Okay, my names Shiroi and I was reading some stories recently and got inspired to write this. I have to thank Kappa13 for all the ideas and brainstorms. Thanks soo much. This is actually the first real lemon I have ever written and the first real fiction by my lonesome that i've put on the site. I hope you all will like it and I will accept any critism as helpful and informative. Now on to Disclaimer!

DISCLAIMER: I do not own D. Gray-man or any of its characters. If I did...well it would be very nosebleed worthy and lets leave it at that. I do thank its creators for they are beyond awesome.

Warning: This story is a Yaoi/slash story. It has boy on boy. If you don't like please don't read. Also this story is M so any young minds need to leave. NOW. lol.

Shiroi: Whoooooo heck ya....-falls asleep-

Kazu: idiot. don't stay up late to write fanfiction if you can't handle it. Pansy.

Koh: hey be nice. besides, with her out we can have some quiet.

Kazu:-gasp- your right-cries in happiness-

Lolz now on to the story!

Drunken Dreams

Krory slunk tiredly down the halls of HQ. He was exhausted from his last mission, not to mention very depressed. The higher ups had given him such a hard mission. Not only that, but they had sent him alone. Yup alone! He had trouble on missions with others yeah, but alone was worse. He was just like a make-life-hell magnet. He had gotten lost, tricked by swindlers, and attacked by superstitious mobs more times than he was able to count.

"Ugh," Krory sighed. "There wasn't any Innocence there at all either." He felt like an awful, useless failure as tears began to fill his eyes. While he continued down the hall he noticed a light and voices coming from one of the rec. rooms. It was very late so, curious, Krory quietly approached the open door and peered in. Inside he saw Lavi and Kanda sitting together at a table.

"Whew, man did I need that," exclaimed Lavi loudly while brandishing a small saucer filled with a watery looking liquid. Kanda just sat silently and tried to ignore the idiotic rabbit next to him. Lavi smiled and turned to Kanda happily.

"Oh come on, you got to lighten up Yu-kun. It's not everyday that we get to kick back and relax after a successful mission!" he exclaimed proudly.

A "Tch," and a death glare was all he got as a reply. Krory didn't notice this though because he had fallen into despair after hearing the word 'successful'.

'I shouldn't bother them,' he thought as he made to move away. A sharp noise that could slice air and a sudden pressure on his neck however, stopped him dead. The sound of Lavi's voice broke him out of his shocked stupor.

"Hey, hey, calm down Kanda! It's just Kro-chan." At this Krory finally registered what threatened his life. He looked down to see Kanda in a defensive crouch. His sword held strongly against the poor vamps jugular.(A.N:Ha, irony)

"Tch, you shouldn't slink around like a cockroach if you don't want to get squashed," growled Kanda. Then he retracted his blade and returned to the previous room. Krory could just nod numbly in fear.

"Sheesh, someone needs to eat some chocolate and relax," Lavi sighed, and then turned to Krory. "Hey, you okay Kro-chan, that nasty little Yu didn't hurt you did he?"

"N-n-no, I'm fine, just surprised is all. He moved so fast," he replied.

"Good," Lavi smiled, chuckling evilly as he was struck with an idea. "Kro-chan,You just got back from a mission right? So why don't you relax with us and drink some sake."

"What!" Krory cried. "But I couldn't, I-I-I've never even touched alcohol before, let alone drank it. No, no I can't, out of the question."

"But, it's more fun with more people," Lavi pouted. 'Hah, thought so. Kro-chan is so cute and innocent. Little more and I'm there,' he thought wickedly. On the outside he just upped the ante of his pout.

"But, I…okay but just one drink. I've no mind to get one of these 'hangovers' I've heard you complain about."

"The more the merrier," Lavi shouted, his fist pumping into the air. 'Ha-ha, I win. Now I get to see what Kro-chan's like when drunk.' He giggled sadistically as he led the poor unsuspecting blood-sucker into the room.

After a little coaxing Krory was convinced to sit across from Kanda who, being Kanda, just acted like no one was there and brooded.

"Here ya go Kro-chan," Lavi cried, he happily handed Krory a saucer. Krory looked at it like it was poison.

"Aw don't be like that. One little sip won't hurt anybody Kro-chan (A.N: HAH). Just put it to your lips and knock back, like this," Lavi explained while he acted out the motion. Krory stared for a second before mimicking the action. Unlike Lavi though, he downed it all in one go.

"Wow," Krory hiccupped. "That is good, with an interesting burn."

Lavi laughed as he refilled the already adorably drunk exorcist's cup.

"Here, have some more, don't be shy K-kun." A couple of drinks later and Krory was down and out on the sofa. He was curled into a ball like a child, a light flush colored his cheeks.

"Damn, I was hoping he would be an interesting drunk. No fun," the rabbit huffed.

"Baka-usagi," growled Kanda. "You need to stop treating people like your own personal toys you bastard."

"I don't know what you're implying," Lavi said with an innocent smile. Kanda just rolled his eyes in response.

"OH! Man I forgot to turn in my report. Hey can you take little Kro-chan to his room Kanda? Please and thank you," Lavi called while running out the door, leaving a very pissed Kanda Yu behind.

"Like hell I will," Kanda spat, only to hear a stupid rabbit yell something from down the hall about superstitious finders and innocent dead vampires. Kanda swore to kill the rabbit and make stew next time they met.

Kanda sighed as he glanced down at the sleeping blood-sucker. 'The stupid leech is like a child, naively trusting that red-haired bastard,' Kanda thought, picking up Krory's unconscious body onto his back.

"Just great," grunted the sword exorcist as he began to make his way to the sleeping quarters of HQ, lucky for the bat that their rooms were close or the swordsman would of been REALLY pissed.

"Finally," growled Kanda, arriving at the other man's room. "Blood-sucking bastard is heavier than he looks." Kanda sighed again as he set Krory on the bed. When he turned to leave however, he froze. Something suddenly felt very wrong. He turned back as he heard the sheets rustle, only to see Krory leering at him. He almost looked like he was in battle-mode. 'But that can't be.'

"Tch, if you were awake then you should have said so," Kanda snarled through clenched teeth. He did not like being a pack mule. But something was definitely wrong. He could feel it. Every cell in his body was screaming for him to flee, run to another continent if possible, but Kanda Yu DID NOT RUN. His pride would never let him do such a thing, no matter the cost. Then again, that look Krory was giving him was a pretty damn good argument, it was almost…predatory. Kanda shuddered, and then told himself it was just a cold draft, definitely not fear induced at all. He tried to shrug it off.

"If your better than drink some water and get the hell in bed because I'm going," the swordsman ground out. As he turned and walked to the doorway he ran into something big, and solid. Kanda jumped back in shock only to see Krory standing in the doorway. 'I didn't even see him move!' Kanda mentally screamed.

"Oh, I hope you won't be leaving so soon," Krory practically purred while shutting and locking the door. "We haven't even begun to play."

Kanda's whole body seemed to twitch at this statement. He frowned and gave a low snarl. "I rather jump into a pit of Akuma you bastard; now let me out before I cut you a new asshole."

Krory chuckled, "With what, pray tell, do you intend to cut me with?" The vamp's grin just seemed to grow darker as he began to slowly stalk towards Kanda, who snarled and reached for his innocence…to only find air. Stunned he looked down and his eyes widened, realizing that it was still in the rec. room. A soft chuckle by his ear dragged him from his musing. Gasping, Kanda looked up to find Krory standing next to him.

"Ah," Kanda yelped. He quickly backpedaled until his spine hit the wall behind. But he didn't have time to think. He barely blinked before the vampire was on him. Krory had Kanda's hands held to his sides tightly, their bodies pressed together. Kanda couldn't help but gasp at the sudden close proximity.

"What do you want?!" Kanda cried, he kept telling himself he wasn't scared and he could escape.

"Hmm…" replied Krory in a husky tone, "What do I want? Well, did you know that you look delicious? I could just lick and bite every inch of you and still want more."

Then, before Kanda could even let his brain register this or reply, the taller exorcist began to lick and suck on his prey's neck.

"Wha" Kanda hissed, but Krory simply ignored him as he sampled that delicious skin. Kanda squirmed and struggled but could not fight Krory's strength.

"Ah, ahn," Kanda couldn't keep the moans in as the man against him skillfully assaulted his neck, moving up slowly while he devoured the flesh there until he got to the shell of Kanda's ear.

"Let go you blood-sucking bastard," Kanda yelled. He was panicking and didn't know what to do. He had never been in a situation like this before. He began to really struggle with everything he had. He might as well of been trying to move a mountain for all the good it did him. 'Where the Hell did this strength come from,' he thought desperately.

Krory chuckled against Kanda's neck at the man efforts, making Kanda gasp. 'Shit, I did not just moan like a woman," he chanted in his mind over and over. Slowly he began to fall under the vampire exorcist's skillfully violent assault.

"Ah, l-let g-go before I get s-serious," he stuttered out between moans. Krory, seeming to comply, releases his grip on the frantic and angry man, but only to then throw him on the mattress.

"Agh," Kanda yelled in shock. With a snarl the swordsman jumped up and lunged at Krory, fists raised.

"Tsk, tsk, I wanted to be nice but it looks like I'm going to have to tie you up my sweet kitten," Krory said lustily and didn't look sorry at all, he easily side-stepped Kanda's charge.

"The hell" Kanda yelled as he once again ended up on his back on the bed. Krory was on him in an instant, binding and making sure the man wouldn't escape.

"Hhmm…do you need to be disciplined my pet?" Hearing this just made Kanda struggle more. But he felt it, deep down he knew he was helpless and stuck. He glared angrily at his fanged captor. Krory couldn't help but lick his lips at the sight laid before him. Kanda was spread out on the bed; his hair had come untied in the struggle and now hangs loosely around his head, he lay flushed and panting from his failed attempts to escape. His eyes were a piercing fire that went straight to the vampire exorcist's crotch, making him shudder and moan with anticipation. Krory wanted to make those eyes cloud over with lust. He wanted to make this sinfully sexy, dominant man beg and scream his name. He wanted to break the swordsman, and Krory was going to make sure the smaller enjoyed every pleasurably second of it.

Kanda couldn't help but shiver as the other's gaze seemed to caress and probe his body up and down. He wasn't scared dammit, and he would not give in. Krory just smiled while he crept slowly up to and onto the bed, straddling the bound man and causing Kanda to resume his fighting.

"Now, don't do that," purred Krory. "Be a good kitty and I might give you a treat. One I know you'll love." Kanda could only gasp as Krory then began to rub and pinch his chest in tantalizing motion. "Mhm, you like that, don't you pet?" Krory chuckled and continued to play one of the Order's strongest exorcists like an instrument. The blade-wielder tried to hold in the moans by biting his lip but it couldn't hide his pleasure. After a few minutes the vampire bared his claws and sliced Kanda's shirt to ribbons, and then slid off the pants that hid his prize. Kanda looked away in shame with a blush he was unable to stifle. The swordsman couldn't hide his obvious enjoyment of all the attentions that he was receiving from this blood-thirsty man. He hissed when the cold air touched his hot flesh, now free.

"Amazing, I didn't think my kitten would go commando, not to say I mind." A soft "you bastard" was Kanda's only retort to the others statement. Kanda continued to struggle as the sinful creature above him continued the pleasurable torture. After only a few more minutes, in which Krory had started thrusting their crotches together, Kanda began to lose his control. Part of him struggled while another part wanted to give into desire and lose himself as he was licked and stroked all over by those strong demon hands. Kanda had never felt such pleasure, it was unreal. He was drowning in the feelings that the other made sing through his body wave after wave. Krory couldn't help but smirk triumphantly, the swordsman was beginning to submit.

Taking the chance Krory roughly grabbed Kanda's chin and kissed him forcibly, surprising the Japanese man. Using a shocked gasp as an opportunity, the vamp plunged into that hot, moist cavern and began to map out and dominate the other's luscious mouth.

"Mhm," moaned Kanda. He couldn't believe he was losing in a match for dominance, and to Krory of all people. But it just felt so damn good. Finally they had to separate for air, Kanda felt dizzy but wanted more, much more. A thin trail of saliva connected them for a moment before breaking.

The count chuckled as he began to travel down Kanda's flushed body. Nipping and licking while he got lower and lower.

"Wow, you're so hard. Yet I haven't even touched you here." Krory breathed lightly over the tip of Kanda's erection. Kanda could only whimper at the overwhelming feeling. 'When did I become this bastard's bitch?' went through Kanda's brain before disappearing when the count gripped his shaft.

"I think my kitty deserves a treat," the man purred before he began to lick and tease the flesh in his hand. The swordsman couldn't help screaming in ecstasy. The vampire's tongue was rough and hot, if this kept up there's no way he'd last. Krory licked and sucked with one hand pumping, the other holding the swordsman's trembling hips. When he suddenly swallowed Kanda's cock whole, deep-throating him, the smaller male almost blacked out.

"Ah, ah, no stop," Kanda cried out. It was almost too much. Tears appeared in the corners of his eyes as he was overwhelmed. He had never had sex before, never saw a use for it and always thought that those guys who bragged about it were idiots. But now he was changing his mind. This was unbelievable. Kanda thrashed about on the mattress. He felt himself get closer, his body screaming for release. Just when he was reaching that blissful peak Kanda was robbed of Krory's mouth.

"Bastard," gasped the smaller, "don't stop." Kanda whining, but that just made the blood-sucker chuckle as he got up and began to undress, torturously slow. Kanda was shocked by how built the vamp was. Yes he was skinny but it was all lean and toned muscle. He had an amazing build with white unblimished skin. The show just made Kanda twist and squirm unable to reach his release. Finally after what felt like a century Krory returned naked, but with a bottle of lube in hand. He gave the swordsman his best evil grin before clicking the cap open.

"Tell me kitten," he growled out, once again straddling the Japanese exorcist. "What do you want me to do to you?" he purred in just the sexiest way.

"I-I-I don-don't know" Kanda panted, "Just please," he begged. All reason and rational thought had left earlier and had decided to take anger and pride away for vacation. He wanted that vampire bastard to do something, anything, as long as he got release.

Krory smirked again before he spread his prey's legs, kissing and nipping at smooth trembling flesh. "First time?" he asked. Kanda could only nod, to embarrassed and humiliated to speak. Krory gave a beaming smile then, that took the swordsman by surprise.

"Good, I get you all to myself then. Don't worry I'll be gentle," he whispered the last part seductively in Kanda's ear making the man shudder.

With a surprisingly skilled hand the fanged fiend began to tease and prod the others virgin entrance. Circling and massaging to make the bound man relaxed and stretched. The first finger was easy but the second one began to sting. At the third one it was so tight that Krory had to remind Kanda to relax. Finally all three were in. Thrusting in and out the vampire searched for that spot. When Kanda suddenly cried out in pleasure, Krory knew he had found it.

"AH!!...w...what...what was that?"Kanda yelled out.

"Prostate," Krory panted out. He licked his lips and tried to regain control. Just seeing Kanda arch his back and scream in pleasure almost made him cum. As he removed his fingers he smiled at the whine Kanda let out at the loss.

"Are you ready kitten," Krory asked positioning his cock at Kanda's winking entrance. He hoped he prepared the other enough. The vamp knew he was big, when in the baths his towel had fallen down once and the finder that was in there passed out from a nosebleed, saying something about "huge snakes".

"Just do it," Kanda growled. He wanted that pleasure from before so much, screw his pride. Krory groaned, more than happy to oblige. Kanda hissed in pain as the head pressed in, definitely bigger than three fingers. Krory saw the pain on the swordsman's face and decided to get it over with quickly, suddenly thrusting forward hard, fully seating himself in that tight virgin heat.

"Nhn," Kanda gasped in pain. Damn that hurt. Krory just crooned over him, rubbing his sides and telling him to relax. After a minute Kanda had enough and snarled.

"Just move dammit!" he yelled and tried to move the pulsing flesh inside of him. His thoughts were slipping and he didn't know how long he could last. Krory didn't need any more prodding. He just chuckled darkly as he licked his lips slowly.

"Good boy," was all he said before he began to thrust and ravish the body beneath him. At first the pace was somewhat slow, but it picked up very quickly. Each thrust was faster and harder. A strong thrust finally found the sweet spot inside, making Kanda scream, tears of pleasure began to fall. He strained at his bonds, unable to keep still as he thrashed about in ecstasy. There was no more pain or thought. Just blinding pleasure, and seeing this, Krory began to pound that spot over and over, with inhuman strength and speed. The vamp growled and snarled like a beast, while Kanda mewled and gasped like a kitten. After a few delicious minutes the swordsman gasped loudly.

"Ah ahh…Krory, I-I'm gonna..." Kanda rasped. Krory, covered in sweat, just smirked and leaned forward to whisper in the others ear.

"Cum for me," he said in the sexiest voice Kanda had ever heard, hitting that sweet spot hard, easily sending the swordsman over.

"AAAAHHN," Kanda screamed hoarsely, the orgasm ripped through his body. He saw white; every pulse of his heart seemed laced with pleasurable electricity. A few thrusts later Krory shuddered as he was milked by vice-like velvet heat. Both sat there together, panting while their minds came down from their sex highs.

"Ugn," Kanda grunted when Krory's limp member slipped out, then he sighed in relief as his bonds were cut, allowing his tired arms to fall onto the mattress. Both lay there exhausted as they drifted into a satisfied dream-less oblivion.

~Next Day~

"Agh," Krory yelped as he woke up and realized he was naked, his head hurt and he couldn't remember getting back to his room. He shivered when he remembered his dream, but he was naked so it was real? No, it couldn't be right...right? No, no way. If he had really done that he would be dead. Kanda would have tortured and killed him if he every did something like that. Yes, and besides, he didn't have the confidence to do something like that, especially to Kanda. Krory nodded as he agreed with himself on this.

Krory didn't see Kanda for quite a while after that, and whenever he did see the man, the other would up and leave. Strange, but this WAS Kanda. It was probably for the best anyway because the dream would just make it awkward to be around the blade-weilder.

Krory also didn't see Lavi around at all either. But he did hear these strange blood-chilling screams from down the hall. He thought it best to just ignore it.

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