

"You don't know what you're missing Joss…" John called after "….it could be really fun."

He chuckled when he heard her muffled 'No' from upstairs

He grinned looking back down at the article "We'll just have to see about that."

I. In a Storage Closet

'Spontaneous, reckless, irresponsible, down right foolish, but among all things, exhilarating', Joss thought as her back slammed against the white glazed cinder block wall causing the storage shelf to her right, to shake as her hand flailed into it.

She wrapped her hands around his shoulders as he bombarded her face neck and lips with kisses.

"John…" Kiss "John…." Kiss "…we shouldn't" Kiss "….be doing this"

"Then walk away if you don't want this. Right here, right now," John laughed in between their kisses as he tugged her shirt from her pants, caressing her stomach before pulling her closer, pressing the painful erection that was staining against his pants.

Joss moaned softly as he roughly kissed her face and neck before tugging her shirt up over his head and dropping it somewhere in the cramped supply closet.

John quickly yanked her bra down and attacked her sweet dark nipples. Sucking, biting and tugging on them until he heard her panting.

Joss's hands spread over John's dress shirt her hands trying to carefully unbutton the buttons without popping any off. Once she reached the last button she tugged the material free from his pants and ran her hands down his chest. Her eyes snapping open in anger and frustration when she didn't feel skin.

"Damn it John why the fuck are you wearing an undershirt?" She angrily cursed kissing him hard, their tongues fighting for dominance as she pushed him back into the storage shelf. Knocking over a Windex bottle and a roll of paper towels. Her hands grabbed the hem of his shirt and yanked it up and letting him pull it over his head as her hands and lips attacked the hair on his chest. Nipping and biting at his nipples and pecks before attacking the sweet spot by his collar bone.

As soon as her tongue brushed against it she was back up against the wall as he pulled her head into another kiss. She felt his hands frantically tug on her belt knocking her badge off as he tugged her pants and panties down slightly and thrust his large hand between the legs.

"You're so wet Joss." John groaned as he slid his fingers over her entrance before slipping two fingers in his thumb roughly assaulted her clit.

"Fuck!" Joss whispered out closing her eyes as he worked her with his fingers.

John roughly jerk her fingers and he sucked on her ear "Do you want it?...Tell me you want it Joss. Tell me to give to you."

Joss frantically pulled his belt apart yanking his badge off, shoving his zipper down and tugging his boxers down as she stoked his already hard member roughly. "Give it to me John."

John reached into his back pocket and fumbled for his wallet as she kissed his lips and face. He quickly yanked the condom from its folds dropping the wallet on the floor as he pulled back and tore the green wrapper with his teeth. He leaned forward and kissed the bullet scar by her heart as he slid the condom on.

Joss looked down and giggled as she saw the bright green condom on "Since when did you start buying colored condoms?"

"Wasn't paying attention grabbed the wrong box at the store." John tugged his and her pants and underwear down to their ankles. As he kissed her thighs and licked her quickly.

Joss laughed as he rose to his feet kissing her one last time before he turned her around and entered her from behind.

"Shit!" Joss cursed under her breath as he slid inside her so smoothly and bending her slightly at an angle as she braced herself against the wall as he took her. His soft grunts reminding her where they were as she bite her lip to be quite.

As he pushed harder she felt her release coming as the muscles in her body tightened.

John gripped her hips harder trying to control his hands from smacking her on the ass, like he usually did. Although he know he could make it last longer, they only had 10 minutes left. He sped up his pace as he felt the beginnings of her orgasm.

Joss pursed her lips as she felt his hand work around to touch her, stimulating her faster until she broke.

John felt Joss reach her peak, he clamped his hand over her mouth as she forgot where they were. He pumped into her a few more times before he met his own release. Shoving her into the cold wall as he emptied himself into the condom.

Joss moaned softly as she felt John pull out. She rested her heated forehead against the cool wall as she heard the tearing of cardboard and the plastic snap as he pulled the condom off. She mumbled as she felt him cleaning her off. She looked over her should and watched as he grabbed a few more tissues from the rack behind him before wadding the condom up and tossing it in the waste basket.

John watch with a grin as Joss began putting her clothes back on. Once they were both fully clothed he hugged her and kissed her forehead. "Did you enjoy yourself?"

Joss rolled her eyes and chuckled "you know I did."

"See I told you….and here you thought my list was a terrible idea."

Joss pulled out of his embrace giving him one last kiss "It's only terrible if we get caught."

"Well, if you weren't so loud Joss…" John laughed as she smacked him in the arm.

"Stop messing around John we need to go our lunch break is over and the last thing you need is to get in trouble with the new Captain again." Joss smiled as she pulled the storage door open.

"Yes Lieutenant" John mocked as he followed her down the desert hallway and back up to the main bullpen.

'1 down 11 more to go', John thought with a grin.

AN: LOL. John's a freak…LOL If any of you ever read the article mentioned its actually real not to mention all the articles in Cosmo for the lady's. Just one kind of just came to me. Just imagining places they'd get there freak on in New York…..but if you have a suggestion feel free to let me know either through a PM or a review.