Disclaimer: If I owned Glee, Puckleberry, Evanson and Artie/me would be at it like dogs. You've seen Glee, it hasn't happened, therefore I don't own it. Sadly.
[Backstory] Puckleberry has been on for a while now. They're in Spanish class exchanging notes.
Key:
Puck is in bold, Rachel is in italics.
Yo, Rach.
Noah, as your girlfriend, I would like to be treated with a little more respect than your teammates.
Fine. Good afternoon, Rachel.
Good afternoon. So, are you still coming by tonight?
Of course. You don't think that I would miss something like this?
It's happened before, Noah.
I love it when you call me Noah. Is that what you'll be screaming later?
Hey! What if these notes get confiscated?
Here. I attached another set of notes with a template of a conversation. Fill in your replies, hand that one in if we get caught, hide this one, and tell me you want to scream my name later.
May I remind you who the dominant one in this relationship is?
Sorry, baby. You can call me whatever you want.
Noah will suffice. Both inside and outside of this room.
I love your subtlety. It's so…Innocent.
You of all people should know that I am not always innocent.
I know. You can be so sexy sometimes, Rachel. Why don't you let that side show?
Because that way, my other side is reserved just for you. Only you can see it. Does that not give you a sense of pride, knowing that your favourite side of me is all for you?
Oh my God, Rachel, you have no idea how hot you're sounding right now.
Really? Would I sound hotter if I was moaning around your smooth cock, rubbing it up and down as my mouth moved in correspondence? Would I sound hotter if you were on top of me, thrusting inside me until I screamed your name?
Holy fuck, Berry! And honestly? I think you're going to sound hottest when I'm fingering you, because I can tell you're turned on right now, and you're going to be all day, and you can't stimulate yourself during class, can you, Rachel? You're going to have to wait until I come over to your house and I get to have the pleasure of bringing you to a climax. And when I do, don't think my mouth won't see any action either. I'm going to nip and suck at those beautiful breasts of yours as well. Would you like that, Rachel?
Oh Gods yeah, I would! Fuck, Noah, I need you. Right now. I need to kiss you, to feel you. I need you to fuck me, Noah Puckerman, and you better deliver tonight.
Oh I will, Berry. I promise.