Hey to everyone! This is my first ever purely humour based fic! And this is also a dialogue only fic!
I don't own Naruto
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"Uchiha Itachi, I'm here to kill you! Even though you are me brother your cursed me. You gave me a half-life an avenger's life! You were the one who killed our clan, and now I'm going to kill you!"
"Sasuke! Now look who's the baka!"
"Kakashi-sensei, Sasuke's playing 'Avenger in the Bathroom' again!"
"Did he break the mirror again?"
"Why is it always in an Inn? And why'd he have to break the flippin' mirror again?"
"I'm not paying for it this time!"
"Now that answers that."
"Rock-Paper-Scissors for who gets to pay?"
"Yeah,"
"Rock-Paper-Scissor-"
"Hey aren't you going to help me? I'm bleeding here!"
"Oh you big baby, you're the one who broke the mirror with his fist, fix it your self. You should know why by now."
"Ha Ha! Kakashi-sensei pay up!"
"Now Sasuke look what you made me do, I'm going to have to pay fro something you did…again."
"Trying to guilt trip him won't work sensei, I should know. I've tried enough times."
"Yeah, he's-"
"He's still here! Stop talking about me like I'm not here!"
"You go fix your hand, and you don't have to hear it."
"Grrr!"
"Temper, temper! Hahaha!"
"I blame you brother!"
"Kakashi-sensei I think he's going at it again!"
"Why couldn't I have been an only child?"
"Oh No! He's doing his 'Only child' thing! Come quick! I'm going to sedate him!"
"No you're-Hey stop that! Sakura! Naruto! Stop I'm going to…I'm going to…"
"Now that that's over with, and since he's going to be out for a while who's up for strip poker?"
"…Why do you always want to pay strip poker after we knock out Sasuke Sakura-chan?"
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And that's done, I hope you guys liked it! Leave me a review if you have time!