Disclaimer: 'The Adventures of the Galaxy Rangers' is copyrighted by Hearst Entertainment, Inc.
This is a work of fanfiction and I make no profit of it.
Author's note: For self-aware spam filter, see the Dilbert cartoons for November 10, 2008 and following.
Hi Doc,
I know you're busy with that invasion of nano robots, so just a quick question: should my spam filter be asking me personal questions?
Niko
Hi Niko,
You're using Q-Balls's new experimental filter, right? As long as it doesn't burn or explode, I'd say it's not out of the ordinary.
Doc
Hi Doc,
How's your nano robot target count?
Btw, what are you getting Niko for her birthday?
Goose
Hi Doc,
Are you sure my spam filter should be asking me about cosmetic products I use or would like to buy?
Niko
Hi Niko,
As long as it doesn't tell you to build killer robots or copies of Buzzwang…
I'll have a look at it when I get back.
Doc
Hi Goose,
Sorry, I'm a bit preoccupied at the moment, why don't you ask Niko's spam filter?
Doc
Hi Niko,
I know you're not celebrating your birthday, and of course, we're not preparing a surprise party for you, but if we were, are you sure you would want a nuclear-powered submarine from 1980 as a present?
Goose
Hi Goose,
What are you and Killbane doing to each other?!?
Niko
Hi Niko,
Just a little bit of dragon wrestling.
Goose
PS: Could you please convince the chief dragon I didn't start the fight?
Hi Niko,
Thanks for your moral support in my fight against the nano robots, but why did you send me a picture of a zebra being eaten by an alligator?
Doc
Hi Doc,
I didn't send any pictures…
Niko
Niko,
Turn off your computer and don't restart it before I'm back!!!
Doc
Dear Commander Walsh,
Two of your hatchlings destroyed our palace.
If you do not pay for damages, we will attack Earth.
Chief Dragon
PS: I found that picture you attached of the black-white hoofed animal and the big sharp-teethed reptile very inspiring…