(Recently underwent a Grammar/Spelling/Idea fix. All original comments will be preserved)
Warning: Dorochet OoC ness/ My brother helped me write the first part so don't ask/ Rated for safety
Disclaimer: Do not own anything except story idea.
Chapter One
It was a cold and rainy morning at the Devil's Nest, but somehow Dorochet kept himself busy with a feather. He was blowing it across the couch, really annoying Marta.
"Dorochet!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled Marta, totally ignoring the feather being blown across her lap.
"How can I help you?" asked Dorochet; this making Marta really mad.
"Quit blowing that feather in my face!!!"
Dorochet picked up the feather, and went to where Greed was sitting. Before he could blow on the feather Greed said, "Don't even think about it."
Again, Dorochet moved, but this time to Kimbly. Five seconds later, BOOM!
"Oops. My fault," said Kimbly, laughing insanely.
"You broke my toy!" said Dorochet, sounding like a two-year-old.
"Dorochet, quit being a baby!" said Marta. "Here have another feather."
"YAY!!!!!!!" said Dorochet, as it all started over again.
By noon, everyone was so annoyed that they all went for a walk.
"But I don't want to!" whined Dorochet.
"Well to bad!" said Marta, dragging Dorochet out the door by his ear.
"Ahhhhhh! Marta! You know I have sensitive ears!"
"Let him stay Marta," said Greed. "What's the worst that could happen?" "You don't want to know," said Marta shutting Dorochet in. "We'll be back soon," said Marta.
When they got back, they opened the door and found pancakes, butter, and syrup everywhere.
"Dorochet!!!!" everyone yelled.
"I like pancakes!" said Dorochet, annoying everyone.
-Suddenly Naruto pops out of nowhere in a puff of smoke-
Naruto: Hey everybody; what's going on?
Greed: Who are you? And what's with the whiskers?
Naruto: My name is Naruto Uzumaki and I'm gonna become the Hokage, Believe It!
Greed: Hokage…?
Naruto: (Looks at Greed like he's crazy) you don't know who the Hokage is!?
Greed: No, I can't say I do…
Naruto: Where am I?
Marta: In a bar in Dublith…
Naruto: O.o Dublith? Is that in the Land of Lightning?
Marta: No, it's in Amestris
Naruto :…..( totally confused) How in the… Where in the…. Where did Hinata go?
Marta: Hinata?
In Central HQ
Hughes: (on the phone with Roy) So, Roy did you get the e-mail just I sent you…. aren't those pictures of Elicia adorable!!!!
Roy: Yes… but why did you waste a whole five minutes just to send me pictures you've already shown me 1,000,000 times!
-Suddenly in the middle of Hughes' office there is a big puff of smoke-
Hughes: What in the world…
- The smoke clears to show a teenage girl with blue hair and pale lavender eyes coughing on the floor-
Hughes: Who are you… a friend of Fullmetal's?
Hinata: M-my name is Hinata. W-who? (cough)
Hughes: Well you obviously don't know Ed… Well, how did you get here?
Hinata: I don't know, last I knew, Naruto and I were going to Ichiraku's …
Hughes: Naruto?… Is he your boyfriend?
Hinata: N-no! Of course not (blushing)
Hughes: Right, just like Ed and his mechanic aren't together…but oh well…
Hinata: So where am I?
Hughes: You're in Central City Military Headquarters!
Hinata: Where exactly is that?
Hughes: (thinking) wow she really doesn't know where she is… maybe I can help her)
It's in a country known as Amestris… You really don't know what Amestris is do you?
Hinata: no, not really…
Hughes: (thinking) she must be from some alternate universe…
(AN: Hughes, my friend you are not too far from the truth)
Hughes: So who is this Naruto?
Hinata: (blushing) He is well… a… boy from the same place I live, and h-he is really nice and b-brave and…
Hughes : I meant: "What does he look like?"
Hinata: (seriously blushing now) oh… w-well he h-has blonde hair and always w-wears an o-orange jacket and has f-fox whiskers on his face
Hughes: Ok
Roy: (still on the phone) HUGHES!!!! What happened!
Hughes: (picking up the phone) Sorry about that Roy, a girl just appeared in the middle of my office.
Roy: A girl? Does Gracia know about this?
Hughes: (sigh) not that kind of girl…
Roy: Ok then, who is she?
Hughes: Her name is Hinata.
Roy: Ok, what does she want?
Hughes: We need to help her find her boyfriend and get back home
Hinata: (blushing again) He is not my boyfriend!
Hughes: (To Hinata) sure, just like Ed's not 'with' his mechanic
In Risenbool
Ed and Al were sitting at the table, Ed eating a pie Winry had just baked, Al was just staring, amazed at his brother's bizarre eating habits.
Al: Brother, slow down. You are going to get a stomachache.
Ed: (With his mouth full of yummyful pie) Wha are you talkingf abourf Al?
Al: (Shaking his head)
-Suddenly a poof of smoke interrupts Ed's next bite, what looked like a 14 year-old guy in a black jacket appeared in the smoke. He had a weird hat and (what looked like) a mummy on his back appeared in the smoke-
Ed: (Swallows his pie) who are you?!!?!?!?!
Haha! Don't flame too hard, it's my first fic, and I love the script form… so much easier for me to understand…Please Read and Review... it'll be my first review ever!!