How to piss off Shadow the Hedgehog part II
Tell him Maria never loved him
Pity him
Switch his handguns with squirt guns
Shave all of his fur off
Put his fur and the Shaver in Sonic's room
When Shadow yells "HOW SHAVED ALL OF MY FUR OFF!!!!"
with rage
tell him Sonic did it
Laugh when Sonic gets a haircut (by the means of shaving off all his fur by a maniacal black hedgehog)
Bitch slap him and RUN!!!!!