My friend neontrosso8 wrote this
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Two-face was sitting on the couch watching t.v . Joker was in the kitchen eating a omelet. Everything was peaceful till Batman looked in the refrigerator, searching for the eggs. Furious that the eggs were gone, he slammed the door. He turned around and saw Joker eating the omelet.
"You green-haired idoit, you ate all the eggs," Batman yelled.
Both Joker and Two-face looked up from the table. The Joker looked confusion and Harvey looked interested in the conversation.
"Yeah so what if I did, you gonna brake my arms or something," Joker yelled back.
Now Two-face was grinning, he always loved a good fight, especially when these two fought.(can you blame him) Batman took this into consderation,then he reached out and grabbed the Joker.
TWO HOURS LATER
Joker sat in a hospital bed with both of his arms in cast and seines held them up in a wire. Two-face was sitting next to him. Joker had a "I'm really pissed off at the moment" face.
"You know you really shouldn't give him ideas," Two-face suggested.
"You know you really shouldn't give him ideas," mimicked Joker.
Two-face then flipped his coin and looked down at it. He had and evil smile spread across his face. The Joker just had another confused as hell ,as he saw him do that. Then Two-face lifted up his arm and punched one of Jokers broken ones.
"Augggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!" Joker screamed.
"Oh, wait till I get you back." Joker swore as he watched Two-face leave.